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Later, back on Smash Island...

Weldar woke up and looked around, everything was blurry, he tried to move his arms but couldn't, he looked down and saw ropes, he looked up again and saw something purple, he closed his eyes and opened them, a large purple thing was looking him in the eye, Weldar recognised it as Polygon Donkey Kong, "where am I?" He said, Captain Poly stepped back, "Polygon territory, and thanks to you and your friend, it's about to get alot bigger!"
"What? I won't let you, wait, friend?" He then saw me standing in the corner wearing purple palettes and holding a mask of them, I smiled and waved,
"are we gonna play another game?" I asked,
"Later, but first I'm going to start the new age, the age of the polygon!" Captain Poly said,
"real creative," I said, but the captain ignored me and grabbed Weldar's left hand from the rope and squeazed it until the glove flew off, Crazy hand flew around but it was grabbed by the other Polygons, the captain went to grab the other hand but suddenly I called out, "look what else I found on the last game!" I said reaching into my pocket and pulling out a full sized subspace bomb, "my puddbots fit perfectly!" I pointed out, the counter went down to twenty,
"all the polies ran but I managed to grab them all and hold them next to the bomb and used the rope that was around Weldar to tie them down, the captain managed to break out and grab the Crazy glove again but Weldar kicked him away just as I jumped on him and I went up in the air with him, I then took out a bottle of soda and shook it up and sprayed it at him just as the bomb detonated, spraying me away from the blast and him towards it, Weldar followed my trajectory as the blast engulfed the polies, "I thought you came with us, wait a sec, where's Crazy glove!?!" Meanwhile the captain was walking away from the explosion with a bright white fist...

Me and Weldar ran threw the forest, we were heading towards icicle mountain, we quickly stopped, noticing Link, we called his name and he and the rest of the chains ran towards us, "glad to see you're okay, I thought Muzz came with us but when I didn't see him and no one mentioned it so I thought I imagined it" Link said "now let's get to Icicle mountain!"
We ran towards the centre of the island, Icicle mountain rising into the clouds, we started climbing, nothing was stopping us, suddenly Weldar came up with a better idea, jumping off the cliff he Green Missiled away, not much longer he returned, Fox, Slippy, Peppy and Falco were in Arwings, everyone jumped on one as they flew to the top, over the clouds everything was swirling, a dimensional flux was all around, I attempted to eat some but Nana held me back, the Arwings circled around the spire until eventually they reached the top, we were face to face with the Ancient Minister, "you came as expected..." He said suddenly a bright red laser beam shot from his eyes across all the Arwings knocking them down as their pilots abandoned ship, we all jumped onto the platform atop the spire, it was bigger than expected but mostly because it was fused with Battlefield and Final Destination that had been absorbed to that spot due to all the power, Weldar ran at the Minister but before he got to him he was hit by something, knocking him down, Giga Bowser had landed on him and picked him up, the Minister's eyes shone suddenly out of the fluxuating portals came all the Smash Balls rappidly spiralling around the three, the Ice Climbers ran at them but were overcome by the power and shot far off fire coming out of their trajectory, still more Smash Balls flew around the three eventually become 3D and still spinning, "we can't get in there!" Kivvi yelled over the noise of the orb's spinning, "the only people who could absorb all that energy are bosses!" But as she said that a Purple blur fell from the sky...

Weldar was unable to escape Giga's claws, he looked into his eyes, the were just as purple as Mewtwo's and Shadow bugs were leaking out of his shell, the Ancient Minister flew up to Weldar, "my plan didn't work the way I intended, but that doesn't matter, you should have enough power to remove any chance Crazy Hand has of winning, first I was just going to use the power of Giga's Final Smash to break through the blast lines and then aborb Master Hand from you but this is easier and I won't have to worry about killing you!" The Minister's Kunai shaped appendages started glowing white both shooting white beams into Weldar before spiralling, but before anything Happened Weldar was suddenly semi-spiked and knocked diagonally and sliding through the Smash Orb, the chains ran to him and looked at the orb which shrunk and the sight that replaced it drove terror into everyone's heart, at least everyone who was paying attention, I had noticed that we were on the top of the summit all of a sudden and was studying the ground before looking up at the monster, imagine Giga Bowser, now imagine that 500 times bigger, now imagine that his arms and legs were purple and unstable slowly turning into shadow bugs and back again, and his shell was purple and made of 64-bit graphics, also imagine that every part of his body was covered in sharp polygonal 2D spikes, and that his head had two glowing white eyes and you've got one ferocious beast.

