You Know You're Filipino if You mispronounce cemetery and instead say CemeNtery,

quote warrchylde

Okay you know that you're a Filipino if:
1. You can text like hell and just using one thumb.
2. If its cheap, you dig!

quote Stagnant_Progression

You Know You're Filipino if You mispronounce cemetery and instead say CemeNtery

Its' spelled as c-e-m-e-t-e-r-y, A.K.A. graveyard. Unless you're confused with cement, better known as concrete.

quote warrchylde

Its' spelled as c-e-m-e-t-e-r-y, A.K.A. graveyard. Unless you're confused with cement, better known as concrete.

True stuff:
I'm Filipino, but I have no interest in being a dancer, actor, or singer...BUT I'll do Japanese anime dances for fangirls. (Hare Hare Yukai, that kinda stuff)

I own a rice cooker.

I like cheap movies/games. Sometimes bootlegs.

My family owns Japanese cars.

People have mistaken me for Chinese.

That "don't forget your heritage" thing, well, I've been told "If you're proud of your heritage, you should be respectful etc. etc. etc." a few times.

I'm not afraid of black people (they're awesome!)

I know what bok choy is (and it's good)

That "I learned calculus in 8th grade!" thing. My dad would say "I didn't learn that until I was in high school!"

I can read katakana, but I've had people ask me to translate Chinese for them. (Last time I checked, Katakana is not Chinese)

I don't care if I'm superior or not.

Our pantry has huge rice bags.

Stuff that contradicts stereotypes:
I HATE singing, even when I'm alone.

I've never, and never will have a bowl cut.

My parents don't care what nationality my future wife is.