Evaluate the Emcee Above You - Page 18

Gaysilva- The most active dickrider in forum history. Everyone from Lupe, Dutch to his favorite target Jecht. Dude bounces on dicks more than Iverson dribbes a basketball. As for his MCing skills he's pretty decent. Nothing too amazing though.

Rank- Middleweight

Wile...hmm the man behind the Dildo...LOL, always seems to come fresh with new material, probably one of the best off the dome people we have around these parts. Always seems to be on flow and on point, great metaphors mixed with witty punches. Should be going for the title next, IMO. If it is against jecth, that shold be interesting, but if its against OTR it will still be very interesting. Pretty decent Moderator, I figured he would be the next when I heard King was leaving. F23k responsibility, lol. My Typestyle partner in crime, he seems to bring out the crazy in everybody.....

Rank: High Heavyweight....

Furious: Probably the only cat in here more *bleep*ed up in the head then I am. You have your own style of rhyming and it works perfectly for you bro. Finally started to move away from those huge ass lines which did nothing but help the flow, good to know your on my side, well, except right now... *bleep*ER!

Rank:High Heavy

MNM: Stop bitching, you remind me of a Bosoxpete that can't actually back up what he says... Shut the *bleep* up.

lil bitch wants props for a typestyle battle and a one rounder, lol.

VS, not seen too many battles recently actually, and most of what i have read has come from the graveyard. But ill go with what ive read
Your flow tends to be on point, and some of your punches can sting. Some of your stuff wasnt on the same level, so maybe a slight lack of consistency at times, but you always seem to get it right when its REALLY needed, so ive gotta give you props for that. You were the very first heavy weight champ, nuff said really

Rank - Heavy

mad scribe: Judging by your battle with Wile, you have good ideas since one of them, which was your quotable, was one of my old ones so you're on the right track (). Switch up your rhymes, don't say you three times when it's a 16 line battle. It's fine to switch up your rhyme scheme if you want and rhyme 4 straight lines, all with different multi's but three you's won't cut it. Whore house was an okay meta, nothing great but the bar clearly did not rhyme. Bars doesn't really have to rhyme uniformingly like boats/quotes, something a little slanted like pro's would work fine and make the flow more interesting.

rank: feather

Jecht, arguably the sickest of the active emcees and arguably the most consistant over time emcee open mic has ever seen. Constantly laying down solid action, always worth checking out his verses. Shame he was too busy to defend the west during the regionals, audio's are "sick bruh", BPE!.

Lightweight, can't hold liquor, heavy here though.

Im going all out here, since i have nothing better to do, i think ill drop FIVE evaluations.

Madscribe - Im going to be honest with you, at first i was kind of sleeping on ya here, i classed you as just another emcee. But recently ive seen some pretty good ideas coming from you. For me, and im sure a few others here can tell, i focus more on content and rhyme, and youre stuff tends to go well. Your rhythm probably does need tweeking, but who am i to point out errors in flow??? Also a few of your rhymes are a stretch at times, but in general it goes well.
rank - Feather

Adidas - After my first battle i was directed to some of yours, and i can see why. Ive seen you twist words in ways that are just insane. When it comes to originality, wit and sheer comedy value, id struggle to name any emcees above you. Your flow might not be to the very highest level, but its passable at worst and your punch lines more than make up for any short falling you migt have there.
rank - Heavy

Jecht - Pretty much the exact opposite of Adidas actually. Youre flow is right on point in nigh on every battle ive seen, which astounds me knowing how much trouble i have with it. Some of your punches have been known to be a bit played out, but from what ive seen this isonly relatively isolated incidents. And even if it is a pretty played concept, you manage to put some pretty good spins on old ideas at times which earns points with me. Also have to add, your audios are pretty awesome
rank - Got the belt so easiest decision ever

Lupe - This guy is crazy. I dont mean that in a "oooo, hes so crazy" kinda way, i mean it in a "watch out, Lupe might be waiting round a corner to remove your spleen with a rusty spoon" kinda crazy. This also tends to come through in his spits. The lines are crazy long, and if it wasnt for the use of some pretty intense internal rhyming and well placed multies your flow would be as bad as mine , but somehow (and i can only think of maybe 2 others that can) you manage to pull it off. Your content tends to be original, although it doesnt always come across as that bad an insult. Also gotta give Lupe props for his audio too
rank Heavy (wow, 3 heavies in a row .)

Mr_Spock - Pretty new here, but i have to say, youve come on leaps and bounds since our battle. I mean really, your flow was pretty damn good against me, but you lacked any real fire or drive. In the last few battles i can see youre really trying to focus your insults at your oponent which is a great way to get a boost in the stabs department. The main pointer ill give you, dont give people insults If youre gonna post a pic, try and make it less.....homo-erotic. But back to battling, keep the improvement going and youll get a place on the rankings pretty damn quick, just keep the flow nice, add a few more complex rhyme styles (when in doubt, check the guys everyone eulogises about and read up on their battles) and really focus on getting dirty. If they have a weakness, exploit it to the maximum, if they have a strength, try to flip it into a weakness.
rank - unranked/feather