(Clues for what to do next: have every character try and defeat him, just remeber the Ice Climbers were KO'd and are gone for twenty four hours so they won't be fighting)

This message was edited by Murray3 on Feb 08 2008.

"You guys try to keeop him busy" I said "I'll see if I can create a smash ball" I began trying to charge up the energy but nothing happened.
Dammit that's right that polygon has Crazy Glove and Master Glove is still unconcious
"Ok scratch that plan" I said as pulled out Marth's sword and charged.
We surrounded the beast and attacked from all side, although the attacks weren't doing any real damage they seemed to be annoying him. Suddenly the beast let out a mighty roar and slammed his arms down on the ground, the force of the blow knocked everyone to the ground and cuased his arms to explode in the thousands of shadow bugs, cracks appeared in the ice holfding up the platform. The shadow bugs turned into primids and more came out of the holes in the beast's shell top reforme it's arms. The fighting contiuned but it was clearly hopeless, whenever the we killed all the primds the beast made more and the few hits we were landing on him weren't doing very much. At one point in the fighting Gangey looked over at Muzz and saw him examining the ground again.
"Muzz what the hell are you doing?" yelled out Gangey
"Oh I was just rying to work out why the ground is shaking so much" he said
"Maybe it's because of that" said Gangey pointing at the beast
"Oh yeah that would explain it" ssaid Murray
"Great now that you've figured that out why don't you try and help destroying it"
"Ok" Muzz pulled out his AD and shot at the beat, the blast hit it's shell and bounces off narrowly missing Gangey's head. Gangey let out a sough that was a cross between a growl and a sigh
Meanwhile I was back to back with Link fighting off primids when I noticed something, a few of the gates were still open and smash balls were coming out, they floated towards the beat beofre being absorbed by him
"Link do you think could break one of those smash balls?" I said
"Maybe" said Link, he pulled out his bow and fired a bomb arrow at one, the ball broke and Link began glowing with power.
"OK I said wait for me to break one then use your final smash on that thing" I said and ran off.
I ran up to a primd and stool jump off it's head towards a smash ball, I sliced at it a couple of times thenm broke it with a dolphin slash. Link activated his final smash and charged forwards. The beast looked angry and pounded against the triforce, Link could feel the triforce sturggling againt the things awesome power, but it held. Meanwhile I got into postion, then just as the triforce disappeared and link prepared his final strike, I actived my Final Smash, criticla hit. Both strikes hit the beast at exactly the same time, and it definatly felt it, it let out a deafening roar and fell to the ground.
At that moment the ice holing up the platform broke

The whole mountain collapsed, Bro had moved some of the ice under us before we moved too far and stopped our fall, giga Bowser was far below, but he wasn't alone, Dedede, of all people was attacking it, looking around we saw that mount. Dedede had been severely damaged by the collapse of the other mountain, he wasn't alone, an army of Waddle dees and doos were behind him, Omega was attacked from all sides before doing a Bowser fortress destroying all the waddles, Dedede charged at him with Jet hammer slamming it down on his foot, Omega looked at him, he pointed his arm at him and the bugs started to spin, Dedede was walking away, Omega stood still trying to suck the greedy king in, Dedede ran for it before being cornered, he put his hands over his head and was sucked in, Omega roared, he started to grow and his spines got bigger, Omega looked around, he saw Yoshi, his next target, meanwhile we were speeding down on the ice block, Zeld generating a ball of magic.

Omega walked to yoshi and was about to smash him into a pulp until suddenly mario and luigi jumped infront of him.
mario used a quick mario tornado while luigi threw some fireballs at omega.
Yoshi was unaware what to do at this point.
Suddenly omega starts to absorb in mario, the other brother luigi ws helpless by himself."eeeek" he screamed before runnning away.
Omega noticed Luigi trying to escape so he quickly sped up to catch him.
Omega almost had luigi in his hands when suddenly he noticed something unfamiliar sliding down the moutain.
It was us.
Back on the ice block.
"Damn" i said.
" he saw us" i sighed.
"well i guess we have to fight" said Weldar.

