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Feb 08, 04 at 3:02pmrvd rules

This roleplay is a fun and humourous roleplay, and it is one which will make itself. It will be based on a group of people who signed up to a meet a friend club, and as a group of strange freakish people, they end up getting themselves in a situation which could end up in a complete crazy position. gonna be funny. gonna be great, gonna blow your mind away.
(to aware you, it may have scenes of al gore and george bush in it, so beware.)

Here is the sheet.

Name:
Age:
Sex: [don't put yes please]
Weapon:
Bio:
Favourite evil world leader:
Other: [put anything here you want, just don't make it really stupidor anything to do with al gore.]
Speech Colour:

Look at mine for example

Name: Edsel Virus
Age: 22
Sex: Male
Weapon: an Indiana Jnoes whip and hat, with a very big arabian sword. Like the one aladdin uses.
Bio: after realising that his friends were gay, he go bored and walked off from his home town to the other side of the world and entered a city to find friends. After a long walk, he couldn't be bothered so he looked up in the yellow pages (good old yellow pages) and found a *meet a friend* advert.
Favourite world leader: battle bewteen Dr. Colossus the guy who invented the mash potato.
Other: Edsel Virus was once sold to a far away alien race, but when he was about 5 he moved in with a a family, but the house was full up of men. being brought up in a strangly manly invirment. he realised, i am gonna leave here and move in with a gay couple. so he did. then left and read bio for rest. oh year and the chimp was did it *pointing to monkey*
Speech Colour: green

Characters:

RVD Rules - Edsel Virus - green
Chaos Master - Nathan Skrye - red
Garrett - K'ar canath - Italics
Enth E Nd - Oliver Clothesoff - navy
gamesprite No1 - Larry - lime
Easier_2_Run - Xamia - purple penis apperently
Aerotrunks - Drew Guerber - Yellow
gamesprite No1/Hell Angel's - AJ (Alexandra Johnston) - olive
Ultimate Gogeta - Blaze - fuchsia

This message was edited by RVD Rules on Apr 09 2004.

Thread Recap (last 10 posts from newest to oldest)

Apr 09, 04 at 1:48pm
rvd rules

they all finally got up and started to leave the jungle. they could start to see the sky.

wow the sky is purple and red with big grey smoke.
you know, your right??

the group picked up speed and ran out at full speed. they looked around to see a so called city which was waiting for them, to be destroyed. they ran around for 5 minutes shouting whoop whoop whoop.

a loud noise came from behind them. they turned around to see horror, pain a terible sight.....An army of Pogo sticks.
the world they had known was taking over by pogo stick with curly staches shouting 1....2...3...4....BOOOOING!!!!!

Edsel fell to some snad next to a beach where the statue of liberty was sticking out of ground.

K'ar walked over to the pogo sticks and laughed.

hahaha finally i can rule the world.

his skin ripped of and he turned out to be a pogo stick.
then a pet skateboard cam from nowhere and ate the whole of the group.

Robinson Currosso: wait, i wasnt in the roleplay...arghhhhh.

the skateboard ingulphed him.

Moral of the story ---- never trust mary poppins, she is out to get you!!

---Finished---

Apr 05, 04 at 12:44am
gamesprite No1

This can only lead to fun!

So the group of friends was raving, fighting their nicotine craving
They beat evil Gloiven Glaving and there would be many more
Playing with phrases like insane takes you to a much higher plane
Proove it is stuck in every brain right above my chamber door
How did we stick some weird ass brain high above my chamber door?
Quoth the AJ, Shut up, bitch!

Of course this is completely unrelated and you should all ignore this post right.....nnnnnnooowwww!!!
Proove it!

Apr 04, 04 at 4:10pm
rvd rules

(OOOOOOOOTAYY)

Jordandre: HAHAHAHA it is now complete, you shall die at my most powerfull move ever. MYST....ER....IOUS....HURLLLLL

A Beam appeared in the hands of Jordandre. he fired it towards Edsel, who standing there pissing himself.

eeeek, i hope this works.

Edsel pulls out a Mirror from his pants and puts it in front of him.
the beam hits the center and reflects back into Jordandres stomach.
A huge explosion came from Jordandre. Smoke filled the little bit where everyone was standing.

