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Randome Another smartass threadkiller Seeketh Maximus total posts: 5493 since: Dec 2008	Aug 22, 11 at 3:30pm ^ Cracking the Epsilon Code XII
	Log in to remove this sponsored message This thread continues from here (CtEC XI page 30). As usual, the first post will be updated, as soon as there's new important discoveries. All the basics of Epsilonism can be found in the second post. We will not quit until this thing is cracked! ...or at least not until an adequately high ranking (and REAL ) R* employee tells us to. And yes, we do keep finding more clues. Even now, in the latest GTA IV series games. Spoiler:A total list of all official Epsilon threads, with links. The Epsilon Program - Investigating The Myths (One Year Anniversary!) 39 pages. The Official Epsilon Cult Exploration Team 34 pages. Cracking the Epsilon Code 30 pages. Cracking the Epsilon Code II 32 pages. Cracking the Epsilon Code III 36 pages. Cracking the Epsilon Code IV (1) 15 pages. Cracking the Epsilon Code IV (2) 28 pages. Cracking the Epsilon Code V 31 pages. Cracking the Epsilon Code VI 32 pages. Cracking the Epsilon Code VII 32 pages. Cracking the Epsilon Code VIII 36 pages. Cracking the Epsilon Code IX 31 pages. Cracking the Epsilon Code X - Project EPSILON 33 pages. Cracking the Epsilon Code XI 30 pages. A total of 439 pages! ...so far. (This thread isn't counted yet.) Every page (other then the last page of each thread) has 15 posts, so that makes a total of a little under 6'585 posts! quote Cris Formage In the Epsilon program, there are no series finales. It goes on, and on, and on. We don't abandon you. Recommended links: The Father(priest/preacher) & the Whore at the Desert.»Edited Actual Evidence Our petition to Rockstar Games: http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/rockstarpetition/ A large catalogue about the discoveries so far (everything you need to know about the Epsilon Program and more and less): http://sites.google.com/site/programmeepsilonproject/ Our allied forum "Myepsilon Daily News" / "Epsilon Project": http://epsilonproject.freeforums.org/ The "MyepsilonDailyNews" Youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/MyepsilonDailyNews My gallery > Some Epsilon stuff. Spoiler:The Epsilon screensaver text The downloaded .zip folder contains both a mac and PC version. It's a 5.98 MB file called "the_epsilon_program" and it has a yellow R* logo for an icon - just like a GTA .exe file. The video at the R* site is the screensaver. Every new line is a new slide: quote The screensaver video The 12 goals of Epsilonism I We are making an assault on happiness II We will be generous, in ways that are upwards and ways that are manifest The goals of Epsilonism will continue to be revealed in due time. Kifflom. The Epsilonist pledge All good things come from Kraff, that is the fact on which Epsilonism is built. Epsilonism is a science as well as a religion - in fact, we are the only religion that is also a science and which is concerned with seeking out truth. As real truth seekers, we are willing to pay to make the search go better. In this way we are investing in our future. The pledge will continue to be revealed in due time. Kifflom. The 12 tenets of Kifflom [List of tenets - 12 slides] Spoiler:The most likely passes in San Andreas, so far (suggestions to the list are welcome). quote http://www.epsilonprogram.com/ - JOIN NOW! Join us in something special and become one of the children of Kraff. Travel through the dawn to the pass pictured in our brochures. Look for a red truck with a dent on the right fender. Raise your left hand and recite the words: "Take me to to my father-father, brother-uncle. Kifflom." We'll do the rest. Because we all know, there is Kifflom and there is Krant, and both be praised. Blindfold required. The "red truck with a dent on the right fender" is commonly believed to be the broken red Sadler, all-tho it should be noted that some believe it to be a red Walton. A red Sadler can also be seen in a picture at R's homepage ( http://www.rockstargames.com/sanandreas/ - Los Santos - Blueberry ), entering Blueberry from the east. A pass can technically be any location, between two any items. Like a bridge, a tunnel, or a doorway. It should also be noted that even tho there are plenty of broken red Sadlers, we have never seen one with a broken fender in San Andreas, because fenders can't be dented in San Andreas. They can however be dented (and broken off) in Vice City. So maybe the* red truck is in Vice City? Top 20 most likely passes (in an almost random order) 1: The long wooden stunt-ramp on that hill in the desert, at Arco Del Oeste. Argument: It serves no practical purpose and it would make a perfect beginning of a road in / through the air, to "Travel through the dawn" during a sunrise. 