Hey guys wassup? This is Aevers and I'm going to share some reviews I may write over time. I tend to keep them short so you get the idea of how good/shit a game is without sleeping halfway through. I've already reviewed one, and it's had some positive reception, so I'm hoping it's all consistent. That's where all of you come in Latest Review:
the second paragraph of your Resident Evil review has a bit that looks a bit fragmented, like you thought you had something typed before it that would've made it make more sense. also, "That's the only real flaw in this game, unless you're not down with tank controls or old school survival horror in general" - wat? you mean "unless you're down with etc etc", right?
the third gameplay paragraph in your Startopics review is like a huge wall of text. separating it into two paragraphs would do it so much better. also, the dungeons are actually somewhat varied in terms of colors, and plus Zelda didn't vary the colors that much.
your Galerians, Michael Jackson's Moonwalker and Resident Evil reviews (and in fact, all your earlier reviews, but I'm not too fussy with them) don't really have conclusions; just small summations of what you just said. you reckon you could expand on them?
you've written some great reviews which is why those bits stood out more than anything else.
Argh, glad there's somebody out there who could stomach Ninety Nine Night's shitty, shitty voice acting... or the entire game, in general. So average, it hurts. But still, I wouldn't exactly call the voice acting "forgettable", because it was on a level that made PS1 games sound realistic, and good *bleep*ing gravy, PS1 games had pretty bad voice acting (except Dracula in Symphony Of The Night... weird).
Couple of things I found wrong with the Ninety Nine Nights review (aside from the obvious conflict of opinions). First is this:
the latter two, not being of any concern to these armies.
which doesn't belong. Get rid of it, because it turns an otherwise fantastic paragraph into a decent one. And then there's this:
You'll also have some grunts
which could easily be either "Alongside some grunts", or "You'll have some grunts". Use of the latter would require you to change this:
but you can also have archers and pikemen helping you as well for long ranged or powerful attacks
to "and you can also have archers and pikemen..". If you're going to use the other suggestion, just get rid of "but".
By the way, you spelled "four" wrong... here
For the fout loners
BAD PENN BAD!
As for your Geometry Wars review, very well written. Only thing I didn't like was the caption for the second image. Just didn't make me laugh or anything. Made me facepalm, if anything, like "what are you thinking Penn!?"