Org. 13's Thread. No. 4.

Ooc: I agree with EDL.
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Axel: Opposition meeting!
Roxas, Luxord, and Larxene apppeared.
Axel: Okay, I have some bad news. Naminé is missing.
Roxas: WHAT!? WHAT HAPPENED TO HER!?
Axel: She was kidnapped by Zexion. Here is this note.
Roxas hastily read it.
Axel: Before we go off like idiots and get killed, here is another thing. The Organization may try to bargain with us. I don't know how, but that is all I know.
Luxord: Where did you figure this out.
Axel: I did a little spyiing, you know, the usual. Now I know that our only concerns are keeping Sora alive and protecting Zexion and Larxene. They may try to resolve one of those issues with us. Also, Marluxia is not on our side.
Roxas: Well...what's the plan?
Axel: We need to find Naminé first.

Before Roxas could get to the door, Axel stopped him.
Axel: Don't you think that we need to have the cards in our favor?
Roxas: What do you mean?
Axel: We should get Larxene.
Roxas smiled diabolically.

Ooc: I think you are just lashing out at Dfx. Let's just keep it to the other RP, okay?

This message was edited by shadows eclipse on Dec 12 2006.

Ooc: Good.

Ooc: Sadly, no. I think he is busy in his real life and it was just FFKH_MASTER. There was no spelling out. I sure miss him, he was funny cool and a great neofriend, but he has been gone for months. It probably would not matter if his status as Axel/Ela in the other RP was removed because of long absence. What about Knightmare Chaotix? Is he still grounded?

Axel: Come to think of it, Zexion is the only Opposition member left, so I guess it's his. But more importantly, where are Roxas and Naminé?
Axel teleported to the top of Castle Destruction.
Axel: WHOOOAAA!
Vexen: WHAHOO! HAA!
Axel: Roxas and Naminé are *edited* and quit doing that, Vexen!
Vexen: NEVER!
Axel shot fire at Vexen whom blocked with his sheild.
Vexen appeared unharmed, but then...
Vexen: NOOOO!
Axel: What? I didn't even hit you.
Vexen: All that heat shrunk my leather pants!
Vexen unzipped his robe and revealed his pants undeneath that he struggled to get off as they tightened on him.
Axel: Wait! I'll just burn them off.
Axel spouted flames and set the pants on fire.
Vexen: YOU IDIOT! I"M ON FIRE NOW! AHH! AHH! AAAHHHHH!
Axel: This is just too funny.
He got out a video camera and started taping.
Vexen stopped, dropped, and rolled, but by then his pants were turned to ashes.
Vexen: I'm telling!
He teleported to Xemnas and Axel soon followed.
Vexen: XEMNAS! AXEL SET ME ON FIRE!
Xemnas: Have you any proof?
Vexen: The fact that I smell like burnt leather.
Axel: NO! HE'S LYING!
Xemnas: Have you any proof?
Axel played the tape on his camera's screen and showed Xemnas.
Axel: See? His pants are on fire and you know what they say about liars.
Xemnas: Well, it seems that you are right, Axel. Vexen, go to your room.
Vexen: WHAAAA!

This message was edited by shadows eclipse on Dec 16 2006.

Axel: ¡Deshaga la acción loca de Xun!
Zexion was revitalized.

Axel: Je ne m'inquiète pas que vous êtes ignorant de la langue espagnole !
Roxas: Enough already!
Xemnas: Θα τον επιτρέψω!

Axel: I am not sorry.
Xemnas: I do not care.
Xun and Lili: Have we ever been sorry about anything?
Roxas: Can we get back to the plot?
Axel: Oh yeah, we need to break up you and Naminé.

Axel: You sure are gentle considering that I thwacked to and you did not retaliate.
Roxas: And I thought you were being nice.

Then Roxas wakes up in the middle of the award ceremony and had fallen asleep right after the wonderful shadows eclipse got his award, so he had dreamed about them and he liked the dream.
Axel: I think your award is next.
Announcer: The award for best nobody goes to Roxas.
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Ooc: 1600th post! And I am neolithic now! There is at least one actual award for me.

Zexion stared at Naminé.
Larxene: What are you gauking at?
She punched him in the face and knocked him out.
Larxene: You can sleep on the couch.
Axel: Goodnight, Roxas and Naminé.
Roxas: SHUT UP!

Axel: Let's beat up Xun and Lili.
Lexaeus: Okay.
Axel: Gee, there sure is a lot of cheese and cigarettes here!
Xun and Lili appeared immediately.
Xun and Lili: WHERE!?
Axel: Get 'em!

Axel stole all of Lexaeus' rock albums and set them on fire.
Lexaeus: NOOO!!! MY GREEN DAY!
Axel: Here.
He put a tape in and it started playing, "The Wheels On the Bus Go Round and Round".
Lexaeus: NOOOO!
Axel: Bye bye!
Axel teleported to Xemnas.
Axel: You know, Roxas and his girlfriend are, well, let's just say it's questionable.

Lexaeus: This is stupid! I am your commander!
Dusk: Oh yeah, sorry, My Liege.
They let him go.
Naminé:
Roxas: Why?
Axel: Because it's good for you.
Roxas: How?
Axel: I am not at liberty to say.

Axel: Lexaeus, you ae too young to drink. Of course, Xemnas hasn't given me permisiion to leave and, well, alcohol is flammable.
Xaldin: What ever, bye bye.
Xaldin went to a bar to drink Sake.

The room caves in and kills Lili.
Axel: You hear something?
Lexaeus: Nope.

Lexaeus used his mastery of Earth to break the glass (made of sand).
Axel: He is gonna get it!
Lexaeus: Yeah!
Intercom: Return to base, Boulder and Hot Stuff!
Axel: Errrr...ROGER!

Ooc: Roxas, you have a riddle to do in the riddle game thread.
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Axel and the others were watching the Grinch movie.
Narrator: It could be that his shoes were on too tight. But I think the most like reason of all is that is heart was two sizes too small.
Xemnas: At least he has a heart. Hey, if his heart is just small and he is trying to steal Christmas, then why not we, those without hearts, try to destroy it?
Axel: Well, I have one, remember?
Xemnas: They you do not get to participate. Come, the rest of you we must destroy Christmas!

Ooc: Christmas Town is at the North Pole, GGamer.

Ooc: Happy Birthday!, GGamer. Or maybe Dark and Dreary Birthday! because you are emo. I am older than you both.

Ooc: I might be older than you.

Ooc: 10/22.

Axel: First...you need to punch the uterus and two...if that is your offspring, then it cannot just be killed that easily.
Xaldin: Yeah, you never die for some reason.
Xun: How do I get rid of it?
Axel: We will need to be more precise...we must JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF XUN!!!
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Ooc: Double gasp!!!

Axel: First, we need to go to the small intestine and enter the bloodstream. Then, we go to the heart, use the power of the pumping force to send us to the uterus where we proceed to the umbilical cord and destroy it.
Xaldin: Sounds like a plan.

Ooc: Not that I know of. Maybe we should PM some of his other neofriends?

Ooc: I am aware of that. But that came from Xun's mouth and since she was there...besides, Xun being the rapist fits her character more.

Ooc: I miss the Head of McDonalds...and GGamer too.
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Axel: Well, everyone has lost it and Roxas is not to be seen. What is there to do?

Xaldin: Beats me.