2: The "Blue light bridge", south-east of Blueberry. Argument: Blue is the color of Epsilon, so it would make sense that the drivable area under the bridge would be the pass. The bridge and it's blue light (at night) is visible from Blueberry (a suspected Epsilon town). 3: That brown airplane landing strip, or parking-lot like place directly west of North Rock and directly south of Fisher's Lagoon. Argument: It's a suspicious location. Those hillsides around it are among those, which look slightly blueish (at night) and the only (civilized) way to get there is with an off-road car (or aircraft). Like a broken red Sadler. Video about it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=219b8pw2dmI 4: The abandoned "Truck terminal Red county" in Blueberry. Argument: From a certain point of view the billboard spells out "Truck Red". The words "Red county" are red. The only building on the territory has a blue glow inside it, at night. 5: The "Jamieson gorge bridge", north of CJ's Intercountynal Airport (Verdant Meadows airfield), that leads to one of the locations of a broken Sadler and a Sea Sparrow. Argument: It's a bridge and there's a broken Sadler next to it. 6: An unspecified location in Valle Ocultado. Argument: This place is believed to be related to Epsilon, because it has the letter combination "cult" in it's name and because it's one of the locations of a broken Glendale. Valle Ocultado, translated, means "hidden valley" and a hidden Epsilon heaven (or something like that) is called "Puertas Amarillas Valley", which means Yellow door valley. 7: The natural arch on Mount Chiliad. visible from Foster Valley (south of San Fierro). Argument: It's an unusual item, which is technically a pass and the only (civilized) way to get there is with an off-road car (or aircraft). Like a broken red Sadler. 8: Road on top of the Sherman Dam. Argument: It was featured in a TV commercial for GTA San Andreas. It was dawn and a red Walton drove over the dam, west to east. This is also the reason why some believe a red Walton to be the right truck. 9: The natural arch at El Castillo del Diablo. In the desert, north-west of Area 69. Argument: It's an unusual thing and it's directly east of Las Brujas. Some believe that Epsilon somehow turned Las Brujas into a ghost town. 10: An unnamed bridge between Dillimore and Blueberry, the one that has a little wooden bridge under it. Argument: That bridge can be seen in a pictue in the Johnson house. That picture was taken at dawn. 11: Argument: 12: Argument: 13: Argument: _{[subliminal message=Kifflom!] http://www.epsilonprogram.com/ [/subl]} Edit: Apr 24, 13 11:06am
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Randome Another smartass threadkiller Seeketh Maximus total posts: 5493 since: Dec 2008	Aug 22, 11 at 3:38pm ^ re: Cracking the Epsilon Code XII
	Sorry to double post, but I don't want to exceed the limit for symbols per post. The basics of Epsilonism (certain facts only). This is a catalogue of: How we're suppose to join. How we're suppose to live as members. What the Epsilon Program gives us. What we're expected to believe. And Other info, that doesn't fit into the other categories. This catalogue post is made up of only the most basic undeniable facts (speculation is what other posts are for) and it's subject to improvement. Sources: The official Epsilon Program site: http://www.epsilonprogram.com/ San Andreas: Cris Formage's interview at WCTR Entertaining America, with Lazlow. San Andreas: Epsilon Program advertisements on the radio. San Andreas: A statement made by a caller (Epsilon member) on the radio show "Lonely hearts". San Andreas: WCTR news. Vice City Stories: Vice City Public Radio: New world order. Host: Dwayne Thorn GTA IV internet. San Andreas: A statement made by a caller (Epsilon member) on the radio show "Gradening with Maurice". How we're suppose to join: According to the Epsilon site we're suppose to: Travel "through the dawn" to the pass pictured in some un-known brochures. Look for a red truck with a dent on the right fender. Raise the left hand and recite the words: "Take me to to my father-father, brother-uncle. Kifflom." Wear a blindfold. At that point the Epsilonists would do the rest. According to one of the testimonials at the Epsilon site, we're also suppose to give up our identity, at some point. According to Cris Formage in one of the commercials, and the "Give Money" page of the Epsilon site, we have to call "1-866-FUN-CULT". The contact page of the Epsilon site asks us to visit their enlightenment center and says that we can get reservations and directions from: webminister@epsilonprogram.com How we're suppose to live, as members: Most of the tenets are just facts that we're suppose to believe. There's actually very few things that say anything about having to do anything. 1: 12 tenets of Kifflom: 7. Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except for in July, when they must lie with five men a day. If there are no women, we are allowed to make them. "From sand, from garbage, out of thin air!". According to the back-bag wearing Epsilon pedestrians, we're also suppose to spend time in partner-sharing parties. 2: The Epsilon site tells us to read the Tract. "Cris Formage tells us in his wonderful book, It Happened To Us All, that the TRACT will be written when we are all ready. However, Cris is also very clear on another point - although the TRACT has not yet been written, it can still be read by those that are willing to read it." All we have to do to get the Tract is send a check or money order to "Cris Formage - Epsilon Cult of America - PO Box 10012 - Grand Canaria - Cayman Islands" and ask ourselves "Do i need an imaginary friend? Do I want to believe? AM I EVERYTHING I NEED AND LESS AND MORE?". 3: According to the Epsilon site, we're suppose to have "peace of mind". If we don't have it, then the Epsilon Program will provide it for us, if we donate an unspecified amount of money to the Program, by sending a check or money order to: "Cris Formage - Epsilon Cult of America - PO Box 10012 - Grand Canaria - Cayman Islands". 4: According to one of the testimonials at the Epsilon site, we might have to wear light blue clothing. 5: According to Cris Formage (in one of his radio commercials), we have to tithe 8.75 % of our financial income to the Epsilon Program. "Tithe" refers to giving a percentage of ones income to the church one belongs to. The amount is normally 10% (in fact the word "tithe" means "tenth"). 6: Accordig to Cris Formage (in the interview), we don't actually have to do anything (other then tithe money). "It's a fellowship of like-minded adults who tithe money in exchange for salvation and merit badges. Every single thing we do is voluntary, including the swinging and making things up." 7: Accordig to Cris Formage (in the interview), we have to "make things up". 8: Accordig to Cris Formage (in the interview), we're allowed to be famous and have a nose and/or breast surgery. 9: Accordig to a caller (Epsilon member) on the radio show "Gradening with Maurice", we're allowed to have a large garden and feed animals (and possibly humans) to meat eating plants. 10: Accordig to a caller (Epsilon member) on the radio show "Lonely Hearts" (part 1), we're allowed to stalk the people we like. 11: Accordig to a caller (Epsilon member) on the radio show "Lonely Hearts" (part 3), we're allowed to have a lot of children, but we can't really talk about it, or maybe he just didn't want to talk about it? Also, raising our children into soldiers is an Epsilon tradition. What the Epsilon Program gives us: Sources (see at the top of the page) are marked as blue. It helps people give up "smack". The Epsilon site. It helps people find real meaning, in wearing light blue and proclaiming our real religion. Kifflom! The Epsilon site. It helps people to get rid of their fears, much better than "Inversion Therapy" ( http://www.fearitdoit.com/ ). The Epsilon site. If your lost, it will make everything "okay", for "lots" of money. The Epsilon site. It's an experience that will change your life. The Epsilon site and Cris Formage (commercial). It will put all our "mortal fears" at "ease". The Epsilon site and Cris Formage (commercial). It brings us to "light". Cris Formage (commercial). It allows us to no longer covet our neighbours ass. Cris Formage (commercial). It gives us "salvation", for a price. Cris Formage (interview). It gives us merit badges. Cris Formage (interview). It lets us be happy and free from thought. The Epsilon site. It lets us know the answers to the questions: "Why do trees talk?"; "Why are there dinosaurs?"; "Why do people die meaningless deaths?"; "Is there other intelligent life in the universe?" and "Why do I have to be monogamous?". Cris Formage (commercial). Reading and understanding the Epsilon Tract will open the secrets of the universe to us. Cris Formage (commercial) and Dwayne Thorn at VCPL. Figuring out the meaning of the universe, allows us to do whatever we want. Dwayne Thorn at VCPL. It helps us stay calm in "social situations". Cris Formage (interview). Epsilon lets us find our true self. Cris Formage (interview). It lets us know that religion is a "deeply personal" experience. Cris Formage (commercial). The Epsilon Program is either "running the government and Vinewood", or it's "an idea whose time has come". WCTR news. It gives us "meaning" that literature and philosophy can't give us. Cris Formage (commercial). It provides us with friends. Cris Formage (commercial). It gives us "sexual conquest" (if we crave it). Cris Formage (interview). It lets us experience "family betrayal" (if we crave it). Cris Formage (interview). It lets us experience "class warfare" (if we crave it). Cris Formage (interview). It lets us really feel "like we are a part of something" (if we crave it). Cris Formage (interview). The Epsilon Program, unlike Vinewood, doesn't "let us down". Cris Formage (interview). It lets us talk to invisible friends. Epsilon member at WCTR news. Everything is explained, if we lie with nine new partners a week. Cris Formage (interview). It lets us really communicate with our ancestors, for money. Cris Formage (interview). In the Epsilon program, there are no series finales. It goes on, and on, and on. It doesn't abandon us. Cris Formage (interview). What we're expected to believe: Sources (see at the top of the page) are marked as blue. Everything in the above points. 