Create-A-Myth II

After the create-a-cheat, I decided to make a new create-a-myth thread!!

I'll start:

If you fly southeast for a LOOOOOOONG time in a Shamal, you'll crash into a wall with a tropical tree "billboard" saying "Greetings from Vice City". That is actually what it says when you go from the first to the second mainland (and vice versa) in GTA: Vice City.

If you stay outside of little probe inn all night eventually you'll see someone walking around outback. if you get to close they disappear, but if you stay far away eventually you'll see those zombie looking hicks start running out of nowhere to the spot and just standing around. They all die in the morning.

If you go to the small town in Bone County at 0:00, you'll see a skeleton running around town. Hurry though, he only runs from 0:00 to 1:00. If you try to kill him, he'll disappear.

If you win the billiard game 1'000 consecutive times, then Geet Siriram Sethi, the 1992 WPBSA World Championship winner (world champion of billiard) is going to have to give his cup or medal or whatever he won to you.

WTF! Mario cameo!
If you drive around in a Bullet(car) for 24 hours(Real time) you will fire Bullet Bills from all RPGs and Rocket Launchers.

UFO + Ray Gun
If you land a small plane or helicopter in Area 69, destroy every SAM and all the vehicles(icluding your ntry vehicle) th ground will open up and there will be an UFO, however if you go down there an alien will appear and try to vapourize you, wait for the guards to kill it then kill the guards, pick up the ray gun and make off with the UFO.

DUAL CHAINGUNZZZZZZZZZ!
If you've completed the UFO + Ray Gun myth you'll get the mission 'Fly Me To The Moon' to do it go to each of your GF's houses in your UFO and kill them with the lazors, thn go back to Area 69 and allow yourself to be shot down, BUT make sure you leave only one SAM before you go down. Destroy the last SAM and you'l be able to go into the Research centre. Inside you'll find the dead alien. Set fire to him with the flamethrower and a coutdown will appear. Grab the chain gun and GTFO of there. Your UFO will be there, sparkling new get in it ina hold dow the X button you shoot up in the sky and be ver close to the moon if you look down you'll see nothing but the cloud layer. look up and the moon will fill our screen. Shoot it with the Alien Rockets and it'll shatter fly through the Black Hole it creates and you'll be on the Moon(even though you blew it to bits...) head North and you'll se a small tow Go into it and it'll say 'Bone Country' get your Chain Gun out and murder everyone you see(Oddly you'll have infinite ammo). Then exit the town. Your UFO will be in front of you. Get in it and fly east. suddenly you UFO ill explode and you'll fall to your death landing in Las Venturas. When you spawn you'll have Dual Chain Guns with Infinite ammo. SCORE!

He means Chain Gun. It's the Mini Gun.

If you finish the story in under 10 hours, a Shamal will pop up in the Las Ventures Airport allowing you to go to Liberty City.

If you run for 24:00 straight *game time*, a Gold medalist will come and kick your ass.