I am proud to bring you this totally authentic, uber cool continuation of DBGT. It is set 5 years after the Death of Omega Shenron. For bonus points, find the mistake in the first half a page.



*Camera shows Kami's lookout*
Uub is training with Vegeta, when suddenly Goku flies down from space

Vegeta:Goku!! Your back and grown up again! Isn't that convienent

Goku: Yes I am back now Vegeta, I can't wait to get back to Chi Chi

Piccolo:Hey wassup Goku

Goku:Not much, hey Piccolo why don't we fight, for old times sake

Piccolo:Sure, but I warn you I am much stronger now

*Goku and Piccolo prepare to fight, suddenly Piccolo lunges forward and punches Goku in the face, Goku flies back and kicks Piccolo, causing his arm to explode*

Piccolo:Ahhh you bastard!

Goku:Whoops looks like I don't know my own strength

Piccolo:I will let you in on a secret Goku(regenerates arm)
I have been training and I can defeat you now

Goku: Yeah right, bring it on

*Piccolo teleports and punches Goku in the neck, Goku chokes and dies*

Piccolo: Take that Goku

*Goku then Boots Piccolo in the chest, he was only pretending to die*

Goku: I admit your new power surpasses Super Saiyan 4, but behold the Power of Super Saiyan 5!!!

*Turns Super Saiyan 5, he looks like Super Saiyan 4 but better and with big hair like Raditz*]

Piccolo: Oh shit

*Goku beats the crap outta Piccolo*

Piccolo:Grrrrr, thats it Goku, I am done being good. Prepare yourself, I will destroy you this time tomorrow

Goku:Bring it on(flies away)

Piccolo begins his evil plan, he changes the Hyperbolic time chamber to 5000x earth's gravity, and then splits into 4 and each one eats the senzu bean and goes to full power and trains in the time chamber for a year. Then after a year of struggle he leaves.

Piccolo:Hmm, almost, but I have one more thing to do

Piccolo upgrades the time chamber to 80,000x Earths gravity and each of the Piccolo's split into 4, and eat Senzu beans and become full power. Then they go into the Hyperbolic time chamber and begin their REAL PLAN

They create another Time Chamber inside the original and so train for 365 years in a day. Then Piccolo comes out to fight Goku.

Piccolo:Are you ready Goku?

Goku:Sure, bring it on

*Goku flies forward but teleports just before reaching Piccolo, then boots him in the back. Piccolo is totally unharmed and proceeds to beat the shit outta Goku*

Goku:Time for Super Saiyan 5!

Piccolo:Heh, Super Saiyan 5 is nothing compared to me!

*The two fighters charge at each other, Goku fires a Kamehamehax23 at Piccolo who deflects it. Vegeta just jumps out of the way as the blast continues into space and destroys the sun. Piccolo then fires a special beam cannonx34 at Goku but Goku dodges it, once again Vegeta jumps out of the way, exactly the same as before. The two warriors battle for three days before Piccolo finally collapses*

Goku:Well you sure have improved Piccolo, but your no match for me

Piccolo(from behind Goku):I wouldnt be so sure about that

Goku looks up, then down at the owned Piccolo lying in front of him, then up again

Goku: But?! How!?!

Piccolo: The Piccolo you just fought is but 1/16th of the real Piccolo, now prepare to face full power(all the Piccolo's fuse)

*Piccolo blinks and Goku is utterly defeated*

Goku:Gah, my spine

Vegeta: Ok Karrot, lets fuse

Goku: OK(Fuses to become Gogeta SSJ5)

Gogeta flies forward but Piccolo blows in his general direction, causing horrendous damage.

Piccolo: As you can see, I have reached PL: ONE ZILLION

Goku: Shit

Piccolo: Ha it would be too easy to defeat you now, I will give you one day in the hyperbolic time chamber to prepare

Gogeta: Ok(trains in time chamber for a year at 362,534x earths Gravity)

Gogeta leaves the time chamber and is Super Saiyan 12, but Piccolo defeats him with ease

Piccolo:Time to die(kills Goku)

Meanwhile in the Afterlife, Gogeta fuses with Pikkon to become Gopeta, Gopeta talks to Elder Kai who gives him the sacred uber Potara.

