quote Weldar

I beleive I can help you there, the character Nemarca was created by foxyboxer, who apparently got the name from the song Phantom Limb, by The Shins

Im happy we solved that now back to the story...
we last left here...

quote Murray3

"Hold up Zeldbro, bend reality?" Foxy asked.
"Well..." Said the Black mage slowly, pulling down his hat.
Zeldbro, your goal is to stop those mages from revealing that information, the crystals must be losing their control while recharging! Majora thought into the fake Zeldbro's mind, Where are you right now anyway? Asked Bro, I'm a bit busy dealing with an aquaintance!
"Thundaga!" Zeldbro yelled, the mages fell from the sky, but quickly rose again.
"Bro, hold your fire!" Weldar commanded.
But the mages were no longer ready to tell them anything, the Black mage held a hand out towards Bro and chanted "Death" it was like an illusion, a Grim Reaper flashed before Zeldbro but nothing seemed to have happened, this time...

Earlier...

Nemarca sat listening to the guard and Kefka, "I don't care for your excuses or good news, I want those two and their Moogle back in the tower now! Where the heck are those mages?"
"Sire, they went to combat the resistance, like you ordered them to!" The guard whimpered.
"FOOL! I said to attack after the hanging, the hanging's not done yet!" The guard whimpered into the corner "Oh well, at least one of their new members is a friend of those escapees, tell the mages to capture them alive!"
"Y-y-y-yes, yes sire!" And the guard boltted out the door glad to be out of Kefka's presence.
Friends? I hope that doesn't mean... Nemarca didn't want to think about it, sneaking out the door the moment Kefka's back was turned she quickly came up with a plan, steal back Zeld and Link's weapons, find Weldar and the others and then smash Majora until he wishes he was mortal!

(When the real Cloud and Sephiroth meet I was thinking that eventually Majora could absorb them and the crystal)

"Where do you suppose we go?" Link asked.
"We can't go to Midgar that's for sure and if Sephiroth has anything to do with it the other towns won't be so friendly towards me either..." Zeld thought for a moment before looking around, "We could always go to the restistance! I can see the mountain their base is in!"
"First we have to land, any ideas that don't involve pain?" Link asked as casually as he could.

Inside Majora's tower...

Majora carried his pray up the tower steps, his tentacles rapped around her in an innescapable grip, not that she was in any state to try and escape.
"That's two down, one to g-gwah! What happened to that mage's broth--"
"Fira!"
Majora roared in pain, dropping Sheila and trying to flee, "WIND!" Zeldbro casted the spell, out the hole in the wall the previous spell made, Majora being knocked down the stairs.
"Uh, Nemarca? Sheila? Which is it? Say something!" Zeldbro asked the stranger, but she wouldn't answer.
Zeldbro took in a breath and lowered his head towards Sheila, his face was almost touching hers when suddenly...
"AAH!" Sheila screamed, and flipped both her legs up, kicking Bro away and almost out the hole.
"It's me Zeldbro! You wouldn't wake up and I--"
"Learn to take a pulse! Where's Creamia?!?" Sheila yelled at Bro who was confused.
"Creamia? I haven't seen her, you were the only one Majora was carrying, and as far as I know this is the only way to the floor he kept me in!" Sheila thought for a while, if Creamia was in here, wouldn't she be dressed up like she, Foxy and Bro were, well she was wearing a cloke a nasty voice rang in her ear, she ignored it but felt sick for doing so.

Outside, a few minutes earlier, the quartet including a two swordsmen, a moogle and a panel had just avoided being blasted by friendly fire, but then had been blown in the right direction by the same friendly fire.
"What the he-he-hell was tha-a-a-at!?" Link asked, the wind had set them spinning.
"No ide-e-e-aaaa!" Zeld called back.
"WEEEE!" Yellow cried, "I see sharp rocks ahead!"
And sure enough, they had slammed right into the rocks, painfully, Zeld and Link both let go of the panel, which was swept away, now free of weight, by the wind, Yellow tried to grab it but missed and fell into a group of 6 figures, most familiar.

Below...

