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*enters threads, reads post*

I'm actually Maggie, the plant behind the door. My neurotoxins will eventually kill you all.

Spoiler:

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you all commit suicide by the end of this thread. The sequel to this thread will star Mo's son hellbent on revenge, called GDII: The return of the Neurotoxins...FROM HELL!!

Mo's son will also have a chainsaw for a penis. The Pursuit will play the role of Mo's sons love interest. Current auditions for Mo's son will be held tomorrow.

Because you have a vagina as tough as diamond.

quote The Pursuit

Ded Valve Woah Woah Woah....... why do I have to have sex with chainsaw penis?

Don't worry, thanks to special effects these days we can use the CG and the bluescreen and the iphone and whatnot to simulate an extremely real representation of a chainsaw penis being inserted in ancient alien-human hybrid toothed vagina.

...We will however need to install 64 razor sharp glass shards inside your vagina to give the appearance that it has teeth, now don't you worry we'll be sure to give you a log to bite down on while we begin the surgery of jamming glass shards up there.

Oh and Mo you play as a spirit of yourself, your role will be providing the staff with coffee and donuts and you will not get any screentime nor will your name show up in the credits but I assure you that you are the most important member of this team. Now give me a double moca-latte with cream and a glazed jelly filled sugar donut dammit.

No.

Oh I was talking about Ded Valve's post, you ninja'd me.

Now to subtly and seamlessly change the subject...

HEY GUYS started playing AC1 at last. Damn that shit's good.

quote Whitefalcon

Now to subtly and seamlessly change the subject...

HEY GUYS started playing AC1 at last. Damn that shit's good.

I would like it, if it had Cutscenes, instead of Altaïr standing still talking for minutes, doing the same task 9 times, And a little easier combat system, because precise hitting to counter can be annoying, and the enemy overusing that damn slash and uppercut move near the end of the story, that's almost impossible to block and counter, and takes a lot off the health bar, that you can't replenish yourself, but have to wait for it to do.

I like it better in the games that follow, even though, some people complained it was too easy, and they rather have it like AC1, but if that's the case, they should have an option to choose for a difficulty level, would make anyone happy instead of a what you see is what you get thing.