Elder Kai:Be careful, whoever puts the other earring on will fuse with you, and the fusion is 100x stronger than normal fusion

But then Super Saiyan 10 Raditz and Nappa, as well as Uber Android 13, Super Super Perfecto Cell, 47th form Frieza, Majin Buu, Super Android 17x1000, Dr Germuu(They fused for some reason), and Dabura appear

Villains: Prepare to die Gopeta

Gopeta:Bring it on

Raditz tries to kick Gopeta but Gopeta punches him in the face, meanwhile Nappa tries to punch Gopeta but Gopeta punches him in the face, then Cell and Frieza and Android 13 attack but Gopeta yawns, horridly defeating them. The other villains combine their power for a kamehameha but it does 0 damage.

Frieza:Shit what now?

Cell: I have an idea

Frieza: what is it

Cell: Dont worry, you are an important part of it

Frieza: Sweet as... OH NOES(Cell absorbs Frieza, becoming 10x stronger) Then Cell absorbs everyone else becoming Uber Cell

Uber Cell: Bring it on!

Uber Cell and Gopeta fight in a massive battle, and Uber Cell wins, but Gopeta isn't finished yet

Gopeta: SUPER SAIYAN FIFTEEN!!!!!!

The battle rages on and Uber Cell is defeated...just

Cell:Shit what now?

Kid Buu: I have an idea

Cell: what is it

Kid Buu: Dont worry, you are an important part of it

Cell: Sweet as... OH NOES(Buu absorbs Cell, becoming 10,000x stronger) Then Buu absorbs everyone else becoming Uber Kid Buu

Uber Kid Buu: Bring it on!

Uber Kid Buuand Gopeta fight in a massive battle, and Uber Kid Buu wins, but Gopeta isn't finished yet

Gopeta: SUPER SAIYAN TWENTY!!!!!!

The battle rages on and Uber Kid Buu is defeated...just

Uber Kid Buu:Shit, what now?

Gopeta: I have an idea

Kid Buu: What is it

Gopeta: Don't worry, you ae an important part of it

Kid Buu: Sweet as... OH NOES(Gopeta fuses with Kid Buu, becoming 685,415xstronger) Then Gopeta fuses with everyone else becoming

Golletadupaurmuraz: yes, now I can defeat Piccolo

TUNE IN FOR THE NEXT SHOW, WHO WILL WIN??? UBER PICCOLO OR GOLLETADUPAURMURAZ???

quote USSJed

For bonus points, find the mistake in the first half a page.

The utter disregard for grammar and punctuation? Or could it possibly be the fact that it was even written is the mistake? Or was it the misspelling of Kakarot? I know, lets take this story behind the shed and put a .45 in the base of its skull and let it die quick and as painless as possible. Sweet hell, why did i actually spend the time reading this and replying...

I know your excited about this awesome OFFICIAL continuation, but theres no need to let your excitement turn to anger, anger that you could not even come close to writing something like this. I know the story is a little heady for some people, but for these people I suggest you re-read it several time, then you will notice the wealth of subtlity included in this novel

Also the mistake was that Vegeta first called Goku, "Goku", and then called him "Karrot", Vegeta won't ever call him by his proper name, I think it gives it a little extra kick and I'm happy to see that you agree

Oh I just couldn't wait a long agonizing day of not writing this magnificent piece of work, so here is chapter two...

THE FINAL BATTLE


*Golletadupaurmuraz launches himself at Piccolo, and a dramatic battle ensures*

Piccolo: Bah, this mofo is stronger than I am!!!

Golletadupaurmuraz beats on Piccolo, before preparing his ultimate attack, the Ubermahameha

Golletadupaurmuraz:Ubermahameha!!!!

Piccolo:NOOOOO


BOOOOM


Piccolo vanishes in a huge explosion. But when the dust settles Piccolo is totally unharmed

Piccolo: Ha, I guess I will have to use 2% of my power, thats a universal record there Golletadupaurmuraz, you should be happy

Golletadupaurmuraz: Bring it on Piccolo!!!!

