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Author:   eternalbluehiro
Date:   May 07, 02 at 5:13pm (PST)
Subject:   RE 1 Bloopers
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(The scene when they find blood.)

Director: AAANNNDDD ACTION

Barry: I hope this is not... Chris's blood!
Jill, maybe you should go look for clues. I'll be examining this.

Jill: With what a portable DNA tester you moron?

Barry: Eh... what?

Jill: Nevermind... I will go look for... $SCHLOOP$ (Jill slips in blood and cracks her head open.)

Director: Aw... damn... bring in Jill replacement number 3!



Author:   Necrin
Date:   May 08, 02 at 3:24pm (PST)
Subject:   re: RE 1 Bloopers
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The part where Barry and Jill find forest

Barry: it's forest he's been pecked to death by crows

Forest: haaaaaachew

Director: cut

The scene with Rebecca and Chris after beating the plant 52

Chris: Looks like we got to the tooth of the problem

Rebecca: oh brother that's 27 times now

Director: cut cut cut

Then the bees come out and attack the whole cast and crew




Author:   Littlescary
Date:   May 10, 02 at 9:42pm (PST)
Subject:   re: RE 1 Bloopers
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I no lets makes up parts of no. 1 Res I have a PS2 but i like Res Evil ok ok heres my made up one's

Rebeccas in a cage with a tyrant talking to her

Rebecca: Please! Please! let me out i ain't done nothin'!

Tyrant:SHUTUP LITTLE GIRLY

Cast to Tyrant: *cough*loser*cough*

Director:Get that asshole outta ere!

Clairs ere!! but theres trouble...

Clair:er...er.. hello?

Unknown:Whos tha..

Spazy Cast:hes great aint h...BALL HAIR is'nt he so grea....*bleep* ME UP ASSHOLE i wonder if i ca....SUCK MY DICK

Director:CUT CUT SOME ASSHOLE ERE IS RUINING US!



Author:   thefoz
Date:   Aug 20, 02 at 7:51pm (PST)
Subject:   re: RE 1 Bloopers
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Jill is fighting the tyrant. She runs and smacks right into one of the tanks!
Jill- Alright, who put that there!



Author:   thefoz
Date:   Aug 21, 02 at 6:34pm (PST)
Subject:   re: RE 1 Bloopers
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Here's some more.
(Scene where Wesker confronts Jill)
Wesker:Yes, I've using Barry for my own personnal purposes.
Jill- What?(starts giggling and then starts roaring with laughter, as does the cast.
Wesker:Come,on guys, can't you write me a new line?
Cast: NO NOW SHUT UP!
Dir: All right lets try this again. aaaaannnnnndddd action!
Wesker:Yes, I've been using Barry for my own personnal purposes.
Jill:W..(starts laughing again.)
Wesker:WTF!!!!!! (starts crying) I'm going to my trailer.
Cast:

(scene where Jill first sees the hunter)
Jill:Oh, boy!
Hunter: WTF! Oh, boy. That's original.
Jill: Dammit, Leon, I'm not taking lessons from you anymore!
Leon: Sorry!
Jill: Shut the f$%# up a$$wipe!
Leon: (stands there like an idiot for a while) Oh boy!
Jill: WTF!!!!
Dir: Leon, get off the set!
Leon: No way!
Dir: That's it! (shoots Leon in the leg)
Leon: Damn, there goes another band-aid! :D:D



Author:   vinialboss
Date:   Sep 20, 02 at 11:23am (PST)
Subject:   re: RE 1 Bloopers
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The cast and crew were taking a break accidentaly, the camera was turned on.

Wesker: Jill's costume should be mine!
Chris:No, mine! I will look sexy in that one.
Wesker: Nah, you look better in zombies'.
Chris:Oh yeah, wanna try?

Both took Jill's costume and Jill came.

Jill: What exactly is going on here?
Chris: Uhh... can we borrow your lipstick?



Author:   thefoz
Date:   Sep 20, 02 at 6:38pm (PST)
Subject:   re: RE 1 Bloopers
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(Scene where Jill and Barry find Wesker missing.)
Jill:Where did he go?
Barry: I don't know. Let's look for him, but stay in this hallway.
Jill: (Getting pissed off) How are we going to find him if we stay here? WTF!!! That's ridiculous. Who's writing this script?
Director: WTF Jill!! We've talked about this. Say your lines and then shut the hell up!!!
Jill: *bleep* You!!!!!! Find someone else!!! (turns to walk out and trips on carpet.
Cast:
Jill: Arrrrghhhhhhhhhh!!! (grabs gun and shoots the whole cast.)
Leon: Wow!! I'm gonna run out of band-aids soon!!!!



