Thread Recap (last 10 posts from newest to oldest)
Nov 06, 12 at 1:44pm
Shadic Hearts
Some inexplicable force that makes you drop your controller.It's happened to me.
Nov 06, 12 at 8:51am
RaptorTEC
My friend once johned that his leg was itchy after he lost. Seems legit.
Oct 20, 12 at 9:57am
RegalBryant
My controller ran out of power.
Oct 18, 12 at 11:46am
Sephiroth25
- Things not making sense in the game - Hungry - Not ready - Cold dick
All 100% legitimate.
Sep 20, 12 at 12:21am
stabbedbyahippie
cold hands
broken controller
those are the only common ones that are legit
Sep 14, 12 at 7:42pm
SSBB Girl
-lag -you're a few tiers lower -parents/siblings/pets -electricity went out -you're tired
Nov 08, 08 at 6:50pm
Onyx_Wolf
when you trying to recover and random lag hits you and you fail to recover. I guees thats a pretty legit jhon online. Offline though I would have to say listening to someone talking when your playing but thats why there's a pause button.
Nov 08, 08 at 12:02pm
Defunct
Johns got its name from a semi-pro smash player called john who'd always make stupid excuses everytime he lost. The smash community kinda stuck with it since....
Nov 07, 08 at 10:51pm
DedValve
Well I can't believe nobody posted this "rain" (trying to replaxe johning with raining D: )
"You were Capt. Falcon"
Lol, but the only legit "rain" (gawd it sucks but johns do "rain"on your parade lol)
is Online lag.
Other than that a spamming Meta
Or say getting rusty??
That to I guess to some extent can work.
Or when sometimes your controller is acting up where you have to dissconnect reconnect it in order for it to work again. (like constantly going left even when your not touching the controller!!)
Nov 07, 08 at 10:21pm
low_snow
"I fell off my wheelchair!"
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