Another great game thread. Ok, I'll ask a stupid question about AC or AC2, and you then have to give me a stupid answer, and follow up with another stupid question. Someone else will then answer your and put up a question of their own. I'll start:

Q: Why is Rover always on the train whenever you are?

Rover is always on the train when you are because he is really a top seceret spy sent to kill you.
How is Rover supposed to kill you.

He's going to eventually kill you anyways with his rambling that goes on and on and on and on and on....

Why doesn't anyone just shoot him?

Nobody shoots him because by the time they pull out their gun his endless blabbing puts them to sleep.
Why does Rover talk so much?

A:'Cause he doesn't have anything to say.
Q: Does Rover ever chase Fluffy?

No, he just talks.

Why does rover like to talk?

Because he is a killer.
Who wanted him to become a killer?

Faceless Blanca.

Why did Faceless Blanca want Rover to become a killer?

A:for the money
Q:why does she need the money?

Answer: She needs the money to buy a new face.
Question: Why doesn't she have a face in the first place?

A: I came off in the shower
Q: Why did it come off, is she messed up?

Answer: It's not her or her face that's messed up it's her shower.
Question: What's wrong with her shower?

A:It sprays acid
Q:Why does it spray acid?

A: Because it doesnt spray sewer water like it should.
Q: Why should it spray sewer water in the first place???

because the people are too lazy to make the water clean
why are the people too lazy to clean the water?