turned to see if Winona was kidding or not but her face remained serious...

"What!?...Professor?"

"I'm afraid it's true Misty..."

"Really, then you must know him so well!", exclaimed Jessie

"Ooo yes, please tell us, what is his favourite type of flower?", said James

"And his favourite type of cake"

"And his favourite pokemon!"

"With all of that knowledge we may finally be able to impress him! oh wouldn't it be wonderful James!"

"It certainly would Jessie"

Prof Oak slapped them both across the face...

and said "Yes, it is true. Giovanni, leader of Team Rocket is my son".
"And my father" came a voice from behind him. "...

Oh jeez umm who do we have left here...? ah!



"I left him when I was young though to go and live with my mom in Hoenn", Wally said solemnely.

Misty, Blaine and Team Rockets lower jaw had sunk to the ground...

Now it's Gary's turn

"But if Professor Oak is my grandfather, that means that Giovanni is my father and you, Wally, are my brother, but that means that Silver, from the Johto region, is also our brother" came a whiny, nasal voice from nearby.
"...

"Oh Gary, Wally is only your half brother...you see Giovanni got around a bit...I'm your mother...", Winona said quietly.

"Hey and silver and Ash are twins - I thought everyone knew that", Lance said chuckling. They're both my sons you see"

Misty, Blaine and Team Rockets jaws had now sunk ten feet under the ground...

"Hey, is everyone forgetting why we're here or is it just me?" asked a calm voice from behind.
"Ritchie?"...

Misty Questioned "Ooh hiya Richie! Looking as cute as ever I see"

Misty stepped forward to give him a little peck to the annoyance of Blaine

"Where's Ash?" Richie asked.

"Oh professor Oak locked him in the cupboard in his lab so that he wouldn't get in the way", Misty replied.

"Oh no, I just came from there - I brought him along...but where is he now..."

"I'm right here" said a voice from above them as a Swellow landed neatly nearby. "Ash!"...

"Where's my mom!", Ash interupted.

"Err well we got slightly side-tracked with a few announcements...", Prof Oak replied.

"I don't care about announcements! Go and rescue my mom now!", Ash bawled.

Blaine was already onto though, leaving on his Moltres before the revelations of the announcements got any worse. Aboard Moltres, he had already caught up with the S.S.Anne and set about landing on it...

(lol, time for Silver to make his entrance)
While leaving the others to debate what they had just learnt. "Hang on, if Ash and me are your sons, Lance, then who's my mother? Is it Ash's mother?"...

"You two are twins so naturally you both have the same mother...", Lance replied.

"You're hiding something aren't you! I know it!", exclaimed Misty. "Men are never good liars..."

"Well...since we're getting everything in the open, I may as well bring it out...nobody knows about this mind you...You see...I had an affair with somebody whilst I was with Delia...Ash, Silver...your Mom isn't actually your real Mom...your real Mom is Clare"



Meanwhile, Blaine had released his Ninetales and Flareon, telling them to search the S.S.Anne for any signs of Delia, whilst he remained on the roof with Moltres

"This is becoming idiotic" Ash muttered to himself. Silver said "...

"This is becoming idiotic", equally as quietly

Lance however heard both, "Twins indeed", he said.

"Anything else anybody wants to get in the open?", Gary asked.


Blaine's Ninetales had found where Delia Ketchum was being held. Blaine was led down to a cabin at the end of the hall.

"Go Rhyperior! Use take down on that door!

Rhyperior charged at the door, knocking it as well as the wall, crumbling down on the floor...

"I don't know about this" Ash and Silver said to themselves.
Lance heard and smiled to himself.

Ah so many things I could say here...some a bit too far though I think...

Ash and Silver both suddenly shouted out "I fancy you Jessie!!!"

Jessie looked at them in horror, before turning and running in the opposite direction as fast as possible but Ash and Silver were on her tail...


Meanwhile Rhyperior had grabbed Surge who was guarding over Delai Ketchum, giving him a seismic toss through the window and into the ocean. Blaine entered the room just in time to see the mysterious other man enter a telepotation device with Delia, once again vanishing from sight.