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[size=1] If there is already a thread about this, God help you for bugging me, as I have already checked the index three times.
There are many bands out there that you just can't understand. The Clash, AFI, and Rancid to name a few. You'll listen to a song, hear what they're saying, then you're all like, "WTF?" So, you look up the lyrics, and find something totally different from what you heard. Here's some examples from various AFI songs:
quoteI got a Furby
Tear down the paycheck, yeah (I guess!)
Twenty-four owls spin, which in-da!-the juice, never end it!
Dad has his story
Shit in the cardigan!
We call the summer wet
I let maha! Deforming in shadows! quoteThe Prayer Position:
Now, pee off the air! Back from the flash!
Steal the best back from the stuff of static minds
From danger, we must take! Together he will find
Deadly a fold, seems so natural quoteExsanguanation:
CHAIR!!!!!
Wake up a hole through flame!
A giant nostril head
A guilty toe
(00:41) With my reflection no mama looks the same
It seems most ever now
I think you're dead! quote *Three beers I saved for you
=Three tears I saved for you
*Will you be my, be my balognia?
=Will you be my, be my beloved?
*Will you help me to get booze?
=Will you help me to get through? quoteIn darkness together we're birning the lice!
In darkness together, we are thirty!
The fire tomorrow, the fire delight!
In darkness together, we ignite!
(01:01)To our will with both fair!
Left in birth uneat the song!
Wiil I go home?
Never let-oh!
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We supply! quoteOne blinging carnie. I'm nutting inside your memories. One plate? Please let me be. Enjoying Yoplait. Some days, I'm a bee. A bee stuck on the wall, *bleep*ing in a sleeve, because I'm a lame, "live wherever" bee, with no beret. You say "pee on the sand and your pillow". Let in the pasta, bisquick, and wrinkles (x2).
(Chorus) Just say you will follow meat. Invite me too? You'll never eat! Just say you can follow meat. That muffin's drowned in salt!
(Repeats first verse up until the end of "enjoying Yoplait". Davey likes yogurt.)
Some day I will beat (I'll beat) Shaq with a mop from a fencing king because a whale named Lakehead would love to shoot me.
(Repeats part about peeing on sand and chorus.)
Let me beat all the worms licking with cupboards. Let me beat all the worms that you don't see. .
Weird. So, does anyone else have any misheard lyrics? And to close out this post, I'll quote my dear father:
quote Dad, on the subject of misheard lyrics
Kid, I've been listening to The Clash for thirty years, and I still can't figure out what the hell they're saying.
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