Goron Link threw Zeld off the ice block at a high speed, Zeld then flung his energy ball at Omega but Omega opened his shield at just the right time reflecting it back at him, Zeld dodged quickly but the energy ball smashed into the ice, destroying it knocking us into the snow, Weldar got up, "how can we destroy it, Zeld's energy balls can't even break his shield let alone damage it!"
"Banzai bill?" I said,
"that's a great idea!" Nemarca said, but she noticed I was simply pointing at one, "but how do we get it to hit Omega?" That was when Mewtwo appeared, followed by Ness and Lucas,
"the same way the smash balls were collected!" Lucas said, and the three started concentrating hard, the Banzai bill started to change direction, Omega was already absorbing Solid Snake who'd fired at him with everything he had, Omega then was hit in the face, he grabbed it with one hand, Bowser had bombed him so he absorbed him, Omega looked around for another target noticing Wario who jumped on him and farted, Omega smelt the air for a while and his face went greener before he swallowed Wario in one bite, he then turned and saw a Banzai Bill, he jumped and it passed under him but he noticed another which he ducked away from, Nemarca had an idea, she grabbed me and dropped me on a bill, I sat there for a while then pulled out some brocolli and stuffed it into the exhaust, the bill stopped and started to fall before the brocolli finally burnt away and the bill's rocket exploded firing it right into Omega, before it blew up I noticed the condor again and tried to catch it, Omega growled as the explosion shoock him up but when it stopped it looked no different, Weldar was Samus and was scanning it, "oh no! He's following the rules of an HP boss but he's got a percent, we'll have to undo the fusion!"
"How aboust we use Murray's atomic disassembler, it helped me when 'A' fused with me!" Sheila said, I walked back up to the group, "Murray, we need your atomic disassembler!!"
"Oh I left that at home, I'm using a temporary replacement, the atomic cod launcher!" Everyone's jaw dropped.

At Court...

"Okay, Mr. Bug, you closing statement?" Said the judge,
"I'm just a simple fairy from a world where they're made of food, and I just have this to say, I made the mmicrowave and I should keep whatever I made because if I don't I'll be nothing but a forgotten pioneer, AND I HATE MONDAYS!!!" Yellow said the last part yelled so loud that everyone had to cover their ears,
"I hate Mondays too" Fred said "and Tuesdays bite me, I don't like Mondays"
"ME TOO!" Yellow called "I don't like Mondays!" Fred Fredburger gasped,
"I like nachos, frozen yoghurt and I can spell my own name real good, F-R-E-D-F-R-E-D-B-U-R... G-E-R Fred Fredburger!"
"Wil you two be quiet!" Yelled the judge throwing his hammer at Fred which rebound at Yellow who blasted it with his sub-atomic disassembler but missed, badly, it hit a chandelier which reflected it around the room killing everyone who didn't jump out of the way quick enough and disintergrating Foxy's speech.

This message was edited by Murray3 on Feb 13 2008.

Her I'll show" said Murray
He pulled out something that looked similar to the atmic disassembler and fired it, a fish come out and got implaed on one of Omega spikes, the Ice Climber's condor saw the fish and swooped down to eat it, and got absorbed.
"COME BACK CHICKEN" Murray yelld and began running towards omega but Zeld and Gangey grabbed him beofre he could ge tot far
"Damm what else can we use to suck those guys apart" said Link
"Kirby"said Murray
"That might actually work" I said
But it turned out Murray was actually just pointing somehting out and Kirby was running towards Omega. I quickly spirinted off towards Kirby. Luckily Omega was trying to get the atomic cod off it's shell so it didn't notice Kirby.
"Kirby" I said "We need your help"

Weldar grabbed Kirby and stuffed him into the cod launcher, Zeld created a barrier around Kirby and I fired him, Kirby flew through the air, Omega saw him and breathed fire at him but the barrier managed to hold up until he was within range of Omega, Kirby inhaled Giga stood still, "wait, Giga can't be inhaled or grabbed, we've made a terrible mistake!" Omega stomped on Kirby and his foot absorbed him, Omega didn't get bigger this time but when Meta Knight ran towards Omega the strength of his absorb was so strong Meta was absorbed before getting within range of attack, what could the group do now?