Author:   chrisrocks
Date:   Dec 06, 04 at 4:51pm (PST)
Subject:   re: RE 1 Bloopers
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iam lmfao heres one
scene: front room (at start of game)

wesker:man
BANG BANG
WESKER: JILL BARRY GO AND INVESTAGTE
JILLANDBARRY: K
(GOING IN TO DINNIN ROOM)
JILL: WAIT ALL BE BACK IN A MIN
BARRY:K
DERECTOR: JILL YOUR SPOST TO GO WITH BARRY
JIIL: F***k U. WESAKER!!!
(STARS RUNNING AT HIM AND SPERS HIM)
WESKER: WTF
JILL:U STAY HERE THIS TIME U RAT BASTERD
DIRTOR JILL HES THE TRADOR REMBERR (WISPERS TO GUY NET TO HIM WATCH THIS)

JILL" SHOOTS HIM IN THE BALLS REPETDLY


HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAAHAHB










Author:   Hawkeye
Date:   Dec 06, 04 at 8:32pm (PST)
Subject:   re: RE 1 Bloopers
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That sucked.



Author:   Lupin3rd
Date:   Dec 06, 04 at 8:39pm (PST)
Subject:   re: RE 1 Bloopers
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To be honest Chris that wouldn't be very amusing for anyone, and speaking it capitals is a bitch on most occasions but in a mansion it's a little out of order don't you think.

Mug.




Author:   Furious Faction
Date:   Dec 06, 04 at 8:42pm (PST)
Subject:   re: RE 1 Bloopers
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That was freakin horrible, I cant believe you posted that crap. Just take the end sit and spin like a kids top son....



Author:   chrisrock's
Date:   Dec 07, 04 at 2:26pm (PST)
Subject:   re: RE 1 Bloopers
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hey!! i was workin on it tell my comp *bleep*ed up



Author:   chrisrock's
Date:   Dec 07, 04 at 2:25pm (PST)
Subject:   re: RE 1 Bloopers
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hey!! i was workin on it tell my comp *bleep*ed up



Author:   Spud
Date:   May 15, 05 at 12:08am (PST)
Subject:   re: RE 1 Bloopers
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quote thefoz
Here's some more.
(Scene where Wesker confronts Jill)
Wesker:Yes, I've using Barry for my own personnal purposes.
Jill- What?(starts giggling and then starts roaring with laughter, as does the cast.
Wesker:Come,on guys, can't you write me a new line?
Cast: NO NOW SHUT UP!
Dir: All right lets try this again. aaaaannnnnndddd action!
Wesker:Yes, I've been using Barry for my own personnal purposes.
Jill:W..(starts laughing again.)
Wesker:WTF!!!!!! (starts crying) I'm going to my trailer.
Cast:

(scene where Jill first sees the hunter)
Jillh, boy!
Hunter: WTF! Oh, boy. That's original.
Jill: Dammit, Leon, I'm not taking lessons from you anymore!
Leon: Sorry!
Jill: Shut the f$%# up a$$wipe!
Leon: (stands there like an idiot for a while) Oh boy!
Jill: WTF!!!!
Dir: Leon, get off the set!
Leon: No way!
Dir: That's it! (shoots Leon in the leg)
Leon: Damn, there goes another band-aid!
thank you so much thefoz, that was the funniest thing i've read in a long time,




Author:   bazooka544
Date:   Mar 15, 09 at 5:59am (PST)
Subject:   re: RE 1 Bloopers
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(First scene (Forest))

Jill: Chris!
Chris: Jill!
(Joseph gets knocked over by zombie dogs)
Joseph: Puppies!! 8D
Jill: Thats not your line.
Joseph: =,(
Chris: WTF? *Runs into a tree).
Leon: Chris needs a band-aid! 8D
Claire:....This is stuffed up.
*Brads helicopter crashes.*
Brad: Ahhh! *Gets killed by Nemisis*
Nemisis: STARS.
Director: ...for some reason I want to quit. =|


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