Thread Recap (last 10 posts from newest to oldest)
Nov 06, 12 at 1:44pm
Some inexplicable force that makes you drop your controller.It's happened to me.
Nov 06, 12 at 8:51am
My friend once johned that his leg was itchy after he lost. Seems legit.
Oct 20, 12 at 9:57am
My controller ran out of power.
Oct 18, 12 at 11:46am
- Things not making sense in the game - Hungry - Not ready - Cold dick
All 100% legitimate.
Sep 20, 12 at 12:21am
those are the only common ones that are legit
Sep 14, 12 at 7:42pm
-lag -you're a few tiers lower -parents/siblings/pets -electricity went out -you're tired
Nov 08, 08 at 6:50pm
when you trying to recover and random lag hits you and you fail to recover. I guees thats a pretty legit jhon online. Offline though I would have to say listening to someone talking when your playing but thats why there's a pause button.
Nov 08, 08 at 12:02pm
Johns got its name from a semi-pro smash player called john who'd always make stupid excuses everytime he lost. The smash community kinda stuck with it since....
Nov 07, 08 at 10:51pm
Well I can't believe nobody posted this "rain" (trying to replaxe johning with raining D: )
"You were Capt. Falcon"
Lol, but the only legit "rain" (gawd it sucks but johns do "rain"on your parade lol)
is Online lag.
Other than that a spamming Meta
Or say getting rusty??
That to I guess to some extent can work.
Or when sometimes your controller is acting up where you have to dissconnect reconnect it in order for it to work again. (like constantly going left even when your not touching the controller!!)
Nov 07, 08 at 10:21pm
"I fell off my wheelchair!"
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