Bro fake attacked, putting the freeze on the white mage.
"That all you've got?" She asked.
Gangey slammed a spear into the same mage, but she laughed it off, "You're going to have to do alot better than that!"
The white mage pointed her crystal at the ground before them, raising it into the air but leaving a curve at the bottom, the chocobo kept going, and sped up the mound of ground, into mid-air.
"Now I can't miss!" The Black mage laughed, "DEATH!"
A grim reaper flashed before Weldar's eyes, but instead of disappearing it swung back its scythe and went to swing.
'INTERRUPTED' flashed for one second, a white ball of fur slammed onto the Black mage, bouncing and landing on the other's head.
Foxy saw his chance, jumping, his gun-blade in hand, he slammed the blade into the Darker Mage's wrist and slammed it back, knocking the crystal inbetween his knees.
The white mage looked at him and was about to attack when it felt drumming on its head, Yellow was dancing, struck by lightning, the white mage fell, down onto the ground, having dropped the crystal no longer having floating powers.
The five landed side-by-side and went over to the two mages, they were ready to finish them off but the white mage interrupted.
"You broke the curse! You took the crystal! I see you're confused, I'll explain, my brother and I were once in a group of heroes and we had saved the world for the time being, but that mask ressurected us and gave us those crystals, unstantly under his power we were sent to serve under Kefka, we can help you!"
The black mage butted in "Yeah! The way I see it you should break into teams! One team go help those restance fellas, the others should go attack the mask's castle!"
Something suddenly landed behind them, "Yellow!"
"Link! Zeld! Lefty! Bob! Cucoo!" And the list continued.

(My panel ends up with the real Bro and Sheila, the fake Bro, Zeld and the white mage all go to Majora's tower plus one more)

Nemarca dashed through the city, jumping off one of the inappropriately aged carts she made her way into the tower.
She smashed right through the door of the cell she landed in and jumped onto a guard, breaking a hole in the ceiling and making her way to the top.
She thought for a moment, the top floor would be way too obvious to put anything but it was her only chance.
Meanwhile at the city's border Weldar, Foxy, Link, the black mage and the whole of the resistance were entering the city.

(Gangey, Zeld, Bro fake and the white mage are heading to Majora's tower and will meet Sheila, Bro and my dead panel)

Sheila and Bro ran through the tower, Majora would be back soon and they certainly weren't ready for an attack.
"Bro why did you stop?" Sheila called out behind her.
"There's a restoration spring here!" Bro said as Sheila followed him into a room.
"Be careful Bro, it could be a trap!" Sheila warned but Bro was moving towards it and tapped it, then he spashed some on his face, the scratches and cuts that were caused by by the wall's rubble disappeared.
"What's that?" Sheila said, pointing up to the small hole that let light shine on the water looking, in Sheila's opinion, overdramatic.
Bro looked up, a small flag was wafting down through the small hole, it floated down, it was red and definately not a flag, slowly it landed in the pool, Sheila and Bro grabbed it, it was now deep blue and on it.
Murray:
"Murray!" Bro and Sheila said in unison.
"Have you seen any of the others? Is my brother okay?" Bro asked.
"Or my little sister?" Sheila asked.
Murray: ...I'm bored, you two bore me with your boring talking!
"Oh shut up and follow us out of here!" Sheila yelled.
Murray: OK!
And my panel disappeared...

"So this is the tower?" Gangey said.
"Yes." Bro said simply.
"Bro I think that was one of those questions that don't need to be answered." Zeld told his brother.
"Let's go, I'll stand back and heal whenever necessary, Gangey and Zeld, you take front row, Bro, you're to stand next to me but you're to save your magic, and here take these!" The white mage handed out a few bottles, "Pheonix downs, I'll revive you but if I'm downed you'll have to be ready, hopefully you won't need them."
Master, they're going in, what do I do? Bro asked.
Don't worry, your original escaping wasn't part of my orginal plan but it should stir up some confusion, just stall them, I have a plan.

(Majora will knock down the whole tower in an attempt to kill everyone in it, Sephiroth included but he survives and attempts to kill Majora but Cloud shows up, the real one, and attacks him, then in the confusion Majora absorbs them both, then the reality crystal making him indestuctable, everyone fights their best but are almost killed, then the prison tower is crashed on top of him by Nemarca and the resistance, whether or not this makes him vulnerable or not is up to whoever writes it, sorry for the orders but this has been going on WAY too long)

This message was edited by Murray3 on May 26 2008.

This message was edited by Murray3 on Jun 01 2008.

