You have to destroy ME! Then The Real mumbo will fall out! HEHE! But you cant destroy me!

Banjo: Sure we can

Mumbo: You cant! Im the MIGHTY MUMBO EVIL!


Banjo: Lets do this...

But just to confuse things more the real mumbo falls out.
Evil Mumbo: This is the real mumbo.
Mumbo Evil: But he will die in one shot.
Evil Mumbo: Because we put a spell on him
Mumbo Evil: If you kill him you will be trapped in here for ever.
Evil Mumbo: To free mumbo you have to kill us both.
The room starts spinning and soon banjo and kazooie cant tell who the real mumbo is.

Banjo: What should we do.
Kazooie: Just shoot
Banjo: Okay

Kazooie: Hey, look! Humba Wumba's naked!
(Banjo shoots grenade egg, hitting both evil Mumbos who are distracted)
Mumbo: How did bird figure that out?
Kazooie: I knew you had no interest in her, Skull Boy - it was a no brainer.
Banjo: Let's get out of here now.

So, they ran, but then they found...

they found mingy jongo blocking the way out.

Mingy Jongo: hahaha! now you will die!
Banjo: oh no.. i'm scared... all these fake mumbo's.
Mingy Jongo: but i'm not mumbo, i'm mingy jongo!
Kazooie: Duh, we can see your metal...
Banjo: We need fire then...
Kazooie: melt this skull headed fake!
(Banjo shoots fire egg at mingy jongo)
MJ: aah! i'm melting! im melting! aaaaarrrgh!
kazooie: what a weirdo... that egg wasn't even on fire...

they walked out and then...

For no apparent reason the creature that looks like a jiggy but isn't spat them out.
the creature that looks like a jiggy but isn't : Now you must fight me.
Banjo: But why did you spit us out?
the creature that looks like a jiggy but isn't: Shut up and fight

kazooie grabs hold of the jiggy look a like and puts it in a nearby jiggy puzzle on the wall.

jiggy look a like: hey, get me down bird brain...
kazooie: shut up jiggy puff!
jiggy look a like: wrong game idiot!
kazooie: i said jiggy not jiggly, goldmember!

they walk off.

Bump

Into a new level they had opened when they put the creature that looks like a jiggy but isn't into the jigsaw puzzle. This level is called ......

average everylevel

yes its sucks but im not creative

and in this levl there was a horrible monster called

joe everybadguy.....

But to Banjo and Kazooie's surprise, he was weaker than Mingy Jongo. Joe slowly lunged at Banjo.

Banjo-He missed...By a mile What a loser
Joe-Hey! Screw you

Joe gets a little faster and jumps at Banjo again. He missed...again.

Kazooie-Hey, Banjo! Let's have a little fun with this loser. Pssspsspspspspssptstpsp(whispering)

Banjo got into position. Kazooie popped out of Banjo's backpack again.

Kazooie-Hey! Joe Everybadloser! YOU SUCK
Banjo-Ya, Poopface!
Kazooie-Poopface? What the hell kind of insult was that!?
Banjo-Ah...Shut your mouth, Birdbrain.
Kazooie-Whatever!

Joe started running toward Banjo. Banjo jumped out of the way quickly and Joe fell. While Joe was picking himself up off the ground, Kazooie shot a clockwork Kazooie egg out. The CW Kazooie ran towards Joe and jumped on his back. Joe didn't notice but he ran at Banjo again.

Banjo-5...4...3...2...1...Bye bye, Joe!

The CW Kazooie exploded and Killed Joe instantly.

Kazooie-Ok, now what?

Banjo-Let's wait for the next writer!

B and K wait for a while.

Kazooie-YOU AND YOUR STUPID IDEAS!

Banjo-Hehehe...

Kazooie-YOU ARE NOT AN ANGEL!

Banjo:
Kazooie: Grrrr
Kazooie: Stupid angel I kill you
Banjo: Kazooie whats going on

Kazooie has turned into super devil kazooie whail banjo has turned in to angelic banjo. But this makes them sworn enmys and must fight!!!!

This message was edited by Weldar on Apr 04 2007.

but then they got bored and went to sleep

kazooie:zzzzzzzz
banjo:zzzzzzzz
kazooie:zzzzzzzz
banjo:zzzzzzzz

When they woke up, they were back to normal. Unfortunately, Bottles pops up out of nowhere.

Bottles: Hey Banjo, want to play another game of Dirtopoly?
Banjo: .....I hate the guy(whispering to Kazooie).

Banjo punches Bottles in the face and then leaves.

Bottles then returns saying he knows where tootie dissappeared to. But, banjo punches him to go back to sleep.
In the morning, bottles comes back to tell him, and this time banjo doesn't punch him.