Banjo: I don't give a care about my annoying little sister. Myabe if she wasn't so "good looking", maybe she wouldn't get kidnapped.

Banjo, then, punches Bottles in the face again, wraps him in a mole claw-proof blanket, digs a hole, throws Bottles in it and then fills it up again.

Kazooie: That'll teach you Goggleboy!

bottles then died of oxygen deprivation

Banjo, Kazooie and the rest of the peoples celebrated that the annoyence, Bottles, is finally dead.

Unfortunately bottles had gottne a job at a cloning factory and efore he died he cloned himself 663646643874146647364873264736874665482654 times, and all the clones got angry and turned evil

then banjo called on kratos the god of war (the guy in the middle of my sig if you were wondering) to stop the bottles and he stepped out of the heavens and decimated them.....

...all except for the Almighty Super Skeleton Undead Robot Bottles clone #1. It was a gruesome fight and both battlers would not quit. Kratos hacked and slashed at A.S.S.U.R.B. but he dodged his attacks with ease. Eventually, Kratos slashed A.S.S.U.R.B.'s arm off and green blood flew everywhere---until A.S.S.U.R.B.'s arm grew back! Now what will Kratos do?!

hack and slash until he got tired and called in dante (left side in sig) and the prince of persia (you geussed it hes the one on the right) to finish the jobthe prince slashed and dante shot until the finally blew it up....

Everything was covered with green blood and gore...After Kratos, Dante and Prince disappeared, Banjo and Kazooie tried to celebrate at a nearby strip club but...

it was a gay bar for old men (ewwwwwww........ shudder......) ........

So banjo pulled kazooie out of his pack and using her as a gun blew the whole place up with grenade eggs. But then they got arrested and but in jail

where they got butt raped

By the same old men who were doing drugs in the Strip Club. Then...

They went through downtown city and saw a guy selling jiggies. So, they bought one. But then the jiggie started doing weird things and it...

blew up. Then...

Banjo had to go to hospital to get surgery but he couldn't afford it as he spent all his money on the exploding jiggy. So in an attmpt to make money kazooie.....