Suddenly Bro heard footsteps coming up the stairs
"Quick get back to the room and hide" he said
He and Shelia both hid in the room, hoping that Murray wouldn't do anything to give them away as the footsteps got closer. They were really close now, Bro could even hear their voice, they sounded sort of familiar.
"ZELD" screamed out Bro as he jumped out of his hiding place.
It was indeed Zeld along with Gangey, however strangely thier reaction was of confusion. Looking behind them bro saw why, there was a white mage he didn't recognize a himself??

Murray: Aw, why does Bro get cloning device privileges?
"Zeld, I'm the real Bro! I'm your brother!" Bro said.
"I've been with you all this time and suddenly some faker shows up, who are you going to believe?" Said the other Bro.
Murray: AND I'M, hehe, I dunno...
"I've seen this cliche one-thousand times before, Zeld ask them questions that only the real Bro would know!" Gangey said.
Murray: Ask them what my name is!
"Shut up Murray, Bro, who--"
Murray: No, I forgot, is it Benjamin?
"First question, why is your name Zeldbro?" Zeld asked.
Murray: Isn't it because you named him that in a scene of compassion?
"Murray, don't give away the answers! Weldar lives in?" Zeld asked.
An orb "An orb" both Bros said at once.
"I gave you what for Christmas?" Sheila asked.
"I don't remember..." One Bro said, Zeld started nearing towards him.
"Um..." The other one stuttered, not noticing Zeld move.
"This is ridiculous, Murray, the real Bro has alot of patience thanks to his experience with you, take them into that room and we'll stop them from getting out!" Sheila said.
moments later...
"Should we check inside?" Zeld asked.
"Just a peak..." Gangey said.
Murray: And I wants me a barrel of floooooosss...
The two bros were hunched over with their hands over their ears kicking at the walls, Zeld shut the door before either one noticed.
Then there was a bang, a huge bang, the door splintered away as they stepped back, a huge black stain covered the room, Zeld recognised it as shadow, "BRO!" He said and hugged his brother tightly, but he was already unconscious.
Then there was another bang.
"Okay Murray you can stop now!" Sheila said.
"That wasn't him..." Said the white mage, she held her hand out to signal silence, her eyes widened "EVERYBODY GET HERE NOW!"
Everyone ran towards the mage her arms were stretched out and then...

Gangey was the first to wake up, he looked around, Zeld, Bro and Sheila were unconscious, I was nowhere to be found, he looked around some more and saw the white mage, she was badly injured, several rocks were jammed into her, she was bleeding heavily, Gangey grabbed a Phoenix down but her hand grabbed his arm, "It's too late for me, I wasn't destined to live long anyway, I just wanted to give you something to... See... You... Off. . ."
"MAJORA... MAJORA!!!" Gangey looked around, Zeld was floating in mid-air, no, Zeld was beside him, Sephiroth was in the air.
"MAJORA YOU DOUBLE-CROSSER!" He yelled, he was angry, Majora floated down before him, Gangey noticed as he looked up to see them both something shiny way above them and it wasn't the sun.
"Oh come now, you can't say you weren't planning to do the same..." Majora said calmly, Sephiroth dashed forward to slice him in half, suddenly Gangey felt someone step on his head and he saw a spiky-haired boy jump from him and then Majora slicing Sephiroth in the waist.
"Cloud..." Sephiroth said, "Yes you are the real one this time, how nice of you to come..."
"What do--" But Cloud's sentence was ended, both him and his enemy were wide-eyed, in their backs, long tentacles were driving themselves into them, Majora high above them stretched out the rest of his tentacles high above him and Gangey could finally see what it was, a crystal.
"Zeld... Sheila..." Gangey said cautiously to the others.
Murray: Ooh... Was that do?
There was a bright light which died to reveal the form of...
"WRATH OF FANTASY! THE ONE-WINGED DEMON!"

At the prison tower...

Nemarca dashed through the halls, she suddenly stopped, she thought she saw something shiny, checking back she looked through the door, of all places to put a sword, the she thought to herself this could be a trap.
She crept up slowly to the swords, one hand reached out, she could almost grab one, she took another step closer, at least the floor wasn't going to fall.
In one swift movement she grabbed both swords but had to heave one out due to its incredible mass and then it was triggered, a small barely visible string had been tied to the sword that she'd thought crazy huge and the door became locked and bolted shut, she ran to the window but as soon as she got there it shrunk away to nothing, and to top it all off a small pipe in the ceiling started filling the room with a gas, she held her breath and slammed against the door.

