Just starting a thread for us all to share some of the insults we've noticed from various enemies. My favorite one happened to me yesterday, it was a Nomad and as he's walking out of a building he yells with a southern accent: "You're nothing but a Midget-Loving Taint Sack" I was howling! What things along these lines have you all heard?
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Apr 13, 15 at 8:55am
In tiny Tina's dlc she said what are you gonna spend your money on and Aston the comando said guns and bitches, and sometimes men
Mar 29, 15 at 10:07pm
Gaige after I one shot someone - "NOOB"
Gaige when Deathtrap kills someone - "Cant believe you only came 3rd place in a science project"
And an announcement at Overlook - "We would like to congratulate 'insert name' on the birth of her twins, and wish her luck in picking the 1 to keep"
Sep 26, 14 at 11:16am
Favorite quote from Borderlands 1: "Hey you seen mah gun?"
Sep 23, 14 at 7:34pm
"Your my minion" claptrap
May 28, 14 at 4:20am
"I am the pants! I am Rakkman!" -Rakkman (lol)
Apr 10, 14 at 9:34am
WHO THE HELL IS MUSHY SNUGGLEBITES
Mar 31, 14 at 11:09pm
I often hear from Psychos while attacking me: "Pluto is not a planet!" It's so meaningless that it is funny
I liked it when handsome jack said "ah man these pretzels suck" I laughed so hard the first time.
Mar 24, 14 at 10:05pm
Sometimes when you kill a bandit, another bandit will yell, "Whatsyourname! Noooo!" That line makes me lol. I also love when the Goliaths say, "HOW ARE YOU!?"
Mar 24, 14 at 2:10pm
One of my favs is the beginning of to catch a train you run into a camp and tiny tina is talking and says something like "nobody steals my mushy snugglebites" and a nomad screams "WHO THE HELL IS MUSHY SNUGGLEBITES!!!" And my alltime fav is everything Face Mcshooty says "SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMN FACE!!! I NOTICED YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE, IM CURIOUS AS TO WHY OMG SHOOT ME IN THE FACE
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