A and B

hundreds of each of them, banjo didn't know what to do, tammie decided to help by

A) own

Eating them all

Banjo: Oh Tammie, you're pretty good. How can you eat so much?
Tammie: I don't know but I have won every annual pie eating contest in my home town for the past 15 years.
Banjo: Wow, that's cool. Anyway, lets go and get Grunty so we can get Kazooie and maybe turn me back to normal.
Tammie: I don't know, you look pretty good the way you are.
Banjo: Tammie!!!
Tammie: Oh OK, lets go.
But then suddenly out of a massive pool of lava that magically appeared in the middle of the floor there came.
A: Chilly Billy
B: Chilli Willi
C: There less famous sister Silly Chillee
D: Grunty's head on a stick
E: A gopher
F: An enormous pig with a baked potato for its heart

F...lol and A

so the pig came out and banjo said

Banjo: Ha are supposed to face him?

(tammie came out of banjo's heart)

Tammie: uhh. banjo..

Chilly Billy came and ate the pig

Billy: sorry that's was my lunch now i'm going to eat you whole!

Tammie: try and eat us you know love is sour to fire!

Banjo: yea what tammie said!

Billy: oh yea (uses flamethrower on them)

Tammie and Banjo: ha you failed!

Billy: ugh i feel ill but strong!

Banjo: you can't hit us!

Billy: (eats them)

Banjo: great now we have to fix him inside huh?

Tammie: yea i guess so but we can't leave his body. It seems that the pig is affecting him.

Banjo: how where is it?

Tammie: don't know but we could find kazooie or kazoo here.

so they went searching for the pig until

A) they see grunty
B) acid comes at them
C) white blood cells came at them
D) a BIG sluge monster(that infects the body)

B)


Suddenly, stomach acid starts rising swiftly and without warning throughout the cholesterol encrusted inner bowels!!


Tootie: I think a sarcastic comment would be too obvious at this time!!

Banjo: [sarcasm]I think it would be exemplatory if we sped away from death if we so marrily have the time!!![/sarcasm]

All of a sudden, Kazoo pops out of nowhere and...


a) magically teleports them out of the eerie organs

b) takes too long and the stomach acid mutates them both

c) other

A)

Kazooie: Teleport!
Banjo: Wow, Kazooie! How did you do that?
Kazooie: That's a secret, Banjo! I will not reveal the answer until later!
Banjo: Where are we?
They look around. They are...

A) Two feet away from where they previously were
B) At McJiggy's
C) Riding the Flume of Doom at Witchy World
D) In the Rock Solid nightclub from Conker's Bad Fur Day

B

here, they decided to

A) order some Jiggy Nuggets and Fries
B) order a Jiggy Burger and Fries
C) argue about what they wanted to order
D) Chase Wally the Walrus, who was also there, saying "we want to order you! "
E) other

C)

Kazooie: Right, Mr. Brain dead employee...
Employee: Duuuuh - What's brain dead? What's an employee?
Kazooie: Never mind, fool. We'll have Jiggy Nuggets and Fries
Banjo: Please excuse my friend's rudeness. We'll have a Jiggy BURGER and Fries
Kazooie: Ignore the bear!
Banjo: But I hate Jiggy Nuggets You know I do
Kazooie: I WANT JIGGY NUGGETS!
Banjo: Don't raise your voice
Kazooie: SHUT UP, BANJO!

What happens?

A) They start arguing and all the people behind them get really mad at them for keeping them waiting
B) They end up fighting and get kicked out
C) Grunty bursts in and jumps the queue in front of them
D) They see Big Al and Salty Joe at the back of the kitchen, so they decide to go elsewhere to get their dinner

C

Grunty: i'll have two jiggy burgers and jiggy nuggets and hold the pickles!

Employee: ok that will be $7.50.

Grunty: here!

Employee: thanks and enjoy!

Banjo: hey we were in front of you!

Grunty: too bad and guess what they were the last ones too!

Kazooie: that's it!!!

Big fight broke out...

People: come on get your order and get out! were hungry!

Kazooie: Shut up you...

Banjo: Kazooie!!!!!

Then manager comes...

Manager: That's it!!!!

Kicks BK and Grunty out of McJiggy's

Grunty: see you fools later!!!

Kazooie: *bleep* *bleep* you *bleep*!!!!!

Banjo: Now what?

Tammie: hey Banjo want to share?

shows them the bag of food they bought

Kazoo: here kazooie.

Tammie: here banjo.

(banjo and kazooie eats the food that they give them)

BK: hey thanks!

Tammie: um banjo i have something to tell you.

Banjo: what?

Tammie: i'm carring your child.

Banjo: WWWWWWWWWhhhhhaaaaaaattttttttt!!!!!!

Tammie: some how when kazooie teleported you out i kind of got spewed by sludge. although you gril thing wore off i got pregnant.

Kazooie: aw banjo you're lucky! having a kid of your own. Banjo you're going to be a father!

Banjo: I don't know what to say!

Kazooie: you two stay home i don't want you to get hurt!

Tammie: thanks kazooie

Banjo: we should be after grunty

Kazooie: leave her be! we'll be after her tomorrow!(since she has a girfriend)

Banjo: i have a feeling that something is wrong?

Kazooie: what is?

Someone: halt Banjo! you took my girl, tammie!

Banjo: who are you?

A) Tommy
B) Brak
C) Sam
D) Alex

C

Sam: my name is Sam and you going down!
Banjo: bring it! *throws fist and-
Announcer: the following fight that is about to take place is to violent for even an A rated game, we will entertain you with some easy listening oldies music until the fight is over
*soft oldies music starts playing*
Announcer: OMG, you should see this! blood flying eyerywhere! oh no not in the feathers! Feathers flying, blood spilling, and fur floating folks! oh thats gotta hurt alright I think the fight is over now...
*music stops, shows Banjo grabbing Sams tongue and Kazooie about to bite it for half a second then goes blank, music starts again*
Announcer: sorry about that folks...
*one minute passes*
Announcer: whew! its finally over...