Everyone else was charging in, Link knew his and Zeld's swords had to be somewhere in that tower, but where?
The tower was guarded a lot less than he thought, maybe the distraction of the resistance had drawn the guards from their posts, they ran up the stairs, everyone else trailing behind.
The black mage suddenly grabbed Link's shoulder and signalled for him to stop, everyone else was quiet.
"This way, someone's in trouble!" He said.
"Who's in trouble? How do you know it's not an enemy?" Link asked, hurrying up the stairs.
"I don't but if it is an enemy we can have them find your sword for us!"
In Kefka's office a guard was in hurried discussion with his master.
"Okay, send that mechanical dragon after those in the tower, I'll take out the resistance myself!" With that Kefka turned and jumped out the window.

Majora was now ungodly, his tentacles were now wrapped around the single wing that sprouted from his back, he had gone into his wrath form and a single eye sprouted from the top, his whips were now spiny all the way down and he carried twin blades of his absorbees.
"You're not much different, you just got a lot spinier is all!" Zeld said but his voice didn't back up what he said, Majora was also a lot bigger, kneeling down he was twice the size of any of them.
Gangey attacked, he swung with all his might Majora laughed.
Zeld, swung his new sword against Majora's skin, it didn't even cut, Majora responded by kicking him into his brother.
"I think I'll finish this now... It should only take one shot, not even that if I'm lucky..." Majora's tentacles twisted together, his single eye form into an entire head, the tentacles started to glow, a huge ball of energy on the top, suddenly it disappeared but large lumps in his tentacles showed it was moving, his eyes, in the center of his face broke open.
Murray: SHOOP THAT WOOP!!!

Link stood before the door, it had a heavy metal plate over the front, that confirmed it for him, this person was definitely on their team.
Link slammed at the door with all his might, smashing it with his replacement sword until it broke.
"LINK, WATCH OUT!" Foxy called, knocking Link out of the way something just missed them both but broke the door down, as the thing backed up Nemarca fell forward, Weldar grabbed her and felt her pulse, she was only unconscious, he looked at the dragon tank that had almost run Link over.
Before they even had a chance to attack the Black mage jumped onto the robot's bulk, and fire burst out of the Black mage's arms, "RUN! GET OT OF HERE! THIS ROBOT ABSORB'S FIRE SO AS SOON AS IT'S FULL IT'LL BE LIGHTS OUT FOR BOTH OF US NOT TO MENTION THE TOWER!"
Link started down the tower but then saw his sword, he ran up to it, he pulled it but it was tied to something and that something was heavy and falling, the string, unbreakable and long, was swung over a pole near the roof. Link was tugged upwards through the ceiling, Weldar, holding onto Nemarca with his other hand tried to tug him back down but was pulled up too, Foxy grabbed on too but despite all this they continued to rise, breaking through floor after floor, and the dragon tank was showing signs of strain.

"So long!" Majora yelled.
Zeld closed his eyes, hands held before his face, Well, this is a fine way to die, I can't help but feel this is all... Murray's fault.
Murray: What the, who turned my eyes off?
Everyone openned their eyes, it was dark, very dark, other than the light emitting from Majora's eye it was pitch black and then...
"MURRAY TELL ME A STORY!"
Murray: Well there was the time I saved christmas, I was riding my kechup packet down the road and...
It was working my panels couldn't keep all the writing on one so more appeared, an entire house of them appeared and covered everyone, and then there was the crash.
Majora howled in pain, an entire tower, four times the size of his own had landed on him, his attacked had been interrupted and had damaged him on the inside, Link, Weldar, Foxy and Nemarca all tumbled out the top, rolling into several panels as they disappeared, Zeld saw his sword and grabbed it, and then seeing Nemarca pulled out a pheonix down.

Majora roared, his tentacles broke his wing apart and started to swell, his whips wrapped up behind him forming into a tail, his body was now like that of a scorpion but 4 legged, and a round mouth teeth sticking out all the way down.
Murray: That's neat and all but where's Yellow? I was kind of hoping to show him this macaroni portrait I made of him!
Link and Zeld however ran at Majora blades swinging, Link didn't need to have control for such a huge beast, and then, they collided with a barrier, Majora laughed, "I controll this world thanks to the crystal inside me, I don't have to take damage if I don't want to!"

