People, let's try to keep this active so the noobs don't invade
Don't want what happened in the last thread to happen in this one too.
1. When you stay in the forum not to talk about the game, but to talk to the likes of Foxyboxer and Weldar.
Thread Recap (last 10 posts from newest to oldest)
Feb 18, 13 at 2:40pm
Evil Angel Solana
506. When BEN is the scariest thing you have ever seen (guilty). 507. When you try to hit a bird with a bow and arrow hoping it will rain down 200 rupees. 508. When you are afraid to climb the ladder with a spider on it (guilty). 509. When the Song of Time is played you scream thinking you will have to redo your very complex school project. 510. When you see a gopher hole you try to go down inside it. 511. When you cannot get inside said hole you play the Song of Storms hoping it will get bigger. 512. If you fail at the above you take a hammer to the hole. 513. If all else fails blow up the hole with C4 explosives (bombs ). 514. When you kill a yellow spider you scoure the room to get the Mask of Truth. 516. When you see a smiling traveler with a backpack you look all around his pack hoping to find a mario/darth maul mask. 517. when you know the difference between a Floormaster and a Wallmaster (guilty).
Sep 12, 12 at 11:58pm
504: you think majora's mask will take over your face in the dark (guilty) 505: you have nightmares about MM (guilty)
Aug 09, 12 at 10:34am
Forum Troll Backup 2
502: You Revive This Thread. 503: You Think Putting On A Mask Will Do Something.
one of them has small spikes on their backs, i thnk its alligators
Sorry if someone already posted this, but gator's heads are more pointed than crocs, too. 495. You believe that if you play music to a cow, it will give you milk 496. You find out the hard way that, even though you are wearing a Zora's mask, you cannot breath underwater. 497. On your field trip to the aquarium, you run away from the anemonies screaming that they will eat you. 498. You think that if you do enough somersaults, you will grow spikes. 499. You download Zelda cheats during computer class. 500. For science class, you do a report on Terminas. 501. You collect rupees. YAY I GOT 500!
Aug 21, 09 at 2:09am
when u thank that the horse your riding is Epona or you go looking for a mask called majora's mask
Jul 28, 09 at 2:29am
..when u dress up as skull kid for halloween..u c a kid dressed as link..u run away takin his hat
...when u think that ur brother is skull kid and try to kill him
...when u dress up as link everyday
...u keep telling ur science teacher that the moon will crash on earth in three daays
....when u make a zora mask..put it on..and go underwater thinkin tht u r like a fish
Jul 25, 09 at 8:43pm
487: when you thank the moon will crash in to your house
488: when you think the store clerk is a happy mask sells men
Jul 15, 09 at 7:26pm
486:You're looking for a missing person,you wear a mask that looks like them,and expect people to know where he/she is .
Jul 11, 09 at 1:59pm
Sam the awesome guy
482: You swim out into the ocean, find a dying fish, and bring him back to shore, hoping for a mask that turns you into him. 483: You go into a swamp to look for the Deku Palace. 484: You find an owl in a mountain and you tell him to lead the way to a secret cave. 485: You find a perpetually smiling man in a canyon and stab him, thinking he won't die because he's not a monster. You wake up the next morning in jail.
Jul 10, 09 at 6:27am
481: You walk into a forest and expect a monkey to tell you to follow it.
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