Omega had seen the group now, standing on a cliff on mount Dedede, Omega fired a laser at us, we dodged but the cliff we were on exploded causing it to roll down the mountain, I was sitting in mid-air thinking "maybe I could make an atomic crab launcher, or a dual-wielded atomic crab launcher, but then I could just make a catapult that fired soap but that could be annoying because of the price of the yeast..." We landed on a bulborb, Captain Olimar had used the Pikmin chain and a stick to make it run towards Omega, who's other side was also under attack, Star Fox had got Landmasters and were approaching Omega, they fired all at once but Omega side-stepped, the combined blast destroying the bulborb, Olimar, us and the pikmin landed on the ground, Wolf was also attacking it in a wolfen, after a while giga roared and did a fortress sucking them all in making himself considerably larger, Olimar ran towards Omega but before being absorbed he plucked a new pikmin, white, when Omega absorbed it the poison damaged him so much he was stunned but briefly, Olimar plucked more white pikmin but Omega was smarter, he burned Olimar until he couldn't move before absorbing him, before turning and heading for the edge of the island, the minister was starting to gain dominance.

Omega started walking towards the water surrounding the island but was met by Toon Link on Tetra's ship and the Fire Emblem trio, Toon Link fired the cannons and Ike attempted to quick draw and fell into the sea having barely damaged him, Marth jumped towards Omega who punched him hard but he held his sword before him and said "Doko da!" The strength of Omega's own attack plus one tenth was enough to make him turn around but not before absorbing the ship and its riders, I was looking through my pockets looking for inspiration, "maybe this Smash Ball could be used as a shuriken..." I pondered aloud, everyone's jaw dropped,
"YOU HAD ONE THE WHOLE TIME!?!" Nemarca yelled, Weldar snatched the ball off me and crushed it in his hand, drawing Marth's sword he dashed off at Omega who was having trouble with Lucario, Weldar jumped towards Omega's head, footstool jumping Lucario and avtivating the final smash, Weldar sliced and diced but Omega hardly responded and when the attack was over Weldar was punched just enough to knock him down, Omega glowed yellow charging a smash attack, his head smashed downwards at Weldar who flinched closing his eyes but then he saw Nemarca, jumping before him and taking the blow, she had turned her body to metal using her power but she was completely knocked out and she rolled far away half in the ocean, Weldar's eyes were closed not with fear, but with burning anger, his body was surrounded with shadow bugs and a white cloak came out of nowhere and grew, the hood was down but the two bright white hands grabbed it and pulled it off, underneath was Weldar, his legs completely covered by the bugs and more spiraling around his arms, he swung his fist forward and so did the cloak, punching Omega hard, the battle was on!

This message was edited by Murray3 on Feb 18 2008.

Things were different this time. Last time Master had taken over and I was just watching, but this time I was in full control. I attacked Omega again, as I punched him I felt a small pain in my left hand. I looked down at it, there was a small patch of it missing, the crazy glove, I looked over at Omega and saw it, I white dot deep inside him. In my right hand there was a patch of pure dark energy, the master glove.
Omega let out a mighty roar and a torrent of shadow bugs came swirling out of his arms, the bugs spiraled around before forming into 2 huge primids, I destryed each of them with a single hit before charging right back at him.

Meanwhile everyone else was struggling not to get crushed as the titan's Brawl destoyed more of the island
"We need to save Nem" said Shelia
"But how" said Link, she was knocked pretty far out to sea, it's gonna be hard tol reach her
"We could try to use our powers to part the sea, but I don't think it'll work"
"Hmm said Murray" fishing aroound in his pocket for inspiration again "Maybe I could disassemble the ocean with this subspace disassembler bomb"
Everyone's jaw dropped again
"What?" asked Murray
"God your a moron" murmered Gangey

Sheila grabbed the Subspace disassembler from me, I grabbed it back, Gangey offered me a rock and I threw the bomb behind my back, Zeld flew down and landed on the Masters shoulder, "make an opening and I'll chuck it in there!" I was wrapping bendy sticks around the rock tying it to a branch, thus making a hammer, the Master threw a few crazy bombs at Omega who sidestepped but this left him open for a double finger drill as the hands flew off the Master and smashed hard into Omega, Weldar then clapped his hands together and the hands shone putting Omega to sleep, the hands then did an applaud smashing Omega's head, Omega jumped up high and Bowser bombed the Master holding him down and charging a fireball to disintegrate Weldar with, Omega was just about to belch it when something heavy slammed into him, Link had rolled into a Goron ball and Gangey had slammed my hammer into him, distracted Omega swatted at Link, Weldar shot a finger laser from his own hand, right into Omega's fireball which abruptly exploded knocking him onto Link who was pulled out of the way by Bro who flew his rock around Omega, Link pelting him with ice arrows, Omega did a fortress causing a blizzard freezing everyone but Weldar who grabbed Omega's horns and snapped them off causing him to roar in pain accidentally spitting lava everywhere melting the ice, the horns grew back and Weldar grabbed Omega with the Master's left hand and the harder he squeazed the bigger the flower grew until it was bigger than Omega's head, Link fired a fire arrow at it and it burst into flames, Weldar slammed his fist into Omega and let a gaping hole that quickly rebuilt itself but not fast enough, Zeld threw his bomb through the hole just as it closed...