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Majora lashes out with a whip of his tentacles, knocking everyone to the ground when suddenly Yellow, out of nowhere, rushed in on a basketball, running on top, he leapt above Majora's shield and started doing tricks in the air. Then the basketball began glowing, Majora looked up at as Yellow then slam dunked it in, the shot was so strong it broke right through it but it quickly reformed, however his efforts weren't totally useless. Inside Majora Cloud and Sepiroth had been awoken by the light and were trying to break the crystal, it seemed to be working, cracks were appearing in the crystal but then Majora spat the two of them out
"You won't win that easily" he said and then began to transform again

(I'm stopping there, I don't think I'll be able to to a very good job of writing the battle)

Murray: Yellow!
"I am, kupo!" Yellow said, then looked back at Majora, he was now himself, an ordinary mask, or so it seemed, from behind him, eight tentacles, much thicker than his whips grew out, each one slammed into the ground and tore it apart causing everyone to fall inwards into a perpetual fall, Weldar could describe it best as a bluer more 3D version of the Castle Seige transition, but what it looked like was not the big issue.
Majora was beneath us, each tentacle stretched to its limit, the blur that surrounded us, it definately wasn't dirt, tore, and everyone was sucked in.

Where am I? Link thought, and then saw a dim light, Cloud stood silent, he and Sephiroth had cut right through the cut, his limitted time fused with the crystal gave him enough strength to fix the reality, but had needed Sephiroth's help, without words the entire group nodded to their new plan.

Majora laughed, he had done it, finally, and it was this easy, he didn't even have to resort to desperate measures but then he heard something.
Murray: Kupo!
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The panel popped up, Majora went to strike it but then he heard the exact same thing behind him.
Murray: Kupo!
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And it didn't stop, soon Majora was surrounded by my insanely obvious fakes, but they were so numerous he wasn't sure which way to turn, and then, they flashed, flashed several different colours, the effect was like a disco.
Murray: Kupo!
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I said several more times, an entire floor appeared and Yellow jumped on, he stuck out one finger in a disco pose then danced, he did the moonwalk, the cha-cha and several other dances that Majora knew only too well.
Majora swung all eight tentacles at him before he could finish, Yellow was knocked into one of my panels and fainted.
"You left your guard down!" Foxy yelled, he had finally worked out how to use the gun but had a whole new function for it, clogging the end with anything he could he shoved it into the wedge between the tentacles and fired, Majora's thick and fingerless tentacles were useless and the gun exploded.

Majora roared out in pain, seeing their chance Link, Cloud, Sepiroth and Zeld all charged at once and struck. Majora collapsed to the ground.
"you still haven't won yet" said Majora "No-one can escape this place expect for me" and with that he disappeared.
Instantly everyone was reverted back th their normal form and the world began crumbling.
"That's for the help guys" said Link to Sepiroth and Cloud
"No problem" said Cloud "You seem to be a powerful warrior, what do you think of the idea of a duel"
"I accept" said Link, just as Could, Sepiroth and everything else faded away, and then they were all back in the lair
"What happened?" said Bro
"You guyth were in the game, I just got you out" said Kivvi


The Journal of Weldar

Well I've decided to take a page from Foxy's book and start one of these, seems like fun, and it'll give me something to remember all these adventures by, so here it goes.

It's a couple of days after the whole Final Fantasy adventure, I can't say a fully understood all of it, but Zeld seemed to enjoy it and his urge to play Final Fantasy is gone, at least for now. I don't think Shelia has left Cremia's side since we got back, and Bro always seems to have Romani around, Nemarca's also more affectionate than usual, these adventures tend to to that. Link seems sort of sad though, he really wanted to fight Cloud, however as Foxy said "All videogames are real stories and that the real Cloud must exist somewhere. Or at least did exist" so there is a chance that the Link and Cloud will meet again, now that is a battle I'd like to see

"Y'know, that adventure didn't seem to do anything, we're no closer to fixing the chains than we were before going!" Nemarca said.
"Actually Nemarca you're wrong!" I said. "I beleive we have all learned something from this experience, Nemarca and Weldar learned to have total confidence in eachother while seperated, Bro discovered the one way to tell the difference between himself and an imposter, Zeld learned to hold back on enigmatically seperated objects, Link learned to forget his dissapotment, and I found out that I'm getting a firetruck for christmas! And we all did it together!"
Then Yellow jumped up, "SAY CHEESE!" He said and snapped the photo.

2 day later...

