One fine day, Banjo and Kazooie were taking a walk along the Spiral Mountain path...

Banjo: Come on Kazooie! Its an nice day!

Kazooie: Gargh... I dont want too walk!

Banjo: you should! Come on!

Kazooie: Grr... okay.

Later Banjo and Kazooie walked further and ...

they met Grunty.

"Oh no " said Kazooie

Grunty replied: "I can't go on a walk in peace -
I run into a bear full of fleas "

"Take that back, witch! " shouted Banjo, "I am certified flea-less "

"And he's bought his stupid bird
With less brains than lemon curd! " Grunty continued.

"I can't believe you got resurrected again " Kazooie complained.

Then...

Then she said: Heh! My lair is finnaly done again! Now i will take Revanche!

Banjo: Do you never give up??

Grunty: I will, until i have destroyed you!

Kazooie: Ok, Lets prepare us Banjo, for the next adventure!

Grunty: See yan later dumb bear an bird!

*music theme*

Then Gruntilda runs off and trips over a Branch, but before Banjo and Kazooie can catch her, she uses a teleport spell.

Banjo says: "Well, what now?"

"Let's go and see Goggle Boy!" replied Kazooie

"No, I say Jamjars will help more!" said Banjo

"NO! GOGGLE BOY! "

"SHUT UP KAZOOIE! I AM BETTER THAN YOU! "

So, they settle the argument by...

Kazooie: Jamjars taught me the Split up! So i may leave!

Banjo: But Bottles was sensible enough to hold us together!

Kazooie: Grrr...! Lets go to both of them then....

Later...

Banjo and Kazooie say around while Bottles and Jamjars argued over who should help them.

Bottles: Sorry, Bro, but I think I can help them
No hard feelings

Jamjars: SHUT UP! I, YOUR SUPERIOR BROTHER, WILL HELP THEM

Bottles: I would like to help...

Jamjars: I SAID SHUT UP! NOW, GET OUT!

Bottles: This is my house actually!
Mrs. Bottles: Do as he says

Bottles: No

Jamjars: *Hits Bottles hard* NOW, IF YOU DON'T GET OUT THIS INSTANT, THERE WILL BE MORE OF THAT!

Mrs. Bottles: Bottles, get out!

Bottles: I wil NOT be ordered around in my own home!

Mrs. Bottles: JAMJARS IS YOUR SUPERIOR. YOU WILL OBEY HIM!

Banjo: Er, I think maybe you should show some consideration for Bottles...

Mrs. Bottles: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!

Kazooie (whispering): This is completely uncharacteristic - I think Jamjars has gone power mad, and he's done something to Mrs. Bottles.

Bottles: *Hits Jamjars hard*

Jamjars: YOU DARE HIT THE ALMIGHTY JAMJARS?

Banjo: Okay, cool down!

Jamjars: SHUT UP!

Banjo: Let's let him have it!

(They fire eggs at Jamjars and Mrs. Bottles, stunning them)

Speccy and Goggles (appearing): Waaah! What's all the shouting about?

Banjo: Don't worry - your mother and Uncle Jamjars are just tired!

They dragged Mrs. Bottles out.

Bottles: Where are you taking her?

Kazooie: To Skull Boy; feel free to come with us if you want.

Bottles: Fine; come along, kids. Your mother will be fine.

"This is all your fault for arguing with me, Kazooie! " said Banjo - we should have left Jamjars out of this"

"Don't have a go at me" replied Kazooie.

"Okay, enough of this!" yelled Bottles "Now, listen to me - I know a move no one else does, and its dangerous. I will only teach you it in extreme circumstances. If I hear any more squabbling, I will use it on you! "

"Sorry" said Banjo and Kazooie.

So, they got to Mumbo and showed her Mrs. Bottles.

Mumbo: Ah, I see what Jamjars has done to her - he used this to control her. He wanted to get her to divorce Bottles so he could marry her.

Kazooie: How on earth did you get all that, Skull Boy?

Mumbo: He told me last night while he was drunk

Mumbo pulled an object out of Mrs. Bottles' neck; it was a bug of some sort.

"Mumbo hate to tell you this" said Mumbo, "but this device was created by Witch "

"I might have guessed that, Skull Boy " replied Kazooie.

"But here's the thing" said Mumbo, putting the tiny bug under his microscope spell; if you look at this ... you'll see that the bug was assembled wrong. Look, Mumbo compare it with another one of Witch's authentic bugs".

"Boring " said Kazooie

"KAZOOIE " scolded Banjo "what are you trying to say, Mumbo?"

"Mole stole this bug from Witch" said Mumbo "he must want to take over world himself".

"Jamjars v Grunty" muttered Kazooie, "whoever wins - we lose "

Mumbo added: "Mumbo suggest you go to..."

This message was edited by GavLuvsGA on Oct 05 2006.

This message was edited by GavLuvsGA on Oct 05 2006.

This message was edited by GavLuvsGA on Oct 05 2006.

beat them up like they do in every adventure

Kazooie replied: "Well, duh, Skull Boy - but don't we need new moves or something?"

Mumbo gave them a new move, which was called...

oh give me the hard 1
mumbo:me mumbo best shaman in game give bear and bird speicial move not even bottles or jamjars know it called spear throw kazooie (needs a better name) banjo pulls kazooie out of his bag and tosses her she keeps air by continuously pressing (A) but it fades down in 20 seconds and it uses up 5 feathers to perform

Then they used it enter the previously inaccessible area, which was known as...

Boobybump cave.

Kazooie: Heh, this place has a funny name.

Banjoe: Shut up your birdy beak! I hear something.

The sound was coming down from a long cave, the sound was a wierd bumping noise. It was caused by...

a earthquake Boobybump cave (hehehe) was colapsing banjo got kazooie 2 do the fast run kazooie didnt have much time 2 make it to the next room where is was safe she jumped and made it inside was a jiggy and the key 2 the first lvl called ........

blitzkrieg isle where they ran into a boss called.....

Grumpy Monkey.

What do you two here?! says the Grumpy Monkey.

Err... We wanted to find some jiggy's and notes... yeah that ist it, said banjo.

Notes huh? Jiggy's? You first have to fight me to open this level...

So they...