quote Cris FormageIn the Epsilon program, there are no series finales. It goes on, and on, and on. We don't abandon you.
quote The screensaver videoThe 12 goals of Epsilonism
I We are making an assault on happiness
II We will be generous, in ways that are upwards and ways that are manifest
The goals of Epsilonism will continue to be revealed in due time. Kifflom.
The Epsilonist pledge
All good things come from Kraff, that is the fact on which Epsilonism is built.
Epsilonism is a science as well as a religion - in fact, we are the only religion that is also a science and which is concerned with seeking out truth.
As real truth seekers, we are willing to pay to make the search go better. In this way we are investing in our future.
The pledge will continue to be revealed in due time. Kifflom.
The 12 tenets of Kifflom
[List of tenets - 12 slides]
quote http://www.epsilonprogram.com/ - JOIN NOW!Join us in something special and become one of the children of Kraff.
Travel through the dawn to the pass pictured in our brochures. Look for a red truck with a dent on the right fender. Raise your left hand and recite the words: "Take me to to my father-father, brother-uncle. Kifflom." We'll do the rest. Because we all know, there is Kifflom and there is Krant, and both be praised.
quote RandomeI will, in addition to the 10 Epsilon Tracts there are 50 letter scraps, 30 underwater nuclear waste barrels, 30 submarine pieces, 12 briefcases of money, and 50 spaceship parts (rewarded with an alien themed buggy).You should collect them all. The u.f.o. at the top of the mountain is said to appear only during lightning storms and it's hoped that there's a connection between it and an alien themed buggy that you can unlock.
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