Golletadupaurmuraz and Piccolo battle once more, but Piccolo at his 2% power is vastly superior, and Golletadupaurmuraz cannot hold on much longer

Golletadupaurmuraz:Yamcha, can you hear me!?

Yamcha(On the toilet):Yes

Golletadupaurmuraz: I Need you to do something for me

Yamcha:Sure

Golletadupaurmuraz and Yamcha telepathically formulate a secret plan to defeat Piccolo

Golletadupaurmuraz:Quickly Yamcha, I can only hold him off for five minutes

Yamcha:Got it!!

Piccolo: heh, I guess you are making a secret plan

Golletadupaurmuraz:Yes, now lets fight each other some more

Piccolo:Ha, your plan obviously will fail, I guess I will take my time in defeating you

Golletadupaurmuraz:(thinking) excellent, as long as he doesn't go full out we stand a chance

Golletadupaurmuraz and Piccolo battle for five minutes, but then Yamcha and Tien, along with Gohan, SSJ7 Gotenks, Vegeta, Pikkon, Uub, Mr Buu, Hercule and Gohan arrive

Piccolo: Oh shit, I is outnumbered

Golletadupaurmuraz:Yamcha, did you prepare everything?

Yamcha:Yes, your name has been changed back to Goku like you wanted

Goku: Perfect, now come on guys lets attack Piccolo

Piccolo: I guess I will have to go 5% power




WHO WILL SURVIVE THIS ULTIMATE ENCOUNTER OF THE VIOLENT KIND??? STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL AZZ

Ok, since I have reached the make or break 11 views mark, heres the finale of the Ultimate Piccolo of Deth Saga


The Z Fighters charge forward, Goten uppercuts Piccolo, but breaks his fist on his jaw

Goten:NOOO, now I will never be able to use this hand again!

Piccolo:Mwhaha, my iron jaw technique is perfect, none can defeat me

Trunks:Darn, his jaw was his only weak spot, now he is unstoppable

Piccolo swings at Goten but is blocked by Gohan

Piccolo: Gohan! Why would you betray me!

Gohan: I cannot let you kill innocent people

Piccolo: I trusted you! (Kicks Gohan away) Now die Goten! You are one of the most crappy characters in Dragon Ball history(blasts Goten, but Gohan jumps in way)

Piccolo: NOOOOO(Jumps in way of the attack and gets owned, skin peels from flesh which in turn is flayed from the bones

Gohan: Piccolo why!?

Piccolo: You must live on Gohan....

Gohan: NOOOOO!!!!! Goku! You will pay for this!!

Goku: What?

Gohan flies forward, Trunks gets in the way but is smacked aside by Gohans incredible power, then Gohans mighty fist connects with Goku's face, sending teeth and blood flying in all directions

Goku:ahhh why Gohan

Gohan: You shouldn't have hurt Piccolo

Goku: But I-

Vegeta: No one defeats Koku but me! Die!

Vegeta and Gohan trade blows, but Gohan is no match for the Saiyan Prince

Goten: I will help you Gohan!!

Trunks: I will help you Father!!

The Battle rages on, Goten and Gohan VS Vegeta and Trunks,but Vegeta and Trunks are slowly winning, until Goku has an idea to stop the fighting

Goku: Piccolo, quickly put this on

Piccolo puts on the magical earring and fuses with Goku, becoming Giccoku

Giccoku: Now we will defeat you!

The Battle continues, Giccoku is much too strong for any one opponent, but all four together stand a chance

Giccoku: Eat this, ki blast attack!

Vegeta deflects the attack

Pan: hey guys whats up(blasts hits her in face) ahhh my face, I am hideous now!!! WHY!!!!

Pan's boyfriend: Hey Pan, oh god your ugly, see ya later...(leaves)

Pan: Thats IT, I WILL KILL YOU ALL

Pan flies forward to attack!