"Finally, this time I'm gonna kick your-- how'd you do that?" Foxy found himself losing again, Nemarca looked bored, Zeld and I were already KOd, but not without me taking out all but one of Nemarca's stock.
"Just give up, you can't surprise Nemarca!" Zeld said, he took a bite of some pizza and yawned, "Oh crap, run!" Zeld warped away before Foxy or Nemarca could look, I was playing online from the pudding.
"Have you done your choreth yet?" Kivvi asked.
"Uh, yeah..." Foxy lied, he knew full well that he still needed to fix the faulty plumbing and empty the vents that were full of skullfish.
Nemarca dashed away, but didn't make it, "And where do you think you're going?" Kivvi asked, she didn't say anything and rolled down her list of chores, she checked some off in her mind and then looked up "You know what you have to do, go and do it!" Kivvi said, Nemarca always tried to skip out of this job, but she lost the bet and thus had to...
Babysit Yellow!

This was one of those moments Foxy wished he didn't have fur, water was harder to swim through with it and skull fish were hard to pull off.
"Sooo... This is your teleporter?" Weldar asked Kivvi, he had finished his chores early thanks to his abilities, "What's so special about it? Couldn't we just have Zeld--"
"Weldar, Zeld'th little portalth have many flawth, firthtly, hith portalth are very limited, he can only warp a thertain dithtanthe without thtraining his magic, he also can't warp between dimenthionth, or time for that matter, although mine can't do tho either, at leatht not backwardth, even if it could it'd probably cauthe a paradokth and breack the univerthe!" She turned around, Weldar was sitting next door eating pizza and talking to Zeld.

(And so it starts, this plot promises to be easy to follow and not too long, just write whatever you want really)

No can do!
In case you forgot, I'm better at shattering than continuing plots. So writing whatever I want is definitely not gonna happen. I'll just wait and enjoy the ride.

Link fired, his arrow missed by inches, he reloaded and tried again, his heart wasn't in it, he sat down and watched the coconut he had tried to shoot from its branches.
"Cloud... I know I'll find the real you some day, but there's someone else I want to find first..." Suddenly he heard a noise, for a second he thought it was her then realised, it was probably Tatl, probably to tell us about some quest.
He turned around, it wasn't Tatl, it floated there, just a sphere of wind, it brushed itself past his ocarina but instead of playing a tune it said something and not in a calming voice either but in a dark cackling voice, Link's eyes widened, he'd have to find Murray!

"Kivvi I've looked all over, I just can't find him, he and Murray are probably out throwing watermelons at people from Clock-tower!" Nemarca said, kivvi turned around.
Foxy stumbled in the air lock, a skullfish stuck to his face holding his jaw shut, Kivvi grabbed it and Foxy gave a stiffled moan of pain.
Nemarca sighed, she went right up to the skullfish and slammed her fist right into it, breaking it apart scattering bones everywhere, Kivvi handed her a mop, "She always this much of a rule freak?" Nemarca whispered.
Foxy knew Kivvi had heard, Kivvi's hearing was just as good, maybe even better than his own, he took a leaf out of my book and played stupid "The help desk is closed on Tuesdays and Thursdays..." He said.
"It's Monday..." Nemarca whispered.

Hey. I just remembered, I left a drop off with Lizer's backstory. I'll try to fix that.

22 YEARS AGO *continued*

There was only three hundred yards left, and Kly was still ahead. I winced, then reached down and ripped some circuitry from under my board. "I really hope those were the right ones." The board shot forward speeding towards Kly. Two hundred yards. And then she turned around to face me as the boards continued onward.
I saw little difference. The slipstream blew her blonde hair in her face, revealing small, irregular glimpses of it. Her clothes were the same, if only a bit bigger. But it still wasn't Kyren. Not the one I handed a diploma to. Her eyes told me that, with each and every glimpse.
And then, she shot me. A hundred yards to go. A fraction of that between us. My gun pulled from its holster, aimed and ready. And she shot me.
To use a cliche phrase, I didn't know what hit me. The impact knocked me from my board. Like it mattered. the board exploded from a second shot. I still don't know whether the owner had insurance on it. I slid along the road for a few yards, then that wonderful blessing of friction stopped me. I lay there for a minute, then looked at the shot wound.
It was my stomach. She hadn't tried to kill me. That told me something. She only killed for pay.
I sighed and stood on shaky legs, took a step, and nearly tripped. On my shattered gun. I picked it up, my sense of urgency gone.

