The last one kind of got messed up. I am starting a new one.

Here are the rules:

Do not reply unless you are continuing the story.
Always put three periods at the end of a reply.
Try to make it less confusing than the other story.
You can use any characters from the game, other games, or
real life.
"Bleep" any innapropriate words.
Make sure the replies are related to Grand Theft Auto San Andreas.
If things get confusing, quote this sentence... "People aren't listening" ... and I will start it over.

Here it goes:

One day, CJ climbed up Mount Chiliad. It took him 24 hours (24 minutes in real life) to make it to the top.

CJ: Damn I am exhausted! Now I got to walk back down. Son of a *****!
Some visitors are a little pissed off about his complaining.
V: Hey, watch your mouth!
CJ: Hey, it's a free country!
V: Then I guess I can do this!
The visitor pushes CJ off the edge of the mountain. Fortunately, his backpack is really a parachute, and he falls slowly to the ground. He runs into Bigfoot on the way to the trail, who is near a helecopter.
BF: YOU NEVR GT COPTER!
Bigfoot charges toward CJ. BANG! CJ takes a desert eagle and blows his brains out. CJ heads up the mountain. He gets to the top and goes to kill the visitor. Unfortunately, the visitor is already dead. CJ finds the body next to a camper. A dark, hooded figure turns around. CJ is surprised to see...

ooc:man this is even weirder than the last lol:end ooc

cj:leatherface!!!!!!! you have returned!! i thought i finished you AND bigfoot in the last story!
lf:that is why you fail padiwan now you must die!!!!
leatherface raises cj in the air with his force choke
cj:ackkkkkcough ugh!
bigfoot:CJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOO!!!! tackles leatherface
lf:bigfoot my OTHER arch nemises!
bf:yes it is i!
pulls out a flowing purple cape
they both get into a huge chainsaw vs. foot battle who wins?

off topic

This is a new story. Try not to relate it to the last one.
CJ already killed bigfoot.

ooc:sigh put ooc when going off topic also it's better if we revive bigfoot:end ooc:

suddenly out of nowhere Jimmy Hopkins and some jocks from bullworth academy run and bully LF
LF: Hey stop it! I'm telling
JH: HAHAHA DORK!!!!
Jocks: Stop hitting yourself!
CJ: Thanks Jimmy!
JH: I own you!
Jimmy starts to beat up CJ and he gives up.
JH: who's the boss now? I can't hear you dork! Who's the boss now?
CJ: you
JH: Good, so you girls learn to play nice!
Two weeks later Jimmy is hanging with the grove boys when....

Off Topic:This is my first time doing something like this,so sorr if it sucks;) End Off Topic

Tenpenny comes back from the dead!{insert dramatic music here}
JH:What do you want?
TP:Do you know where CJ is?
JH:Ya,he's in a trashcan a few blocks away cause he thought he was the boss of me!
TP:*Shoots a Grove Member in the head*He's not.I am!
JH:You won this round!*Runs away*
Tenpenny finds CJ at a trashcan,like Jimmy said.
CJ:Tenpenny!?I thought I handled your racist *bleep* crooked cop peice of *bleep* *bleep* in that End of The Curve mission!
TP:It was LINE you dumbbleep!Sweet was dumb!Instead of letting you cap me,you guys left.An ambulance came by and hooked me up!It's time for payback. CJ gets out of the trashcan and whips out his Deagle and aims at Tenpenny's head.Tenpenny does the same.It's a Mexican Standoff.They both get their tringer fingers ready when...

leather face chainsaws tenpennies head off!!!!!!!!

lf:cj it's time!!!
cj:nooooooo plz im only! [insert age here]
[insert dramatic music here]
just then a huge furry thing comes and turns around waveing it's long purple [belived to be indigo] cape at cj
???:cj nooooooo!!! grabs chainsaw and throws it miles away then it hits....

Algernon
Algie: Ummm Furry thing here is your chainsaw!
???: Thanks dork!
JH: Hey leave him alone! Thats my job!
CJ: Oh no
JH: What?
out of nowhere comes.....

Claude Speed from GTA III !

CJ:Hey you that punk @$$ B!T(H who gave me that $#!Thole of a garage in Dorhoty!****ing snake without a tounge!

CS:*silence since he was mute*

CJ:Answer me B!T(H!

JH:Tha guy ain't nothing!*Attemps to humiliate Claude but gets kicked in the face*

JH:Owww What the heck!?

*The the large furry things runs over CS and he gets wasted*

CJ:This day was weird...who's up for Burger Shot?

JH:Me

LF:I'm in

Furry thing:Same here

They all go to Burger Shot and get a Bleeder.All of a sudden,then see someone get out of the bathroom.It's...

Gary: HAHAHAHA. You wanna run this gang jimmy! Iwanna run this gang. Only one of us can and its gonna be me!
???: Hopkins, You shouldn't be doing that!
it was.....

A Zombie: *Eats Gary's brains and becomes Zombie*
*Ghostbusters agent come*:We are not reliable for zombies *leaves*
CJ:WELL *bleep* YOU THEN!
*ChiroVette comes*: Die myths! *closes zombie thread*
CJ:Thanks Chiro
Chiro:No prob... OH SHIT!!!
Then...

Frazeb comes and starts a riot between all the forums!!!
Chiro: I hereby ban you Frazeb for starting a riot between all the forums!
CJ: LOL that was funny!
JH: Just like that time Gary started a riot at Bullworth...
out from behind burger shot comes....

A human-sized talking burger:I will help you!
CJ:*munch*
A human-sized talking burger:HEY! Oh my gosh I'm ketchuping!
CJ: Yo I'm sorry homie.
A human-sized talking burger:It's cool man, at least I'm not musturding.
CJ:Well....where the *bleep* did you come from?
A human-sized talking burger:The myths thread. But I didn't want to exist. Here take this. You will defeat that Loch Ness Monster...HEY I'M MUSTURDING!!!
CJ:Sorry 'bout that. I'll get right to it. (leaves)
A human-sized talking burger: DUDE THIS IN NOT COOL! I DON'T HAVE INSURANCE!!!
CJ: That was *bleep*ed up. Well let's see what's in this package...



This message was edited by ultimaslayerx on May 28 2008.

a chainsaw!!!
halo theme song plays
cj:my what a lovely gift!
chainsaw starts shining brightley!!

[that sucked but i dont feel like comeing up with a good story]

Guys SSAS 3 is up now plz go there!