Just starting a thread for us all to share some of the insults we've noticed from various enemies. My favorite one happened to me yesterday, it was a Nomad and as he's walking out of a building he yells with a southern accent: "You're nothing but a Midget-Loving Taint Sack" I was howling! What things along these lines have you all heard?
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May 28, 14 at 4:20am
"I am the pants! I am Rakkman!" -Rakkman (lol)
Apr 10, 14 at 9:34am
WHO THE HELL IS MUSHY SNUGGLEBITES
Mar 31, 14 at 11:09pm
I often hear from Psychos while attacking me: "Pluto is not a planet!" It's so meaningless that it is funny
I liked it when handsome jack said "ah man these pretzels suck" I laughed so hard the first time.
Mar 24, 14 at 10:05pm
Sometimes when you kill a bandit, another bandit will yell, "Whatsyourname! Noooo!" That line makes me lol. I also love when the Goliaths say, "HOW ARE YOU!?"
Mar 24, 14 at 2:10pm
One of my favs is the beginning of to catch a train you run into a camp and tiny tina is talking and says something like "nobody steals my mushy snugglebites" and a nomad screams "WHO THE HELL IS MUSHY SNUGGLEBITES!!!" And my alltime fav is everything Face Mcshooty says "SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMN FACE!!! I NOTICED YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE, IM CURIOUS AS TO WHY OMG SHOOT ME IN THE FACE
Jul 14, 13 at 7:38pm
This might have been mentioned but when you're doing the quest in The Highlands, a resident a town says "You know what's better then a working shield? Not being a woman!" To the female quest giver. I laughed out loud.
Jul 07, 13 at 3:22pm
When I was playing the Captain Scarlett DLC today I heard an angry little pirate say "I'm the one who knocks". I'm sure a good few people here will get the reference.
Apr 03, 13 at 10:59am
The conversation between two crazy maurauders: "I still taste her lovely sweatbox, she fed me such tears of ecstacy" "Liar! I ripped out her bumpy tummy, and her hot screems were for ME!" "No! Mommy bled for us both! She bled for us both!" I might have some mistakes
Mar 20, 13 at 9:56pm
Tiny Tina, when you bring back the badonkadonks. Stay in the workshop after she tells you to get out and she'll tell you how she might have to shank a bitch.
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