WHAT WOULD U DO IF U WERE LEON? - Page 10

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WHAT WOULD U DO IF U WERE LEON?

I'd try to look more masculine for starters.

Masculine, like Chris with his 19385 inch biceps.

Take out a gameshark and say 'OK, time to cheat!'

LOL!

Yell at the woman back at HQ to send in some freakin backup.

1. I wouldn't have this job in the first place.

2. I would constantly call for back up.

3. I wouldn't have kicked Bitores Mendez, I would use my gun (End of Chapter 1-1).

4. I would rob the Merchant.

5. I would be way too scared to go across the lake.

6. I would hide in the cupboard that Ashley hides in (Cabin raid Chapter 2-2).

7. I would climb over most of the outside doors (Village exit).

8. I wouldn't go into the Castle.

9. I would give the Garrador the Specsavers phone number.

10. I would skip the sewer part and just climb over the banister in the ritual hall.

11. I would swim across all the water halls.

12. I would steal Ada's grappling gun.

13. I wouldn't go to the island, I would save my butt.

14. I would piss myself at the sight of the regenerators.

15. I would stick a grenade down the mouth of a regenerator, wait for it to blow all the guts out of it, then scream out "REGENERATE THAT B****", then run before it actually does regenerate.

16. I wouldn't take Ashley down the waste dump, I would have gone back the way I came.

17. I wouldn't trust Ashley to ride the bulldozer.

18. I would ask Mike to send a rope ladder down for me to climb on the helicopter.

19. I would take the enemies' weapons, especially JJ's gun.

20. I would shoot Salazar and Saddler all of the times they talk in person.

21. I would demand a massive bonus from my boss when I get back.

22. I would commit suicide in loads of places.

23. I would dress like a Ganado and try and fool them.

Woah! I've overdone it.........XD

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Ashley in the popstar outfit is HOT!

To hell with that! Ashley in the Knight uniform.

i dont see why people bag ashley out so much i mean sure she looks like a monkey and cant kick a male granados in the grion but she can throw lanterns at them i mean not even leon thought of that.

also if i was leon i would remeber all the mcguyver episode i watched as a kid and make my own helicopter out the bones found in the first granads' house.

ashley is annoying but pretty cute i guess, but she is annoying that i wish to kill her, n the ending where leon sez no to havin secks w/ ashley, i would hav don it if i was him,even thogh shes annoy, shes the president daughter, lol i would like to hav secks w/ ada if i was him n ada is hotter then ashley fock ashley