Now, before you go looking at the spoiler humour me and imagine a few things.
Imagine a striker who has the strength of Christopher Samba Imagine a striker who bends it like Beckham. Imagine a striker who is as quick as Luis Suarez. Imagine a striker who finishes like Falcao Imagine a striker who heads the ball like Chicarito Imagine a striker with a vertical leap like Tim Cahill Imagine a striker with the anticipation of Pippo Inzaghi Imagine a striker who can pass the ball like Hamsik Imagine a striker who slots penalties like Balotelli Imagine a striker who is 2 inches taller than Peter Crouch.
Now, imagine one striker who is all these things.
Spoiler:Kramer
I spotted this kid while I was at United, and finally had the money to sign him when I took over Atletico Madrid. Has been great, and at only 21 will be a footballing god by the time I finish with him. He is rated at 4.5* while Falcao is only 3.5*
His 3D model during games is enormous and dwarfs defenders, it's almost comical. Particularly considering he is so strong and fast aswell. Anyone else had a striker this tall that had more ability than a bowl of custard?