At court

"time for a ten minute recess, we'll conclude this afterwards!" The judge announced,
"Yellow, you disintegrated my speach, now what do I do?" suddenly Yellow threw a light bulb into the air and flew away, minutes later he returned with a loose tie on, "NOW I'M... YELLOW TEH LAWYER!!!" Foxy slapped himself on the face...

After the recess...

"I sentence you both to fifteen years for armed robbery!" The judge concluded slamming his gaffle,
"Armed robbery?" Asked Foxy confused, Yellow chuckled nervously,
"GIMME THE TIE MAN, GIMME IT!" Yellow yelled at a random person holding a revolver to his face,
"you're freaking crazy man, you're freaking crazy!"
Fortunately Fred Fredburger chose that time to ask if there were a way to heat up his nachoes, Yellow pulled out his microwave "here use this!" Yellow called throwing the microwave (although substantially weaker than the original) to Fred who caught it and cooked his nachos which exploded and Foxy grabbed Yellow who took out an umbrella to protect himself, Foxy tore up the record and started running home, hoping they could act like none of it ever happened...

(So ends the totally nonsensical court case, Gangey'll understand this one best! We made a comic staring Yellow and another character, it started out as going shopping but Yellow naturally blew up the mall and thus they were arrested and Yellow, after stealing the judges wig revealing he was bald, and stealing a tie in the same way, was sentenced to jail along with the other character, if I were him I'd asked to be trialled seperately)

This message was edited by Murray3 on Feb 20 2008.

(I've read through everything on this page, although if there are any pertinent facts/changes made that I should be aware of, if someone could tell me it would be greatly appreciated)

Foxy just stared at the little bug, shaking his head. All this exposure to the twisted un-logic that drives his yellow companion was beginning to take its toll on his sanity. As Yellow buzzed around on his impossibly small wings, the vulpine briefly contemplated exacting revenge.

Foxy shook his head. Bad idea, man. Really bad. For one, Murray would be none to happy about it. And really, it would be impossible. Yellow is, for all intents and purposes, immortal. You go up against this guy, you're bound to be trampled hoardes of irate Wal-Mart employees. And Wal-Mart doesn't even exist in Termina.

So, Foxy just laid back, comfortable in his chair, and Yellow continued to float around the room.

"That sure was a fun trip to the beach, eh Ampersand!?" Yellow screamed into Foxy's ear.

Unfazed, he calmy replied,"It sure was, wasn't it?

"And that's Mister Ampersand to you!"

(YOU... ARE... THE... FOURTH PIECE OF THE TRIFORCE!!!)

Omega infuriated by the attack went right for us knocking the master right out of the way and Bowser Bombing, the small cliff we were standing on was surrounded by his shadow and we flinched ormost of us flinched, Omega's body was beggining to puff up and the shadow bugs were disintegrating but he was going too fast but suddenly someone else jumped in the way, sticking an umbrella out and opening it Omega's attack was slowed just as he blew up, Giga hit the side of the mountain and rolled down, the Ancient Minister and Captain Poly were so light that they were fired away at unknown speeds, we looked at our saviour, it was an Animal Crossing Villager and down on the beach Nemarca was conscious but too weak to move holding on to the fishing hook but before we could say anything he fired a smoke balled from his slingshot and disappeared...

Captain Poly walked through Kongo Jungle, he may have lost his glove and his followers but he'd gained something new, he walked along but as he did he looked at his hand which changed into a stubby flap then into a spike, meanwhile Link and Co. were heading back to the location of the portal, Nemarca was still hurt but she was walking around now sat down on Foxy's couch and picked up a Wii-mote and Nunchuck turning on the Wii and playing Smash Bros, Foxy and Yellow were also around, Foxy was sitting at his computer possibly going on a website he hadn't been on in months, Yellow was chewing through an extension cord and all seemed well.

