Right. As we all know, we've been having a bit of strife with a lot of these threads appearing around this forum at the minute. So I've gone ahead and secured from Danger permission to create this game thread that should satisfy all of your creative needs.

Here are the rules:

- The first poster (me) posts a question about Zelda in the form of a 'What if..?'

For example, 'What if Link were female?'

- The next poster answers the last poster's question.

E.g. 'Then he'd get destroyed by Samus because she's the only female Nintendo hero.'

- In the same post, the answerer asks a new question that will be answered by the next poster. And so forth.

I'll get the proceedings underway:

What if Link rode a camel?

then he would be eaten by said camel

what if link had pants

wasnt this created before by KeatonXZX?

Link does have pants.. Adult Link anyway..

then his coolness level would drop five points.

What if Link was gay?

And no he does not have pants! those are leggings! (sorry)

Then Zelda would envy Ganon.

What if the aliens decide to attack Castle Town?

quote Master Jynch

Then Zelda would envy Ganon.

What if the aliens decide to attack Castle Town?

Then My Apocalypse would be stumped at the lack of Zelda-related questions.

What if Link wore orange?

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By the way;

quote Best Player Ever

wasnt this created before by KeatonXZX?

then he would be gay, making the series of "What If?" events happen, causing the same events to happen over and over, therefore creating a paradox.

what if zelda was gay?

quote dadark

then he would be gay, making the series of "What If?" events happen, causing the same events to happen over and over, therefore creating a paradox.

what if zelda was gay?

Sonic would get his butt handed to him.

What if Link had to kill Zelda?

then the game would end

what if link was a rapper

Raper or rapper?

Rapper

He'd probably be famous.

What if ganon finally won(other than the obvious)?