*shows Banjo approaching Sam, he grabs him by the neck to find Sam slipped out of his costume revealing that Sam was

A) actually short for Samantha
B) a hundred eyed alian with six tentacles
C) other

B

Sam: Huh, puny Earthling. You thought you could win.
Banjo: Well, yeah.
Sam: Oh, OK. But anyway, I'm very angry. And when I'm angry I call my friends to invade your planet.
Kazooie: And how many friends to you have?
Sam: One...
Banjo and Kazooie fall to the floor laughing
Sam: What's so funny. Right, that's it. I'm calling my friend.
So Sam pulls out a phone and calls
A: George Bush
B: Osama Bin Laden
C: A drunk Irishman with three legs and six fingers
D: A giant robot with a head shaped like a cheeseburger, hands shaped like burger patties, fingers shaped like sausages, to omlettes for eyes, a carrot nose (had to have something healthy), really long musk sticks for legs, and an enormously oversized, enlargened, huge, big and enormous chocolate block for a body with a gun that shoots peanuts and coconuts and a sword made of a sharpened *insert long, thin sticky food in here (make sure it's not healthy)* called Food Man.
E: Other

Sorry about Option D, i'm just about to have lunch and I'm really hungry!!!

thats okay Cause I'm gonna use it

D: A giant robot with a head shaped like a cheeseburger, hands shaped like burger patties, fingers shaped like sausages, two omlettes for eyes, a carrot nose, really long musk sticks for legs, and an enormously oversized chocolate block for a body with a gun that shoots peanuts and coconuts and a sword made of a sharpened candy cane called Food Man. (seriously, you can suck a candy cane down to an incredibly sharp point)

Banjo: sweet, lets eat!
Kazooie: Yeah!
Sam: Foolish Humans! even if you could devour his incredibly hard and flavored titanium body, you would never survive the high amount of cholesterol and sugary goodness!
Kazooie: Drat!
Banjo: hes right...

what happened next?

A) own
B) other

A

Kazooie: lets call...

Banjo: ok we will

Sam: what is gonig on? tommy(his friend) get him!

Tommy: ROOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!

BK: happy halloween!

Tommy: huh?

Grunty: ha food! here i come! thanks BK!

Tommy got eaten by grunty

Grunty: aaaaahhhh! now to go back to my boyfriend!

(grunty leaves)

Sam: nooooo! my poor friend now i'm going to kill you!!!!

(gets out mega B.O.B.)

Sam: now DIE!!!!!

Tammie: Stop!!!!!!!!

Sam: tammie is that you?

Tammie: yes it's me.

Sam: come back to me sweetie pie. i didn't want to make you mad.

Tammie: you little *beep*!!! I had a broken heart for three FULL months!!! don't tell me that i'm going to fall for that again. Besides i'm pregnant and about seven months, i will become a mother to banjo!

Sam: what! i can't believe you and besides, you're already carring twins. why bother taking them and use them for evil!

Tammie: why you little...

(interrupted by banjo)

Banjo: tammie, i love you but you should go i don't want you to get hurt.

Banjo: kazooie, take tammie home.

Kazooie: if you insist

Sam: come back were not done here!

Banjo: don't worry i'll fight you!

Sam: how and did you know i can reproudce in size! you're useless without a partner!

Kazoo: banjo, need some help!

Sam: fine then(pulls up mega BOB)

Sam: DIE!!!!!

*camera switches to barney*

Barney: hi kids!

Kazooie: aw what the H***!(gets out gun and shoots it at the camrea switches back to the fight)

Banjo: man he too strong!

Kazoo: how can we defeat him?

A) ultra mega bob
B) squid doughnut toxic frenzy blast gun
C) acid ice gun frenzy
D) mega jinjonator gun(holds 24 jinjos or 2 ultra jinjos)

B

Banjo pulls out enormous squid dougnut toxic frenzy blast gun and fires
Sam: Noooo!!! I'm allergic to squid doughnuts
Sam melts into a liquidy messy puddle
Banjo: Well, we'd better get a mop and clean this mess up.
Kazoo: Yeh, you're right.
Banjo goes over to a conviniently placed Janitor's closet and opens the door. Then suddenly from inside the closet jumps out:

A: A cute puppy
B: The Beast of Arrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!! (Monty Python and the Holy Grail if you don't know what this is)
C: Two killer dustbunnies
D: A gopher with a chainsaw
E: Other

B)

Kazooie: What on earth is that?
Banjo: I don't know, but I'm out of here!
Kazooie: Coward! I'll egg it!
Banjo: We need Mumb's help!

At that moment, in walks:

A) John Cleese
B) Eric Idle
C) Michael Palin
D) Terry Jones
E) Terry Gilliam
F) The ghost of Graham Chapman
G) All of the Monty Python cast

F

So all of the cast of Monty Python walk on, including Hell's Grannies, the three headed man, the Knights of Ni, Tim the Enchanter and Sir Not Appearing In This Film
Banjo: This is jus getting too strange, come on Kazooie lets go.
Tim: Wait, I can do cool tricks with previously set explosives that looks like I wield fire.
Banjo: Wow, this sounds cool, lets watch.
So Tim began setting up fireworks and explosives to create a light show.
Then all of a sudden:

A: The explosives blow up in Tim's face and kill him.
B: Hell's Grannies attack Tim
C: The Three Headed Man attacks Tim
D: Sir Not Appearing In This Fil attacks Tim
E: Banjo attacks Tim
F: Grunty attacks Tim
G: Tim attacks himself