The Create a Commercial/Skit Thread

Mother in law being a bitch. Why not shut her up with some super glue gum. U wont b able to hear her nagging any more. I know its a bit s*** but couldnt think of anything else

This message was edited by Crazy Daisy(moderator) on Jun 27 2005.

Announcer:

"Are helicopter's and plane's to loud or annoying? Shoot it down with a Guided Missile!!" lolz

x99 at adrenaline rush's ad!

okay hear is mine.

Is life getting you down?
Are you tired of mom bitching at you to get a job?
Are you tired of your wife telling you to get a life?
Are you plain old tired of all this shit?
Well to bad! Call now to hear incredible stories of of ceo's and presidents talk shit about how good there lives are! Call 1-800 2 bad 4 you!
Always remember When life is getting you down. We dont give a shit

Thanks for the props, man. Let's hope this one's as good.

"Hear this! Do you enjoy group showers with other men?"
(with a lisp) "Yes."
"Have you ever wanted to serve your country, but the tacky Army uniforms just didn't go with your $105 haircut and the weapons training ruined your Lancome-softened hands?"
"Oh, why, yes!"
"Are you a fan of sweaty, oily, men with chiseled pecs, broad shoulders, and ripped muscles who drink mocha lattes?"
(giggling like a schoolgirl) "Oh, stop! You're describing my wildest dreams!"
"If so, then you're what the Navy needs! All those interesting in applying, head to the Naval recruiting station in Queens, San Fierro. Free mocha lattes and manicures to the first 500 who show up. She-males need not apply."

Yeah that one was hilarious. Maybe some of these will be used for the next GTA.

'Dropped out a school?'
Yes
'Are feeling inadequate and wortless?'
uh uh
'Do you avoid telling the truth?'
What's next?
'Do you answer a question with a question?'
Do you mean multiple choice quetions or just normal questions?
'If so then run for president today!'

*2 gay men talking*
"oh my god!! I just broke a nail!! can u believe it?"
"yea I love that buttercup color that you had u kno what im saying?"
*black guy pulls out a 9 mm*
"OH WILL U SHUT THE *bleep* UP!!!"
*2 LOUD SHOTS FIRED*
announcer: "do u live in san fierro and are tired of all the homosexuals roaming in ur neighborhood?"
black guy: "hell yea!"
announcer: "well then join the homo-killers today!" "call 1-800-kill-the-queer for more information today!and start living a STRAIGHT life"

Radio Show:

*kids screaming in the background*
*thump*
*silence*
.........
Host: Little brats! Shit...Am I on?
Producer: Yeah you're on!!
Host: Oh eh welcome to Angels. The radio show that advises you on how to raise your children. Today I'm joined by Mary Smackbottom, a child psycologist from LC. Lets see who's on Line One.
Caller: I need help. Christmas is a tough time of year for parents, these days kids no longer ask for barbie dolls or GI Joe instead they want TVs, Stereos and Pokemon cards which can cost a fortune. So what would your advice be for us comman low wage parents of today?
Mary: Well what you need to do is show them who's boss. YOU'RE THE BOSS. If they want fancy toys then tell then to get a job!
Caller: But my daughter is only 9 years old.
Mary: My son was 6 when he started his first job down at Ammunation, picking up the empty shells and cleaning out the grenade cabinet. I hear there's a strip club in town looking for staff.
Caller: A stripper!!
Mary: Why not! She'll be doing it in a few years anyway so she might as well start now to get some cash. Get her some fake breasts and she'll be getting $500 a night.
Caller: Not a bad idea, we could do with the money. She could use my Black Catsuit.
Mary: Well there you go. Problem solved. She'll be driving around in a Bullet by Christmas.
Host: Well that's some great advise yet again, another caller going away happy. Join us again tomorrow on Angels when we'll be discussing the correct use of Tampons.
.........
Host: Stupid bitch, I was gonna go for that job, I had...
Director: Cut.