12 tenets of Kifflom: 1. The world is 157 years old - FACT! The Epsilon site. 12 tenets of Kifflom: 2. Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak - FACT! The Epsilon site. 12 tenets of Kifflom: 3. You are happy, you just don’t know it - FACT! The Epsilon site. 12 tenets of Kifflom: 4. We all come from the same tree - FACT! The Epsilon site. 12 tenets of Kifflom: 5. Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair - FACT! The Epsilon site. 12 tenets of Kifflom: 6. Sperm does not exist - it is a lie spread by biology teachers - along with everything else you have ever been told - FACT! The Epsilon site. 12 tenets of Kifflom: 8. Aliens exist and are present on earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm - FACT! The Epsilon site. 12 tenets of Kifflom: 9. Trees talk, but only some people hear them - FACT! The Epsilon site. 12 tenets of Kifflom: 10. People who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure - FACT! The Epsilon site. 12 tenets of Kifflom: 11. If you believe this and turn you hands and wallet over to EPSILONISM, you’ll live a happy life. Otherwise you are doomed - FACT! The Epsilon site. 12 tenets of Kifflom: 12. KIFFLOM - HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM! The Epsilon site. Points are irrelevant, as long as we're happy. Cris Formage (interview). We're descended from sponges, but most people don't know this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sponge Cris Formage (interview). The world is 157 years old and its age does not change. Cris Formage (interview). Cris'es time has come and so has Lazlow's, if he lets it. Cris Formage (interview). Cris knows the truth about Lazlow. Cris can see past Lazlows jokes and into that scared little boy beneath. Lazlow, Cris'es friend, like a lot of other people, is being lied to. Cris Formage (interview). If we are not happy, Epsilon can make us happy. Epsilon site and Cris Formage (interview). According to Cris, his lies are better then the ones told to Lazlow. Cris Formage (interview). Cris "got laid" in the morning of the day of his interview. By twins. They each laid an egg and Cris formed out of them. Cris Formage (interview). The Epsilon Programs price on salvation is a price worth paying. Cris Formage (interview). Darius Fontaine can kiss Cris Formages ass, but Cris does not think that he would like that. Cris Formage (interview). The rich cry too. Cris Formage (interview). Darius Fontaine is the devil and he knows that even tho he makes people kill their families, the people aren't really afraid. Cris Formage (interview). The Epsilon Program is destiny. Cris Formage (interview). The Epsilon Program seeks out the convenient bits from every faith to create a religion that is uniquely American: expensive, promiscuous and entirely meaningless. Epsilon site and Cris Formage (commercial). If we join Epsilon, we will be brought to "light". Cris Formage (commercial). We will never see a real dinosaur. Cris Formage (commercial). The Epsilon Program does not exist in just one time or place. Epsilon site. Dinosaurs never existed and science is a lie. Cris Formage (commercial). Other info, that doesn't fit into the other categories: The Epsilon Program existed in 1984, if not even earlier. The time of GTA Vice City Stories. There's a business in GTA IV, called "Chiropractic overnight" (GTA IV internet: "www.Chiropracticovernight.com/index.html"), which is sponsored by the Epsilon Program. GTA IV internet. Edit: Aug 22, 11 8:56am
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wmascolina Neo-newbie total posts: 3 since: Jun 2011	Aug 25, 11 at 5:30am ^ re: Cracking the Epsilon Code XII
	Has anyone called 1-866-FUN-CULT? Like with a real phone? ------------------- I will never die for two reasons; God doesn't want me, and the devil thinks I'll take over.
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Randome Another smartass threadkiller Seeketh Maximus total posts: 5493 since: Dec 2008	Aug 25, 11 at 10:59am ^ re: Cracking the Epsilon Code XII
	quote wmascolina Has anyone called 1-866-FUN-CULT? Like with a real phone? I haven't, but I've heard that there's a constant busy tone.
