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quote harbin91

Any Blackburn fans on here, sorry, but my team just shitted all over them.. and it wasn't the hard type of shit that doesn't make a mess, it was the really runny, smelly type of diarrhea shit that gets everywhere. I'm sure you all know the type... the ones that you get when you've had a bad curry or something, and it's just absolutely terrible, where its not quite solid but it's not quite water either... the type that makes you weak at the knees when you've finally got it all out of the system.



I mean, Blackburn was just terrible and it was only because of some poor decision making from my strikers and good keeping from Alex McCarthy that stopped us getting 10 goals. 715 attempted passes, 655 on target. 91% accuracy, pass master this match, M'Vila with 112 out of 114 of his passes hitting the target before I subbed him on the 84th minute... that was largely a second XI as well

Any negatives from the game? Only 2 CCCs... like I said, had some poor decision making from my strikers at times... such as Boyd deciding to stay 8 yards offside then complained when he got caught out.

Don't think I've ever held 80% possession either.

Doubt I'll replicate that performance against Arsenal at the Emirites in my 2nd Leg CL Quarters.

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quote harbin91

Any Blackburn fans on here, sorry, but my team just shitted all over them.. and it wasn't the hard type of shit that doesn't make a mess, it was the really runny, smelly type of diarrhea shit that gets everywhere. I'm sure you all know the type... the ones that you get when you've had a bad curry or something, and it's just absolutely terrible, where its not quite solid but it's not quite water either... the type that makes you weak at the knees when you've finally got it all out of the system.

Thanks for that image. was just about to tuck into my sunday dinner aswell.lol think I'l have to leave it and put it in the microwave later.