Helena and Barberea are never happy on dates with CJ! So far i've gotten the Pimp Suit, Mecanic Ouitfit, and the Paramedic Uniform but i want to get them all but these girls are never happy. What do i do???
Do what I did, get all the oysters and you'll never have to worry about that sorts of things again. It'll take a while, but it'll be worth it. Besides, by the time you're done you'll have maximum lung capacity.
Found this guide that might help you, I cut the 2 you want.
Spoiler: Helena
Helena Wankstein
Helena is a lawyer who is enthusiastic about firearms and lives on a farm. She can first be found in the town of Blueberry in Red County. She is shooting at targets on the Blueberry Ammunation's roof, which can be accessed using a staircase right next to the Ammunation entrance. She doesn't seem to be there every day, so if you can't find her, try coming back the next ingame day. Also, you may have to have unlocked the San Fierro island before she will appear.
There is a special (but pointless) thing you can do with Helena before you start dating her. When you stand in front of Helena as she fires at the target, she will shoot you. If you let her shoot you until you die, your relationship with her will go up by 10%. However, you won't get any rewards from her before you start dating even if you get your relationship to 100%. And your relationship will reset to 15% when you start going out with her anyway, so there's no real reason to do this.
Note: since Helena's home is so far from everywhere you need to go, you may want to consider using a helicopter for dates. It's much faster for going to restaurants and the dance club, and it works fine for driving dates too. Appearance Preferences
* Low muscle (less than 25%) * Low fat * High sex appeal
Home
Helena lives on a farm in Flint Range. This is in between the cities of Los Santos and San Fierro, and nothing is very close to her home. Usual Times
* 00:00 to 2:00 * 08:00 to 12:00 * 14:00 to 00:00
Food Date
Helena likes restaurants. The closest restaurant to Helena's home is in the Rodeo district of Los Santos. Dancing Date
This date is kind of a pain with Helena, as the dance clubs are all really far away. I recommend the club in Los Santos since it seems to be a little closer, but you can make it to the one in San Fierro as well. Driving Date
Helena likes you to drive fairly slowly, at about the speed that you naturally coast down a gentle hill. She likes rural areas and some nice parts of town. This includes the area all around her farm, so I recommend just driving in circles through her fields until you get the fun bar up. Coffee
Helena probably won't let you come in for coffee until your relationship is at about 70%. Rewards
* For dating Helena you will gain access to a tool shed on her farm that contains a chainsaw, a flamethrower, Molotov cocktails, and a pistol. You will also be able to use her Bandito car. You don't need the keys as it has no doors to lock. * At 50% the game says you get the keys to her Bandito. But since you could already use her car, what you actually get is nothing. * At 100% Helena will give you Rural Clothes, which you can access in the special menu of your wardrobe. These are overalls and a sleeveless flannel shirt.
Spoiler: Barbara
Barbara Schternvart
Barbara is a divorced cop with two kids, the perfect match for a criminal like you. You never get to meet her kids though, so she could be lying about them. Note that although Barbara is a law enforcement official, she won't care if you commit crimes around her.
Barbara can be found in the town of El Quebrados, which in the northwest part of the map (Las Venturas island). She will be in the parking lot of the police station that is just north of the El Quebrados Pay n' Spray. Appearance Preferences
* high fat (around 50% or more) * high sex appeal
Home
You never find out where Barbara actually lives. Instead, you'll pick her up right where you first found her, at the police station is El Quebrados. Usual Times
* 00:00 to 6:00 * 16:00 to 00:00
Food Date
Barbara likes diners, and fortunately for you there's a diner along the highway just a short distance southwest of El Quebrados. If you have a vehicle that is good for driving off-road, that can help you get there faster. Dancing Date
Dancing will be Barbara's most annoying type of date to do, since she lives a long way from any cities. You can either go to the club in Las Venturas or the one in San Fierro, but both are pretty far away. I usually go to the one in San Fierro, since it seems to be a little closer. Driving Date
Barbara likes very slow speeds, but it is possible to go too slow. She likes the area all around El Quebrados, so you can just drive her slowly down the nearby roads until she asks you to take her home. Coffee
Barbara should start inviting you in at about 60% relationship. Rewards
* For dating: You get out of jail free after being arrested, and you get to keep all of your weapons! * At 50%: You'll get the keys to her Ranger (those police SUVs you always see in rural areas). * At 100%: You'll get a cop outfit, which is the standard blue uniform worn by the police in the game.