Giccoku: Shit, we better team up

Others:Damn right, I hate this annoying cow

Giccoku punches Pan in the face, sending teeth flying out and breaking her nose into a permanently destroyed state, Pan reels back but Gohan gets to her before she can attack, and Punches her in the back, severing her spine in 13 places. Not to be outdone, Vegeta gouges out her left eye, and puts a fist through her chest and out the other side, before tearing her to pieces

The Z Fighters resolve their differences peacefully, but Pan annoys the people in Hell so much they let her come back...

THE END

BE READY FOR THE ULTRA REVENGE OF PAN SAGA COMING SOON (IRRELEVANT, I AM GOING TO POST IT IN LIKE FIVE MINUTES)

It has been five days since the events of the EVIL PICCOLO OF DETH SAGA, and the Z FIGHTERS have a SURPRISE waiting FOR them....(those dots are in capitals)

...EPISODE FOUR, THE REVENGE OF PAN (I hate Pan, this gets a little gory)

Goku and all the Z Fighters are at the nightclub, then they go home for the gangstalicious after party

50 Cent: Hey wassup

Goku: Sup bizdogg, I wish I was half as strong as you

50 Cent: Yeah. But your not

Goku: Ok lets fight!!

50 Cent flies forward and boots Goku through the wall, Goku gets back up and uppercuts 50 Cent, sendings brains flying everywhere, he then proceeds to roundhouse kick his head off which flies out through the window

???: Ouch

Z Fighters: Who wuz dat

Goten looks out the window, and is attacked by Pan who was waiting below... She grabs his head and rams his neck down onto the jagged glass, Goten chokes and dies...

Gohan: Goten NO!!!!

Pan walks through the wall...

Pan: I will get my revenge!

Gohan: Eat shit and die you stupid bitch!

Gohan flies forward, Pan blocks his first punch, but his overhead flip knee attack breaks her neck, he then stabs his hand into her chest and rips out her heart and eats it

Goku: Excellent work Gohan...

The hideously mangled Pan gets back to her feet, and regenerates all damage

Pan: Come on grandpa, lets fight

Goku: ok, this is going to require my full power, Super Saiyan 4....(powers up)

Goku flies forward and ducks under Pan's useless attack, her grabs both legs and rips them off, he then pounds Pan's stupid face for five minutes, until she finally stopped moving.

Goku: Phew, I think thats over finally

Pan: Not quiet!(regenerates and crawls out of her crater) Behold, I am a super saiyan

Trunks: No way am I going to let that happen(slices Pan in half)

Pan:!!!! AHHHH THE PAIN. my intestines are all over the place noooO!!!

Piccolo: NOW GOKU

Goku: Kamehameha!!!

Pan:AHHH MY BEAUTIFUL FACE HAS BEEN HORRIDLY MELTED, I AM NOW EVEN UGLIER THAN EVER

Pan regenerates.

Vegeta: Damn, there is no end to this...

Gohan: thats cool, I have always hated this stupid bitch, so now we all get a chance to kill her

Pan: But I am IMMORTAL, YOU WILL ALL EVENTUALLY TIRE OUT AND THEN I WILL KILL YOU ALL

Piccolo: No, we will simply take turns at killing you, until we can get the dragon balls and wish away your immortality

Pan:!!! NOOOO

It takes three years(The Z Fighters take their sweet time) to collect the Dragon Balls, but then Pan is wished back to normal and torn to pieces. Now Pan is dead

OR IS SHE???? TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR THE NEXT EPISODE!!!!


EPISODE FIVE:THE RETURN OF PAN TWO

Goku:Now that Pan is finally destroyed we can go on with our lives...

Gohan:But not poor Goten... I can't believe he is gone

Trunls:Damn, without Goten I cannot fuse, and therefore are a pointless character and must die(stabs self through face, blood and guts go everywhere)

Piccolo: Crap, we better revive everyone with the dragon balls, hey Dragon!

Dragon: Wassup homie

Piccolo: Wish everyone back for us ok?

Dragon: Sure, everyone is back alive, see ya

Goten gets back up, and so does Trunks

Goten: I'm alive!!

Trunks:SO am I!!