This message was edited by Murray3 on Feb 25 2008.

(I suppose this is where we begin the next saga, with force fields and those, uh, shadow space creatures...Jegaxtii or something? Wow, I created them, and I can barely remember how to spell them.Good luck trying to pronouce it!)

It was early morning, and the sun was just daring to peak it's head over the horizon. Not that Foxy could tell, however, being several thousand feet below the sea. That would have been capitalized, but the vulpine was still incredibly tired, and his wrist was sore from Smash Bros the previous night. Injured or not, Nemarca was still badass at that game.

Stifling a potentially noisy yawn, he tiptoed through his living room, taking care not to disturb his companions who had the good fortune to still be unconcious. Foxy made it to the kitchen, before letting out a sigh. Don't they have their homes of their own?, he wondered idly.

While he didn't really mind the fact that it was like a constant party, all these borders were seriously depleting his food stores. And, as he found out the hard way, being a "World Saviour" doesn't pay as much as it used to. Murray had offered everyone pudding, but Foxy had politely turned it down. Not that he didn't trust the guy...he just didn't trust the pudding, not anymore.

Foxy shuddered before entering kitchen. Kivvi, looking no better than he did, was already up, as was Nemarca and Weldar. Kivvi monotonously shovelled some generic looking cereal, which Foxy didn't even realize he had, into her mouth while staring at the back of the box. Weldar was just behind her at the stove, frying up what smelled like eggs and bacon next to Nemarca. It made the vulpine's mouth water, but he realized that it was probably only for himself and his wife. Dispirited, Foxy grabbed a bowl from the cupboard and grudgingly poured himself some of the cereal.

Kivvi, concentraion now broken, looked accross the table. "You never did tell me how you came to live here. I mean, this plaith ith amazing, and, no offenth, you couldn't have built it yourthelf."

Foxy smirked,"I don't know. I found it?" He was in no state of mind to be explaining that. It was far to early.

Kivvi was not satisfied, but her follow-up question was interrupted by Nemarca nearly stumbling backwards into the table. Thankfully, Weldar mangaged catch her shoulders and steady her balance.

"I told you. Please, go back to bed and lie down." Weldar softly cautioned her,"I'll bring breakfast when it's ready"

"But, I'm fi-" another wave of vertigo hit, and she realized that she was not, in fact, fine."Y-you're right. I'll go."

Weldar kissed her forehead, then helped her down the hallway. Minutes later he returned, and tapped Foxy on the shoulder. "Hey," he turned his head back,"What do you think the odds are of all of us actually getting a day off?"

Almost as if it was out of spite, a phone started ringing, waking most of the sleepers in the living room. Foxy snickered, in a morbid sort of way, and turned his attention back to his bowl.

"Not bloody likely"

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Foxy then realised "where's Zeld?" He asked,
"Weren't you paying attention? He took the day off at the Stock Pot!" Kivvi answered,
"That bastard, he didn't even invite us!" Foxy yelled spitting half-chewed cereal over the table causing Kivvi to move one seat over but Zeld was about to find out that his break wasn't going to be so relaxing, a sudden scream woke the dark mage from his slumber, "BRO!" He yelled before remembering his brother wasn't here and thus couldn't have woken him, he walked out of his room and walked outside to the verander where he realised who screamed and why, the bell was missing and a big hole was where it once was Zeld looked around, "where could it have gone?" He asked Kafei pointed out to another smaller hole, "oh, thanks..." Zeld flew away following the holes, it wasn't until he was half-way out of Termina that he finally found the bell, "now why the hell would someone steal an old bell that is so old it clangs rather than chimes?" Zeld flew towards it to pick it up but his arms went right throuh it, suddenly it flickered and was replaced with someone he'd never met before but had an oddly familiar voice, "I knew you'd come, you didn't honestly think you'd saved up those rupees yourself, I beamed them into your wallet and made the Stock Pot add come on at that exact second, now's time for my revenge!"
"Who are you?" Zeld asked,
"you don't recognise me? I'm surprised it was you who did this to me but I guess you never saw the results of your actions..." Zeld was still listening with his guard up when suddenly he heard a loud noise, a humongous metallic pillar fell right into the Ikana tower, Zeld was knocked over by the shockwave it caused, he flew towards it but suddenly was electocuted, he noticed another had landed in the ocean, one in the Deku palace and one in the small Goron city in the mountains, Zeld looked at it but laughed, "I may not know who you are, but you seem to know alot about me and you should know that Zeldman has portal generating abilities!" Zeld attempted to open a portal but couldn't, he strained his magic but his magic just didn't seem to want to work, he looked back at the hologram,
"my barriers are generating a magic blocking field, nothing can get in or out, other than..." The hologram pointed up, Zeld noticed its arm was mechanical as its robe fell down,
"QOYUL! I knew I recognised that voice, I thought I melted you down to nothing!" Zeld yelled,
"ah! But you did! But my arm downloaded my mind and memory and sent the data back to my mothership where a spare body was built and now I'm going to remake my near immortal army, kill you and for good measure destroy your planet!" Zeld suddenly remembered Qoyul had pointed somewhere, looking above the force field he saw a small sphere dropping off numbers of black and white insectoid aliens all over Clock-Town...

