fired a Happy Egg at him, which Mumbo had given to them; this had the effect of making him cheerful instead of grumpy, so he left them alone.

So, then they started looking for jiggies on Blitzkrieg Isle, but then suddenly something barely missed them as it whizzed past.

"What was that?" asked Banjo
"Probably Blubber Guts crashing the saucer of peril" commented Kazooie
Banjo looked around and saw a cannonball on the ground.
"Get under cover!" he shouted, as he saw a bunch of cannonballs coming towards them.
From behind a rock, they saw a large pirate ship, and a voice was heard: "Ahaar! I be Captain Blackeye! I come to get my revenge on the bear who didn't buy me that glass of water in Jolly's, and stole me two doubloons "
"Wow" said Kazooie, "he does harbour grudges, doesn't he? "
Blackeye rowed ashore in a boat, and said: "Bear and bird, prepare to meet your end; behind you is my army"
Banjo and Kazooie turned and saw...

Every Charecter from ever banjo game turned evil

Mumbo: Mumbo enjoy destroying bear and bird

Wumba: Mumbo is amateur. Wumba kill them better

Mumbo: Wumba should take that back. Mumbo is master. Mumbo get them.

Banjo (looking around): Kazooie? Where's she gone?

Bottles: Banjo, it would appear that you are on your own now, so now it looks like you're for it.

Captain Blubber: Avast me hearties! I will kill the bear!

Mystery Voice: Ha! Says who, someone who's afraid to swim?

Captain Blubber: Avast! Who said that?

Mystery Voice: It was Heggy!

Heggy: Cluck! Heggy say so such thing! Quit that slander!

Mystery Voice: Yep, Master Jiggywiggy needs to shut up and quit slandering others.

Jiggywiggy: The great one has slandered no one. Now, I will show you the way to kill the bear!

Mystery Voice: (sarcastic): Oh, yeah - the "great one" will show us how to kill the bear. He needed me to get a spider out of his temple last week. Coward

Jiggywiggy: The great one is not amused. I say that was you, Heggy!

Heggy: Cluck! All lies!

Mumbo: It's that Humba Wumba! She dissenter!

Wumba: Shut it!

Mumbo: You shut up yourself!

Bovina: Both of you shut up! I will swat the bear like a fly!

Mystery voice: Yeah, that'll work - not!

Bovina: That was definitely Heggy!

Heggy: Cluck! Not Heggy! I say it was Motzhand!

Motzhand: Motzhand busy playing his organ with ease. I said nothing; now, follow me on the keys as I...

Mystery Voice: BORING!

Mumbo: Mumbo tell you - it was Humba!

Humba: Shut up!

Mystery Voice: Yeah, it was Humba!

Jiggywiggy: It's that blasted Heggy!

Mrs. Bottles: How about Nabnut? I notice he's more interested in eating his nuts again.

Nabnut: AM NOT! TAKE THAT BACK!

Bottles: Don't talk to my wife like that!

Mystery voice: Your wife is ugly!

Bottles: That's it! Nobody says that to my wife, even though I recently deprogrammed her from my brother's mind control - no thanks to Banjo

Msyery voice: You think you're so clever!

Mumbo: It Wumba!

Mrs. Bottles: Leave my friend Wumba alone; we're in the Isle O' Hags book club together - it was that squirrel.

Jiggywiggy: IT'S HEGGY! FOR THE LAST TIME!

Wumba: Take that, Wumba teach Mumbo to insult her!

Heggy: CLUCK! (starts pecking Jiggywiggy)

Soon, everyone was fighting while Banjo watched - then suddenly from behind a rock, Kazooie appeared, and Banjo realised then that Kazooie was the one who had been insulting them.

"Well, you could have told me beforehand " Banjo said, before grudgingly thanking his partner.
"Blackeye probably used one of Grunty's spells - or something" said Kazooie as they ran away from the riot that was taking place.
"Well, let's follow this sign" said Banjo, seeing a sign that said "PAWNO'S SPELL BOOK EMPORIUM".
The shop was closed, since Pawno was brawling with the other brainwashed characters, but they managed to break the window and enter. The first thing they saw when they got inside was...



