Barry: I hope this is not... Chris's blood! Jill, maybe you should go look for clues. I'll be examining this.
Jill: With what a portable DNA tester you moron?
Barry: Eh... what?
Jill: Nevermind... I will go look for... $SCHLOOP$ (Jill slips in blood and cracks her head open.)
Director: Aw... damn... bring in Jill replacement number 3!
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Jul 01, 09 at 4:59am
This is when Barry is gonna "kick this door down"
Barry: Jill, is that you?! Jill: Barry? Help me please! The door won't open!!! Barry: Jill, stand back! I'm gonna kick this door down! *Barry gets all macho and kicks the door down, Jill runs out, shaken, but unharmed- Barry makes Jill sandwhich remark* Jill: Thanks, Barry. But just one question, not that i'm not grateful or anything, but didn't you say you were going back to the DINING ROOM to investigate? Barry: Um... yeah, about that... see, Wesker is threatening to hurt my family if i don't help him cover up the secrets of the mansion. He works for Umbrella and it was Umbrella's fault for making all this happen. Director: CUT! Take 2- Barry: I was following you because i want to confess my feelings for you. *Jill looks at Barry awkwardly* Barry: I mean to... *silence for a moment* LINE! Take 2,987- Barry: There was just something I wanted to check. Director to crew: Finally! *Barry starts to walk away and trips on shoelace* Director:CUT!!!
I know this is from RE 2, but it's funny and i had to say it! It's when Sherry gets sucked under the water next to claire
*water gate opens up* Sherry: WHAAA!!!! Claire: *eagerly looks around* Sherry? SHERRY?!?! Sherry: *in other tunnel underneath* Claire! I'm here, Claire!!! Claire: Sherry!!! *ada drops through ceiling* Leon: *from hole in ceiling* ADA!!!!!!! Claire: Leon?! Leon: Claire?! *jumps down and lands on Ada* Ada: OUCH!!! Leon! Leon: Ada! Claire: Ada? Ada: Claire? Claire and Ada: Who is SHE??? Sherry: *to director* Do they plan to save me anytime soon?
Let's not forget RE 3 when Jill talks with Brad in the bar.
Brad: He's out to get us! We're all gonna DIE! Jill: What are you saying, Chicken heart? *everybody laughs to themselves, Brad has scowl on face* Jill: Omg! Did i just say that out loud? Brad: Yeah... yeah ya did. *Nemesis breaks out in laughter* Nemesis: Oh boy, if THAT is the guy i have to kill, I'm almost eager to! Brad: HEY! That is IT!!! I'm quitting! Jill: Chicken heart just doesn't want to look at Nemesis upclose Brad: *in stereotypical homosexual voice while crying* Whatever! I don't need you!
Mar 15, 09 at 5:59am
(First scene (Forest))
Jill: Chris! Chris: Jill! (Joseph gets knocked over by zombie dogs) Joseph: Puppies!! 8D Jill: Thats not your line. Joseph: =,( Chris: WTF? *Runs into a tree). Leon: Chris needs a band-aid! 8D Claire:....This is stuffed up. *Brads helicopter crashes.* Brad: Ahhh! *Gets killed by Nemisis* Nemisis: STARS. Director: ...for some reason I want to quit. =|
May 15, 05 at 12:08am
Here's some more. (Scene where Wesker confronts Jill) Wesker:Yes, I've using Barry for my own personnal purposes. Jill- What?(starts giggling and then starts roaring with laughter, as does the cast. Wesker:Come,on guys, can't you write me a new line? Cast: NO NOW SHUT UP! Dir: All right lets try this again. aaaaannnnnndddd action! Wesker:Yes, I've been using Barry for my own personnal purposes. Jill:W..(starts laughing again.) Wesker:WTF!!!!!! (starts crying) I'm going to my trailer. Cast:
(scene where Jill first sees the hunter) Jillh, boy! Hunter: WTF! Oh, boy. That's original. Jill: Dammit, Leon, I'm not taking lessons from you anymore! Leon: Sorry! Jill: Shut the f$%# up a$$wipe! Leon: (stands there like an idiot for a while) Oh boy! Jill: WTF!!!! Dir: Leon, get off the set! Leon: No way! Dir: That's it! (shoots Leon in the leg) Leon: Damn, there goes another band-aid!
thank you so much thefoz, that was the funniest thing i've read in a long time,
Dec 07, 04 at 2:25pm
hey!! i was workin on it tell my comp *bleep*ed up
Dec 07, 04 at 2:26pm
hey!! i was workin on it tell my comp *bleep*ed up
Dec 06, 04 at 8:42pm
That was freakin horrible, I cant believe you posted that crap. Just take the end sit and spin like a kids top son....
Dec 06, 04 at 8:39pm
To be honest Chris that wouldn't be very amusing for anyone, and speaking it capitals is a bitch on most occasions but in a mansion it's a little out of order don't you think.
Dec 06, 04 at 8:32pm
Dec 06, 04 at 4:51pm
iam lmfao heres one scene: front room (at start of game)
wesker:man BANG BANG WESKER: JILL BARRY GO AND INVESTAGTE JILLANDBARRY: K (GOING IN TO DINNIN ROOM) JILL: WAIT ALL BE BACK IN A MIN BARRY:K DERECTOR: JILL YOUR SPOST TO GO WITH BARRY JIIL: F***k U. WESAKER!!! (STARS RUNNING AT HIM AND SPERS HIM) WESKER: WTF JILL:U STAY HERE THIS TIME U RAT BASTERD DIRTOR JILL HES THE TRADOR REMBERR (WISPERS TO GUY NET TO HIM WATCH THIS)
JILL" SHOOTS HIM IN THE BALLS REPETDLY
Sep 20, 02 at 6:38pm
(Scene where Jill and Barry find Wesker missing.) Jill:Where did he go? Barry: I don't know. Let's look for him, but stay in this hallway. Jill: (Getting pissed off) How are we going to find him if we stay here? WTF!!! That's ridiculous. Who's writing this script? Director: WTF Jill!! We've talked about this. Say your lines and then shut the hell up!!! Jill: *bleep* You!!!!!! Find someone else!!! (turns to walk out and trips on carpet. Cast: Jill: Arrrrghhhhhhhhhh!!! (grabs gun and shoots the whole cast.) Leon: Wow!! I'm gonna run out of band-aids soon!!!!
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