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May 07, 02 at 5:13pmeternalbluehiro


(The scene when they find blood.)

Director: AAANNNDDD ACTION

Barry: I hope this is not... Chris's blood!
Jill, maybe you should go look for clues. I'll be examining this.

Jill: With what a portable DNA tester you moron?

Barry: Eh... what?

Jill: Nevermind... I will go look for... $SCHLOOP$ (Jill slips in blood and cracks her head open.)

Director: Aw... damn... bring in Jill replacement number 3!

Thread Recap (last 10 posts from newest to oldest)

Jul 01, 09 at 4:59am
kh2grl101


This is when Barry is gonna "kick this door down"

Barry: Jill, is that you?!
Jill: Barry? Help me please! The door won't open!!!
Barry: Jill, stand back! I'm gonna kick this door down!
*Barry gets all macho and kicks the door down, Jill runs out, shaken, but unharmed- Barry makes Jill sandwhich remark*
Jill: Thanks, Barry. But just one question, not that i'm not grateful or anything, but didn't you say you were going back to the DINING ROOM to investigate?
Barry: Um... yeah, about that... see, Wesker is threatening to hurt my family if i don't help him cover up the secrets of the mansion. He works for Umbrella and it was Umbrella's fault for making all this happen.
Director: CUT!
Take 2-
Barry: I was following you because i want to confess my feelings for you.
*Jill looks at Barry awkwardly*
Barry: I mean to... *silence for a moment* LINE!
Take 2,987-
Barry: There was just something I wanted to check.
Director to crew: Finally!
*Barry starts to walk away and trips on shoelace*
Director:CUT!!!

I know this is from RE 2, but it's funny and i had to say it!
It's when Sherry gets sucked under the water next to claire

*water gate opens up*
Sherry: WHAAA!!!!
Claire: *eagerly looks around* Sherry? SHERRY?!?!
Sherry: *in other tunnel underneath* Claire! I'm here, Claire!!!
Claire: Sherry!!!
*ada drops through ceiling*
Leon: *from hole in ceiling* ADA!!!!!!!
Claire: Leon?!
Leon: Claire?! *jumps down and lands on Ada*
Ada: OUCH!!! Leon!
Leon: Ada!
Claire: Ada?
Ada: Claire?
Claire and Ada: Who is SHE???
Sherry: *to director* Do they plan to save me anytime soon?

Let's not forget RE 3 when Jill talks with Brad in the bar.

Brad: He's out to get us! We're all gonna DIE!
Jill: What are you saying, Chicken heart?
*everybody laughs to themselves, Brad has scowl on face*
Jill: Omg! Did i just say that out loud?
Brad: Yeah... yeah ya did.
*Nemesis breaks out in laughter*
Nemesis: Oh boy, if THAT is the guy i have to kill, I'm almost eager to!
Brad: HEY! That is IT!!! I'm quitting!
Jill: Chicken heart just doesn't want to look at Nemesis upclose
Brad: *in stereotypical homosexual voice while crying* Whatever! I don't need you!



Mar 15, 09 at 5:59am
bazooka544


(First scene (Forest))

Jill: Chris!
Chris: Jill!
(Joseph gets knocked over by zombie dogs)
Joseph: Puppies!! 8D
Jill: Thats not your line.
Joseph: =,(
Chris: WTF? *Runs into a tree).
Leon: Chris needs a band-aid! 8D
Claire:....This is stuffed up.
*Brads helicopter crashes.*
Brad: Ahhh! *Gets killed by Nemisis*
Nemisis: STARS.
Director: ...for some reason I want to quit. =|



May 15, 05 at 12:08am
Spud


quote thefoz
Here's some more.
(Scene where Wesker confronts Jill)
Wesker:Yes, I've using Barry for my own personnal purposes.
Jill- What?(starts giggling and then starts roaring with laughter, as does the cast.
Wesker:Come,on guys, can't you write me a new line?
Cast: NO NOW SHUT UP!
Dir: All right lets try this again. aaaaannnnnndddd action!
Wesker:Yes, I've been using Barry for my own personnal purposes.
Jill:W..(starts laughing again.)
Wesker:WTF!!!!!! (starts crying) I'm going to my trailer.
Cast:

(scene where Jill first sees the hunter)
Jillh, boy!
Hunter: WTF! Oh, boy. That's original.
Jill: Dammit, Leon, I'm not taking lessons from you anymore!
Leon: Sorry!
Jill: Shut the f$%# up a$$wipe!
Leon: (stands there like an idiot for a while) Oh boy!
Jill: WTF!!!!
Dir: Leon, get off the set!
Leon: No way!
Dir: That's it! (shoots Leon in the leg)
Leon: Damn, there goes another band-aid!
thank you so much thefoz, that was the funniest thing i've read in a long time,




Dec 07, 04 at 2:25pm
chrisrock's


hey!! i was workin on it tell my comp *bleep*ed up



Dec 07, 04 at 2:26pm
chrisrock's


hey!! i was workin on it tell my comp *bleep*ed up



Dec 06, 04 at 8:42pm
Furious Faction


That was freakin horrible, I cant believe you posted that crap. Just take the end sit and spin like a kids top son....



Dec 06, 04 at 8:39pm
Lupin3rd


To be honest Chris that wouldn't be very amusing for anyone, and speaking it capitals is a bitch on most occasions but in a mansion it's a little out of order don't you think.

Mug.




Dec 06, 04 at 8:32pm
Hawkeye


That sucked.



Dec 06, 04 at 4:51pm
chrisrocks


iam lmfao heres one
scene: front room (at start of game)

wesker:man
BANG BANG
WESKER: JILL BARRY GO AND INVESTAGTE
JILLANDBARRY: K
(GOING IN TO DINNIN ROOM)
JILL: WAIT ALL BE BACK IN A MIN
BARRY:K
DERECTOR: JILL YOUR SPOST TO GO WITH BARRY
JIIL: F***k U. WESAKER!!!
(STARS RUNNING AT HIM AND SPERS HIM)
WESKER: WTF
JILL:U STAY HERE THIS TIME U RAT BASTERD
DIRTOR JILL HES THE TRADOR REMBERR (WISPERS TO GUY NET TO HIM WATCH THIS)

JILL" SHOOTS HIM IN THE BALLS REPETDLY


HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAAHAHB










Sep 20, 02 at 6:38pm
thefoz


(Scene where Jill and Barry find Wesker missing.)
Jill:Where did he go?
Barry: I don't know. Let's look for him, but stay in this hallway.
Jill: (Getting pissed off) How are we going to find him if we stay here? WTF!!! That's ridiculous. Who's writing this script?
Director: WTF Jill!! We've talked about this. Say your lines and then shut the hell up!!!
Jill: *bleep* You!!!!!! Find someone else!!! (turns to walk out and trips on carpet.
Cast:
Jill: Arrrrghhhhhhhhhh!!! (grabs gun and shoots the whole cast.)
Leon: Wow!! I'm gonna run out of band-aids soon!!!!



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