Codad vs the World: Part Four of the Trilogy [General Discussion]

Codad gazed with steely eyes at the ever-approaching Rowsdower Mountain. However, he found it difficult to see with eyes made of steel, so he went back down below deck to see Dr. Cyborg.

"Hey, Doctor, these eyes you gave me are a total rip-off. I want my old eyes back!" fumed Codad.

[*beep* ERROR. THOSE EYES ARE INFINTELY GREATER THAN YOUR OLD WEAK TISSUE-Y EYES.] responded Dr. Cyborg

"I don't care!" yelled Codad. "I can't see with them at all! If it makes you feel better, you can replace my leg with a robot leg, though."

[*beep* ANSWER: FINE WITH ME IF YOU'RE TOO WEAK TO APPRECIATE THE BEAUTY OF THE STEEL EYES, MAGGOT,] grumbled Dr. Cyborg as he prepped Codad for surgery.



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"Yar," grumbled Gaming Guru, "I oughta be tellin' Codad that we be nearin' Rowsdower Mountain, but I don't know if that landlubber would appreciate it."

"But," continued GG, "If'n I don't tell him until we get there he might get angry and be refusin' to pay me when we get thar, yar..."

"On the other hand," pondered GG, "that would be a pretty stupid reason not ta pay me. Maybe I oughta just kill him and take his money, yar."

"Still," thought GG, "Who am I talking to? Do I just be talking to meself out loud? That be pretty pathetic, yar."

"Maybe if I got a parrot it would seem less weird, yar."



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The Mysterious Figure in the shadows (Henceforth referred to as MFS until his true identity is revealed) was continuing to plot Codad's destruction.

"Why hasn't my monocle arrived yet?" he screamed in frustration. "I asked for it last GD!"

Evil Minion Steve reminded him that he had killed Evil Minion Dave before he had a chance to fetch it. The MFS then told EM Steve to retrieve the monocle or suffer dire consequences.

"I will dangle you over a pool full of sharks if you so much as dilly-dally along the way!" screeched MFS in fury. He collapsed back into his stately armchair.

"Wow, dilly-dally sounds so gay when you say it out loud." pondered MFS as EM Steve ran back in the room. He placed the monocle over his left eye.

"Yes... I feel twice as evil already... No, wait! 2.1 times as evil! BWA HA HA HA HA HA *snort* HA HAAAA!" yelled MFS.

EM Steve chuckled awkwardly.



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Barmy lovingly stroked Comic Man's nose and fed him a lump of sugar. "You all right, mate?" he asked, but Comic Man did not respond. To be accurate, he didn't breathe all that much either.

"Crikey, Kale!" Barmy yelped, "Somebody went an' killed Comic Man! Do you have any idea who it could be, mate?"

"No idea." grunted Kale as he offered Barmy a fried kangaroo leg. "Want some? It tastes just like chicken."



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"L4nd h0!!1 land h0!!!11 lol ur mom'z a h0!!" yelled Black Jack from the crow's nest. "o waite, nvm, itz just an iceberg."

The Titanic II: Electric Boogaloo hit the iceberg and sank deep into the depths of the deep blue sea. Or, at least it would have if there had been an iceberg, but BJ had just seen Codad sunbathing and had jumped to conclusions about the large, white mass.

Ten minutes later, they arrived at Rowsdower Mountain. Codad took a large, proud step off of the boat onto the shore.

RANDOM ENCOUNTER!



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The hideous beast encountered randomly in the random encounter was named Ihavenolife13. It was scary and evil. And it had no life.

"Hey, ugly!" yelled Kale, "Would you like to see my Power Staff?"

GG, Codad, and Barmy all stared at Kale. No one spoke for a while.

Then Kale hit the monster with his Power Staff. It died instantly.

"Aw, crikey! I didn't even get a chance to use my Mighty Staff" whined Barmy. "Although I still got a level up, if you know what I mean, mate."

"wtf i dun't get it" complained BJ. "is thsi suposed 2 b sum kind of innuendo or something?"

Everybody laughed at BJ. Even Comic Man, because for some unexplained reason, he's not dead anymore.

~The End~

Damn you, Obi...

DAMMIT YOU IGNORED MY PLEAS TO GO ON THE GD!

Still, that was pretty funny.

My first visit into the realm of paper mario.

Where's my two favorite mods?

They always are.

Edit: Who made the header?

Dr. Cyborg kicks ass. Too bad my doctor is just a weak, 100% fleshy-parts doctor.

I'm not a kangaroo.

Crap, I'm having some big problems with my comic. Stupid website.
Does that mean no more Codad vs the world? And also, just because someone is not breathing, doesn't mean they're dead.

I DIDN'T SEE ONE SINGLE LINE OF CREDIT FOR DOUGLAS ADAMS IN THAT TITLE!!

quote Comic man

And also, just because someone is not breathing, doesn't mean they're dead.

Let's check! *punches Comic Man out*

Aaaand, I'm left out on the fun. Like I said before, I'm as much a refular as those guys...