Just starting a thread for us all to share some of the insults we've noticed from various enemies. My favorite one happened to me yesterday, it was a Nomad and as he's walking out of a building he yells with a southern accent: "You're nothing but a Midget-Loving Taint Sack" I was howling! What things along these lines have you all heard?
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Apr 03, 13 at 10:59am
The conversation between two crazy maurauders: "I still taste her lovely sweatbox, she fed me such tears of ecstacy" "Liar! I ripped out her bumpy tummy, and her hot screems were for ME!" "No! Mommy bled for us both! She bled for us both!" I might have some mistakes
Mar 20, 13 at 9:56pm
Tiny Tina, when you bring back the badonkadonks. Stay in the workshop after she tells you to get out and she'll tell you how she might have to shank a bitch.
Mar 20, 13 at 11:35am
Psycho: "No, You Take a Time out"
Mar 20, 13 at 11:31am
Yes Indeed!!, Somewhere in the Bloodshot .... Forget the Rest. They talked About Exercy and Ripping Bellies of xD
I once walked into an area and overheard two psychos talking to each other. Don't remember exactly what was said, but it was pretty interesting. Ended with, "NO! Mommy loved us both! Mommy loved us BOTH!"
Nov 06, 12 at 3:12pm
Best part is when you are walking up to the warden's door and Claptrap says "were're gonna tear Pandora a new ***hole" nearly pissed myself
Nov 06, 12 at 6:37am
Claptrap beatboxes and does a dubstep song in Sanctuary........the gun with the loader module won't shut up and is getting on my nerves.............some of the Sanctuary Citizens come out with very random comments............. The best insult I ever heard in a video game though was in Bioshock 2 when a Brute Splicer looked into my eyes and called me a c**t!!
Nov 06, 12 at 5:51am
Friendship Gulag, dying Hyperion combat engineer: "Tell my wife... she's a bitch."
Nov 05, 12 at 2:51pm
While Axton has the turret out and he's talking like Oprah. "YOU get a bullet, and YOU get a bullet. EVERYBODY gets a bullet! "
Nov 05, 12 at 2:36pm
Axton drops the turret... and it kills everything in sight...so he chips in with "and the crowd goes wild!" Brilliant.
Nov 04, 12 at 3:38am
Doesn't anyone find it hilarious when the psychos open their mouths?
"The meat puppets, they come to the slaughter, like CHILDREN TO AN ICE CREAM TRUCK!
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