After about 5 minutes, the smoked had cleared apart from where jordandre was standing.
A horrible laugh cam from the smoke as Jordandre walked out of it.

ohh for petes sake.
Pete: why my sake, couldnt it of been Johns or pauls, or barry's.
Barry: you leave me out of this bitch
Pete: make me
John: how about all of us will.....hahehahehaheha
Paul: give him a break.
Barry: why should we.
Uncle Jim: cause thats where babies come from.
Pete: ohh i get it. so if the world spun ten minutes faster, we would all fall off.
John: hahehahehahehaheha

Jordandre: hahaha, yo can never beat me.
ohh shit.....
Jordandre: NOW DIEEEE!!!!! *click click Boom*

Jordandre fell to the floor dead with half his head missing.

ohh come on, he was pissing me right off.

the group smiled and sat down and started to feed on jordandre's carcus.

Apr 03, 04 at 7:16pm
Enth

{I didn't know his attack would be the FINAL FINAL post...}

"Come on boys and girls! Join me in a sing song!"
Oliver is sitting on a log in front of a fire wearing a straw hat and a holding a banjo.
"Combye-yah my lord combye-yah...

(Sung to the tune of a rap)

Yo Yo Yo
Is this the way it has to go?
To have our heads blown off before we have to chance to go Moe's?
Fighting in the jungle with da teka and da taka,
Diss my mama's mama and I'll give ya a slappa
Clicking on the pointless smiles from

This roleplay's been cool but now it's gotta enda
I don't dink we'd like to come back to da jungle
But if ya do there's an extra special discount in the month of May where kids go free MAIEVEN GLIEVEN!!!"

Apr 02, 04 at 1:56pm
gamesprite No1

We still have time (posts) to run for our lives like the cowards we want to be.
We can't run, bitch; it's not in our contract.

So let us pass these next few posts with the incredible poetry of Gamesprite:

Oh listen to e'er the wonderous cry
That made me lose sight in my right eye
A nifty patch to cover the lie
That said 'I'll be back in July'
To take the creatures up in the sky
And something else that rhymes with I
So sayeth this syllable rhyming 'Goodbye'
And moveth to something much nicer than my
Oh e'er the gamers, the massive role players
From Kityoreer to journeys of slayers
And so now I hire the animal spayers
Whatever you say I know you won't play hers

Really makes you think...

Apr 02, 04 at 8:10am
rvd rules

[i will make him do his final post when i want to]

Jordandre: why wont this hurry up.
My techniques aint working, must......go to second option.
Jordandre: dont think you can beat me.......im immortal.

the rest off the group stared at the 2 fighting.
i so badly want to get involved with this fight.
you cant, this is there fight.
BITCH

Apr 01, 04 at 3:02pm
Enth

"Don't worry son! I'll take care of those murderous trolls!"
Hobbit: "No Mr Frodo!"
*Oliver puts his arm in his pocket and pulls out!

~A Couple of Posts~

Jordandre: "Haha! Way to go Oliver!"
Lennie: "George I did a bad thing"
"Yeah George"
"Here comes the attack!! In....the....next...........POST!!!"

Mar 31, 04 at 10:58pm
gamesprite No1

And so Willow did the spell that turned all the potentials into slayers. The Scooby gang looked over the crater that was once Sunnydale and wondered where to go next.

But now back to Tekataka Jungle...

Why is it that only the males are wearing nothing?
Spacial Dimensions, bitch!
You know it mahn!
The trees are melting.
Only when you're older son.
Jordanandre: Just a few more posts (idiots)

Mar 31, 04 at 8:57pm
Chaos Master

Oh man! My stoneage wore off. Could someone tell me what has happened?

Mar 31, 04 at 8:54pm
rvd rules

Jordandre: Jeez mate, i might not be able to fill that.
i dont give a rats ass.

the two sat on to logs and gazed into each others big blue eyes to see which one would die first.

4 days later.........

everyone alive apart from Edsel and Jordandre were playing strip poker.

go fish
heheheh you sunk my battle ship.

*everyone laughs*

Jordandre: i cant take this any more.

jordandre jumped to his/hers feet and kicked Edsel in the face.

Edsel stood up holding his face.

Jordandre: i will beat you by going insania on your Ass'es, and the only way to do that is to power up my most best move mate, the Mysterious Hurl!!!!
the what?!?!?!?! if you do that then i must power up my ultimate attack.

Edsel pulls out a pencil and pretends to draw on Jorandre's head from a distance.

Jordandre: that wont beat me.

Jordandre stuck his hands behind him in a kamehameha move but it takes time to power up.
About a couple of posts will do it.

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