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Hell Fire De Brand van de hel (moderator) Oceania RPG/Adventure [PS2] total posts: 12613 since: May 2003	Nov 02, 09 at 1:19pm Damn you Lynx! I wanna get laid!
	What is this world coming too? I lmaoed source quote A man has launched a legal case against the makers of a deodorant after it failed to help land him a girlfriend. Vaibhav Bev is suing the firm that manufactures Lynx after succumbing to ads in which gorgeous women throw themselves at men wearing the scent. The Indian national is claiming compensation for "depression and psychological damage" after regular use failed to give him the desired result. He is seeking $100,000 in damages after using the brand, called 'Axe' in his home country, for seven years. The marketing campaign for Lynx features ordinary men who suddenly become irresistible to the opposite sex after dousing themselves in anti-perspirant. But despite using it since 2002, "no girl came to me," says Bev. Lawyer Ram Jethmalani has advised Unilever, to settle out of court. He said any claims that Bev failed to find a girlfriend because he was unattractive were unlikely to succeed. "In fact, some of the best-looking women have been known to marry and date absolutely ghoulish guys," he told the Daily Record. ------------------- Soundwave 2010: [March 1st] Shinedown, It Dies Today, Trivium, Escape the Fate, A Day to Remember, Enter Shikari. The Black Procession’ Tour: [March 22nd] Machine Head, Hatebreed, Bleeding Through, Emmure As I lay Dying: [March 28th]
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Boontz_Lottie dig Lazarus dig!!! Still Seekin' since: Jan 2004	Nov 02, 09 at 1:25pm re: Damn you Lynx! I wanna get laid!
	Ahaha, I did hear about this. Quite amusing really. My boyfriend uses Lynx and I think he smells very sexy :3 ------------------- well larry made his nest up in the autumn branches built up from nothing but high hopes and thin air he collected up some baby blasted mothers who took their chances and for a while they lived quite happily up there
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FortePenance flappy cunsz Legendary Seeker total posts: 16362 since: Jul 2005	Nov 02, 09 at 1:32pm re: Damn you Lynx! I wanna get laid!
	I use Lynx. And all the bitches love me. ------------------- Draft League
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Jay_Z (vaginarater) Neolithic total posts: 6189 since: Jun 2006	Nov 02, 09 at 2:01pm re: Damn you Lynx! I wanna get laid!
	I wonder how bad that guy looks. That's what Lynx get for false advertising. ------------------- BEST GAME EVER °º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ ¨°º¤ø„¸ JAY_Z ¸„ø¤º°¨ ¸„ø¤º°¨ ROCKS ``°º¤ø
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Boontz_Lottie dig Lazarus dig!!! Still Seekin' since: Jan 2004	Nov 02, 09 at 2:36pm re: Damn you Lynx! I wanna get laid!
	Not necessarily Jay_Z, most of the guys in those commercials are quite good looking so really, the scent of the Lynx body spray just makes them that little bit more attractive. ------------------- well larry made his nest up in the autumn branches built up from nothing but high hopes and thin air he collected up some baby blasted mothers who took their chances and for a while they lived quite happily up there
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Jay_Z (vaginarater) Neolithic total posts: 6189 since: Jun 2006	Nov 02, 09 at 2:47pm re: Damn you Lynx! I wanna get laid!
	That little extra attraction goes a long way when you look horrible. ------------------- BEST GAME EVER °º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ ¨°º¤ø„¸ JAY_Z ¸„ø¤º°¨ ¸„ø¤º°¨ ROCKS ``°º¤ø
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BullFish Neo or Bust since: Jan 2006	Nov 04, 09 at 12:43am re: Damn you Lynx! I wanna get laid!
	^^ Works for me, as Jay_Z said. I use that "Africa" brand (which smells terrible...) but it seems to get me lays. ------------------- \|\|Last.fm\|\|Wrestling\|\|Oceania\|\|
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Jesus Rock is dead. Long live paper & scissors Are we there yet? total posts: 9812 neopoints: 2142 GameGrep pts: 112 since: Jan 2006	Nov 04, 09 at 2:50am re: Damn you Lynx! I wanna get laid!
	Africa is good. I'm actually using Brut at the moment, so no lays for me. I've never actually bought a can of lynx before. Maybe I should. ------------------- magicthegathering
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Zarathustra The embodiment of existence's futility. Permanently Plugged In total posts: 13138 since: Sep 2005	Nov 04, 09 at 11:19am re: Damn you Lynx! I wanna get laid!
	I used to use Africa. Switched to Pulse for a bit, but Dark Temptation is my fragrance (or, rather, Dani's) of choice. ------------------- _{Ich bin für Alle und Keinen Ich bin Zarathustra}
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ShinyMilotic Legendary Seeker total posts: 15487 neopoints: 378 GameGrep pts: 196 since: Aug 2007	Nov 04, 09 at 11:21am re: Damn you Lynx! I wanna get laid!
	I use 'Fever'. I have no sense of smell sooo I dunno if it's good or not though. ;_; -------------------
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Hell Fire De Brand van de hel (moderator) Oceania RPG/Adventure [PS2] total posts: 12613 since: May 2003	Nov 04, 09 at 10:58pm re: Damn you Lynx! I wanna get laid!
	I haven't used Lynx for years, and when I did, I didn't get laid. I used Accelerate and Apollo back in the day. Africa smells terrible in my opinion. Here's a list of the sex spray. ------------------- Soundwave 2010: [March 1st] Shinedown, It Dies Today, Trivium, Escape the Fate, A Day to Remember, Enter Shikari. The Black Procession’ Tour: [March 22nd] Machine Head, Hatebreed, Bleeding Through, Emmure As I lay Dying: [March 28th]
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Jono ►◄▲▼ seek-o-holic total posts: 891 since: Mar 2009	Nov 05, 09 at 9:18am re: Damn you Lynx! I wanna get laid!
	I use that 1+2=3 shit. -------------------
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Jay_Z (vaginarater) Neolithic total posts: 6189 since: Jun 2006	Nov 05, 09 at 9:20am re: Damn you Lynx! I wanna get laid!
	quote Jono I use that 1+2=3 shit. Do you get 2 for the price of 1 with that, or is that just an elaborate ploy to get you to buy more? ------------------- BEST GAME EVER °º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ ¨°º¤ø„¸ JAY_Z ¸„ø¤º°¨ ¸„ø¤º°¨ ROCKS ``°º¤ø
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Jono ►◄▲▼ seek-o-holic total posts: 891 since: Mar 2009	Nov 05, 09 at 9:22am re: Damn you Lynx! I wanna get laid!
	I dunno, got it for my birthday, but it came in a box with the 2 inside it. -------------------
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DahO Shooting midgits since 1996 true seeker total posts: 1014 since: Sep 2007	Nov 06, 09 at 9:42am re: Damn you Lynx! I wanna get laid!
	Bah. I use that anti-hangover stuff lynx has, just because i like the way it smells ------------------- OCEANIA OBLIVION GUESTBOOK
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