(the background radiation of the generators cause the Dekus to mutate and the Zora's to lose their minds, the Gorons shells also start to change and become a new mineral that grows and eats through everything other than the Gorons themselves, go in this order: Valley, Swamp, Mountain, Ocean feel free to have Jack and Dadark help Zeld)

This message was edited by Murray3 on Feb 25 2008.

(Wait, I forgot. Is Zeldman taking on all generators by himself, or is he fending off Qoyul while the others attempt that? If it's the latter, then I propose the group splits up, so that, while we write the events in the order you specified, in the contect of the story everything happens simultaneously. Or, if not, then nevermind.)

Everyone was tired, hungry, and beligerent as they hurried down the tunnel connecting to the Clock Tower's base. There are no breaks for heroes, it seems. They just wanted to get this over with. Something just felt a little...off.

Link was especially disturbed, but could not say why. There was a chill at the base of his neck, and it only became more noticeable as they approached the exit. He turned his head and saw Foxy running next to him. His face was unreadable, and Link figured that something was bothering him too.

Weldar was staying behind, at Link's behest. He needed to take care of Nemarca, who now was running a high fever, and Link reassured him that they would be fine without him. At least, Link prayed to the goddesses that they wouldn't.

Sheila had taken point, and was just about at the end. Faint noises echoed off the cylindrical walls, slowly growing louder. She rounded up the staircase while the rest of the Chains stalled underneath the gears of the giant timepiece. They could now make out what the noises were. Screaming, lot's of screaming, and incessant mettallic scraping almost overpowering the flood of retreating footsteps.

Sheila carefully nudged one of the doors opened. She peered through the crack, and immediately jumped backwards, drawing her weapons, as the door slammed shut in front of her. A white object, closely resembling a scythe, was protruding through the wood.

That was when Link heard it. The shriek, the ear-piercing wail coming from outside. It was like an inhuman battlecry of sorts. His eyes widened as realization struck him like a brick to the head. He heard Foxy curse beside him, undoubtedly coming to the same conclusion as he.

"Oh no...", Link's hand quivered madly as he drew his sword. "Not again..."

(Zeld takes out the generators, the rest fight the Jegaxtii but have trouble, Zeld goes to the four compass points and after dealing with the natives attempts to shut down or destroy all the towers he can but the chains inside the barrier aren't alone, eventually the Squad shows up (proof their base is inside Clock-Town))

Zeld looked angrilly at Qoyul he shot a small energy blast at the holographic generator which broke, he then flew off into Ikana Canyon, the shield barrier was protecting itself on the outside but it was weak, Zeld saw how it fluxuated at times before repairing itself, Zeld flew up to the top of the tower, he had to test something, grabbing a redead from a specific ledge he threw it at the barrier, it sparked it causing it to explode, Zeld grabbed another but this time he noticed, when the redead touched the barrier the rest of it would shut down in order to give it enough power, Zeld grabbed the last redead and threw it and flew through the other side of the barrier, but for how he'd get out, eh, he'd cross that bridge when he came to it.

I was walking around Clock-Town, it was early in the morning but I had found that if I tried hard enough I could walk up the slide (no I didn't figure this out for real just now!!!) and sliding down was fun, I had been up all night doing it suddenly I heard a pop, a black and white swirling insectoid had just landed on Tingle's balloon and was ready to eat him but I intervened, I fired my atomic disassembler the blast hit the creature where its cheeck would be but the skin was tough and only a small layer of its exoskelaton disappeared, Tingle and I ran for it...

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