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branden498 Neo-newbie total posts: 5 since: Jul 2011	Aug 26, 11 at 10:46pm ^ re: Cracking the Epsilon Code XII
	Travel "through the dawn" to the pass pictured in some un-known brochures: I have thinking about that one lately. And i was wondering maybe one of the trailers could be a broncure i recall i saw cj driving a red truck trhough a sort off pass in one of the trailers
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Randome Another smartass threadkiller Seeketh Maximus total posts: 5493 since: Dec 2008	Aug 27, 11 at 4:38pm ^ re: Cracking the Epsilon Code XII
	At 3:20: The bridge is in the Panopticon. Spoiler:Pictures
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IAN_M IM AWESOME! dangerous total posts: 169 since: Jun 2011	Sep 04, 11 at 4:12am ^ re: Cracking the Epsilon Code XII
	guys i dont know if this has been stated before but, blindfold...either thats thermal goggles or night vision...theres no real blindfold..........ooor maybe cover up face completely with rags and glasses...but anyway blindfold possibly referring to night? ------------------- sign mah guestbook
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Randome Another smartass threadkiller Seeketh Maximus total posts: 5493 since: Dec 2008	Sep 04, 11 at 11:20am ^ re: Cracking the Epsilon Code XII
	That's true. It might also refer to the mission in Las Veturas, where CJ was complaining about not seeing anything because of the darkness in some room, or burglary missions, or the darkness at the bottom of a sea. CJ raises his hand when he drowns.
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Amon Duul Neophyte total posts: 28 since: Aug 2010	Sep 07, 11 at 2:50pm ^ re: Cracking the Epsilon Code XII
	Hi guys! There's a long time since i posted here, i'm glad to see the Epsilon investigation still on... But i have something more interesting to say... I saw a youtube video of someone that still believes in the Big Smoke's ghost investigating at his crack palace... Well, he didn't found any ghost (as i already expected) however he found a very strange shadow that moves around the wall, anyone already saw that? Maybe its just another texture glitch, but a definetly weird one... there's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWyJcsudGWE
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Randome Another smartass threadkiller Seeketh Maximus total posts: 5493 since: Dec 2008	Sep 07, 11 at 3:16pm ^ re: Cracking the Epsilon Code XII
	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWyJcsudGWE The beginning of the video had several screenshots of modifications, but I might just go look at that shadow.
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IAN_M IM AWESOME! dangerous total posts: 169 since: Jun 2011	Sep 07, 11 at 10:09pm ^ re: Cracking the Epsilon Code XII
	can someone post a screenshot or give directions so i can see where this particular shadow is? http://www.tinyted.net/eddie/SanAndreasRadio/SanAndreasRadioV10.exe this link is quite fun...i listened to a bunch of these things, this could lead to something in epsilon and you NEED the disc to use it, and i think theres some things on it that dont play on the game radio. and blue dragon On my game, theres a part of the railing on the bridge that doesnt load! If you're coming from San Fierro's side, its on the right side of the bridge! remember this post? the hole in the railing is like a pass. i jumped down into the water and now im searching to find something suspicious Edit: Sep 07, 11 7:01pm ------------------- sign mah guestbook
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Amon Duul Neophyte total posts: 28 since: Aug 2010	Sep 08, 11 at 10:49am ^ re: Cracking the Epsilon Code XII
	Sorry i can't confirm the shadow location, my PC don't have SA installed, but i think its in the same hall of Big Smoke statue... Good luck!
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Randome Another smartass threadkiller Seeketh Maximus total posts: 5493 since: Dec 2008	Sep 08, 11 at 3:49pm ^ re: Cracking the Epsilon Code XII
	I'll go look for that shadow some time. Meanwhile, check these out. Apparently there's now a secret message in some safehouses and some conspiracy about cable rolls, wheelchairs and baby carriages. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im7O_JoXX0w http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiJ7FMZfrRI
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Amon Duul Neophyte total posts: 28 since: Aug 2010	Sep 08, 11 at 4:38pm ^ re: Cracking the Epsilon Code XII
	I already saw the first one yesterday, quite intersting... i wonder how many references are still hidden in SA...
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Blue-Dragon Hackers Gonna Hack forum junky total posts: 82 since: Dec 2010	Sep 09, 11 at 3:19pm ^ re: Cracking the Epsilon Code XII
	I cant watch the videos, could anyone tell me where to find these things? Id like to take a look at that shadow. ------------------- Theres fourteen of them, dead, in the creek.
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