Trunks and Goten make out

Pan: BUT SO AM I, AND NOW I WILL USE SPLIT FORM TO SPLIT INTO A WHOLE BUNCH OF ME

Pan splits into a whole bunch of her

Pans: ha, you cannot kill us all

Goku: Just watch us

Goku flies forward, but is pushed back!

Goku: Can't stand to look at them, the combined uglyness is too much

Gohan:Just use your senses to detect them

Goku:Good idea, lets go Z Fighters

Goku turns SUPER SAIYAN 3, then flies forward and Pan #1 blasts him, but the attack does nothing, Goku flies out of the smoke and flips over Pan 1#'s pathetic punch, then he Knees her in the back of the head, and her skull caves in, blood and pus and brains exploding out of her eye sockets. Pan 1# crumples to the floor but Goku stomps on her at Mach 17, exploding the disgusting corpse into a tidal wave of blood that drowns 50 villagers.

Vegeta turns MAJIN and dodges the clumsy attacks of Pan #2, before uppercutting her so hard the fist punches straight through the skull, he pulls out the brains and vapourises them with eye beams before roundhouse kicking the corpse, breaking it in half...

...And speaking of eye beams, Piccolo jumps over Pan #3's weak ass attack and slices her into a thousand and fifty one pieces with his eye beams

Goten gets his revenge, and smashes Pan #4 face first into a window. When he pulls her back her eyes have been stabbed out. He then takes a shard of glass and horribly and slowly cuts a huge bloody smile in her neck...

Trunks gets out his sword and swings at Pan #5, she dodges backwards and hits Pan #6, stunning them both. This is the chance Trunks needs and he swings his sword down towards Pan #5, the sword cuts downwards through her neck, and down and to the right through her stomach, and guts go everywhere. He then punches Pan #6 so hard her head explodes and the corpse flies 2000 kilometres and lands in a volcano, causing the earth to vomit forth mountains of larva, as if to clense itself of the horror that is PAN. But as if a million tonnes of larva could remove such a stain.

Then the Pan's fight back, Pan's #7 and #8 team up on Goku

Pan 7/8:Take this, IRRITATING VOICE AND PERSONALITY ATTACK

Goku: OH MY GOD NOOO:claws out his eyes and collapses in a shivering heap

Vegeta jumps forward and saves Goku by punching Pan #7 and the fist continues through to rip out Pan #8's guts, which he uses to lasso and strangle Pan's #9 and #10

Pan #9: Please no, I can't breathe....ahhh.........

Gohan goes super saiyan seven and tears Pan #11 in half, but then Pan #12 attacks

Pan 12:LOOK AT MY FACE

Gohan vomits and explodes

Pan 12 is cut in half by Trunks, along with Pan's 13-25

Pan 26:Kiss of death

Trunks gets kissed, he promptly stabs himself to death

Piccolo delivers a powerful kick which crumples Pan 26's head, then he fires the Special Beam Cannon which impales another seven Pan's, which lie dying on the Floor. The other Pan's devour them for energy.

Vegeta ducks under Pan 34's attack, and one two punches her knees, shattering them. Blood spurts from everywhere and he rips off her skin and holds it over Pan 35's face until she is still...deathly still

Goten grabs Pan 36 and 37 and rams their heads together, a flood of brains and gore ensures.

Then he see's Trunk's dead body

Goten: TRUNKS NOOO, I will use the sword skills I kept secret to protect your pride to avenge your death

Goten grabs Trunk's sword, and flys through the remaining 52 Pan's, shredding skin, flaying flesh, and splintering bone as he goes.

All that is left is a sea of Gore, so the Z Fighters wish back all the good guys and continue their lives...OR DO THEY?!?!?!! STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT AWESOME EPISODE, I HAVE A FEELING PAN IS NOT FINISHED YET!!!
(But seriously, she wont be back for awhile, but some evil bastard is coming real soon!)

HOW DARE YOU MAKE UBER 13 LOSE WITHOUT ANYTHING COOL WITH HIM FIRST! DAMNIT! But what the hell is going on here? I cant bother to read this stuff its getting weird.