I arrived at the alley no one was there. Or at least no living person. He lay by the garbage, his blood pooled around him. Kly wasn't there, nor was my mother. I would cry if I could. But right then, I crying wouldn't have helped. I put his body as far from the garbage and the many patrons of decay as I could.
Then I left his body there. The evidence was very incrimiating. To both me and Kly. Of course, Myra would protect her. But if they couldn't find evidence, they couldn't lock either of us away. And that was what I wanted.

I passed out in front of a hospital, but not before I realized two things. One: I had a new function for the ultimate life form. Two: I was fired.

{*cracks fingers* Blast! Now how will I type?}

"So..." began Weldar.

"So..." echoed Zeldman. Neither of the two really had anything to say. The pizza had long since been eaten, and the ever-deeepening silence was getting more and more unbearable.

"Umm...Smash Brothers?" Weldar half-heartedly suggested. They had been playing a lot of that lately.

"eh, Nah," Zeldman's eyes kept glancing at something behind Weldar. It was Kivvi's workshop.

Weldar sighed. "She'd kill you," He cautioned, and yet he couldn't help but feel slightly intrigued himself.

Zeldman smirked, "I'd like to see her try." He got up and headed for the door. "Besides, 's not like I'm going to turn it on or anythin'. Just, uh...want to see how it works, is all."

Now it was Weldar's turn to smirk. "Jealous, Zeld? Gee, I had no idea you were this insecure"

"Feh, hardly," Zeldman was less than amused,"I simply believe I have a lot to...offer this kind of endeavor."

"Whatever, man." Weldar got to his feet, "Anyway, leave me out of it. I'm gonna go find the missus, so good luck."

Zeldman absent mindedly waved his friend goodbye as he tried the door.

Locked, he realized. Smiling, he weaved himself a portal in the air. as if that ever stopped me before...


{yeah, I might not be able to "conclude" this little shindig, so end it however you see fit.}

Movement through the lair was currently high, Link rushed in through the air-lock, still in Zora form he headed for the warp-unit to my pudding.
Zeld snuck through the roof in Kivvi's dimly lit lab, blending in with the shadows only too well.
Weldar calmly looked around for Nemarca, she probably, no definately needed help with Yellow, he saw her dash through a door, the door to the warp-unit.
Foxy wasn't moving but his fingers were a blur as he trained as hard as he could, then just as he was about to complete his combo, the power went out.

Foxy heard a crash, rushing into the warp-room he thought Murray, if you're fishing again... Remembering the time I pulled the warp unit inside out.
Inside he saw a huge pile-up, the portal was overloaded and fizzing with sparks, Link was crushed upside down, his fins stuck into the floor, Nemarca was uncomfortably close to Link's gills, Zeld was tied up in Weldar's cape, Weldar's tiara over his eyes, I was right next to Link, a fishing rod in my hand Link's 'hat' over my face.
"What's going on in here?" Foxy asked, Kivvi entered behind Foxy, laughing.
"This is better than I imagined, Zeld, I'm not a human, don't even try comparing your hearing to mine!" Zeld winced, Kivvi had moved at the last second and he had gone hurtling through the teleporter and slammed into Weldar.
Weldar tried to pull himself free but failed, "Everyone brace yourself!" He yelled.
POOT!
"Weldar why would you *hack* do that?"
Weldar pulled his head out of the ceiling, "I already tried super Dedede jump and extremespeed, Wario waft was my only option!"
Foxy and Kivvi were almost out cold, suddenly there was a vacume and the fog of the fart cleared, Link shoved the gust jar out the vent and cleared his throat.
"Murray, Yellow's gone!"
"No duh! Me and him were supposed to go fishing today!" I said, shaking the small rod and accidentally hooking Link's tunic, ripping it slightly the bottle he was holding dropped and shattered, and they listened to the message.
"Yellow is gone but you can get him back, show up with that sword of four on Snowhead track, you will regain him, I won't hurt a limb."
"Woohoo!" Gangey said, everyone looked at him as he entered the room, "I-I'll go wait in my room..."

"Vaati!" said Link
"Oh no" said Murray, who was in a rare serious mood
"What are you going to do" said Zeld
"We can't give him the sword" said Murray
"Yes" said Gangey, a little softer this time
"What" said Foxy "Then what are you going to do about yellow?"
"We have to find Vaati's lair and rescue Yellow" said Murray
"Okay, but this counts as my turn of babysitting" said Nemarca
"You wish" said Kivvi