This is something my mom sent me because she knows how much I love my dogs---


Get a DOG!!!

If you want someone who'll make a total fool of himself,
because he's so glad to see you, get a dog.

If you want someone who's always ready to go out,
any time you ask, get a dog.


If you want someone who'll be content just to snuggle up
and keep you warm in bed, get a dog.

You can always kick him out of the bed
and make him sleep in the laundry room if he snores.

If you want someone who eats whatever you put in front of him, and never says: "Why can't you make it like Mom did?" get a dog.

If you want someone who can scare away burglars
without brandishing a lethal weapon, endangering you,
get a dog.

If you want someone who will do anything to please you,
get a dog.

If you want someone to bring in your newspaper without
tearing through it first for the sports page, get a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes anything you do,
doesn't care how bad you look, acts as though every word you say is worth hearing, and loves you unconditionally, get a dog!

My fav quote about my dog is

"My dog can lick anyone"

I think thats pretty funny. I actually had it put on the back of a shirt

WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

Dogs Don't cry.
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo or hairbrush.
Dogs think you sing great.
A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late.
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
Dogs are excited by rough play.
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
Anyone can get a good looking dog.
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
Dogs don't shop.
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
A dog's parents never visit.
Dogs love long car trips.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.
Dogs like beer.
Dogs don't hate their bodies.
Dogs don't have to spend holidays and vacations with their parents.
Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
Dogs don't need 900 pairs of shoes.
Dogs never expect gifts.
Dogs never worry about germs.
Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had.
Dogs don't let magazine articles run their lives.
You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
Dogs have no use for flowers, jewelry or cards.
Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
Dogs seldom outlive you.
Dogs can't talk back.
When you're traveling, dogs don't need restrooms.
Dogs don't criticize.
Dogs listen without interrupting. Dogs don't mind if the house isn't painted, the lawn mowed, or car washed.


So the women won't freak out

Why Dogs Are Better Than Men

Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
Dogs miss you when you're gone.
You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.
Dogs don't criticize your friends.
Dogs admit when they're jealous.
Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
Dogs do not play games with you - except fetch
(and they never laugh at how you throw)
Dogs are very happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know that the most important thing is that you're together.
Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
You can train a dog.
Dogs are easy to buy for.
Dogs are good with kids.
Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.
You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
The worst social disease you can get from a dog is fleas. (OK. The "really" worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)
Dogs understand what "NO" means.
Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.
Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
Dogs do not read at the table.
Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
You can house train a dog.
You can force a dog to take a bath.
Dogs don't correct your stories.
Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.
Dogs aren't threatened by two women with short hair.
Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.
Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.
Dogs admit it when they';re lost.
Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
Dogs look at your eyes.
Dogs like your size.
Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
Dogs take care of their own needs.
Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
Dogs are nice to relatives.
Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.

Hey why is the

"Why dogs are better than men" poem longer than the "Why dogs are better than women" poem? There are a few I could add to the "better than women" poem but I better not...

Probably because women wrote them. LoL

I still thought they were really kewl tho.

10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS

1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not very funny at all!

2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?

I've seen that there are not quotes about cats.I found this one in a book that I have;

The Kitten At Play

See the kitten on the wall,
Sporting withthe leaves that fall,
Withered leaves,one,two and three,
Falling from the elder tree,
Through the calm and frosty air
Of the morning bright and fair.


See the kitten, how she starts,
Crouches,stretches,paws and darts;
With a tiger-leaphalf way
Now she meets her coming prey.
Lets it go fast and then
Has it in her power again~William Wordsworth