This message was edited by GavLuvsGA on Nov 04 2006.

Cheato. Cheato said to banjo and kazooie you are in grave danger grunty and blackeye have teamed up and now grunty is more powerful then ever. There is only one thing that can stop them a cheat called. Suddenly cheato erupted in a ball of flames. Banjo and Kazooie turned around and saw grunty. Hello bear and bird she said there is no escape now its time for you to die. And she fired her super indistructable spell at banjo and kazooie.

but Banjo and Kazooie ran out of the way, and the spell reflected off a mirror and hit grunty, then her bones flew everywhere
Kazooie:... wow, that was easier than I thought...

Banjo: yhea, too easy...

then they heard a voice, and they turned around, and it was...

Grunty!

"I fooled you by creating a double!
Now, bear and bird are both in trouble!" she rhymed.

She then put up a shield to protect her from being accidentally hit by her own spells.

"Coward" muttered Kazooie.

Then Grunty...

Began creating copies of herself. Soon the room was full of gruntys. Each of these copies are just as powerful as the real me. Said grunty.

"uh oh" said Banjo

"don't worry, I got this one covered" wishpered Kazooie

"LOOK! IT'S MUMBO, AND HE'S CHARGING UP A HUGE SPELL!" said Kazooie

"where?!" said all the Gruntys

then Banjo and Kazooie escaped while they weren't looking

"wow" said Banjo "that works for playing poker and escaping evil whiches!"

then while they were walking, they found a jiggy

"what should we do with it?" said Banjo

"I don't know, we don't need it right now" said Kazooie

so they...

put it in Banjo's backpack. Little did they know, however, that is wasn't a jiggy - it was a mysterious creature that disguises itself as a jiggy. This creature was known as the...

The creature that looks like a jiggy but isn't. Suddenly the creature that looks like a jiggy but isn't leaped out of banjos back pack. "I am the creature that looks like a jiggy but isn't, prepare to die", it said. THe jiggy began to grow soon it was bigger than anything banjo or kazooie had ever seen. Then it swallowed banjo and kazooie whole

Inside the belly of the creature that looks like a jiggy but isn't...

Kazooie: This is another fine mess you've gotten us into, Banjo...

Banjo: Oh, I'm sorry, Kazooie!

Suddenly, they heard a voice: Hey, you two! I think I know how to get out!

They turned, and saw someone else inside the belly of the creature that looks like a jiggy but isn't. It was...

(Notice my subtle reference to a certain comedy duo?)

It was master jiggywiggy's disiple who gaurded the door to the temple. What are you doing here asked banjo. Well he explained, the creature that looks like a jiggy but isn't used to live inside the temple but grunty did a spell to turn it evil, it burst out of the temple and swallowed me. Wait asked kazooie where was the creature when we went to the temple in the second game and why weren't you turned evil by grunties spell like everyone else. Well the creature lives under the crystal jiggy so you didn't see it and he swallowed me before gruntys cast her splell to make everyone evil and the creature is magic proof so I wasn't affected. So how do we escape asked banjo? All you have to do is.......

Press the big red butten that says "this will turn everything nomal!". But its guarded by evil monsters... And its on fire, so you have to find some way to make it cool by...

Using mumbo.
Kazooie: Mumbo is here.
Doorman: yes he has a skull in every level and this is a new level,. In fact to reach mumbo you will have to find 10 jiggys.
So they did. THey was a jiggy themed world and everything was jiggy shaped which made finding jiggies annoying but they did it.
Banjo: Now lets go see mumbo.

But mumbo was missing...
kazooie: Where the heck is mumbo?
*evil mumbo falls comes down from no where*
evil mumbo: I have kid napped mumbo! Now you will all die!
There was only 1 way to beat him and that was...