FM Therapy Couch - Page 6

I had enough of being *bleep*ed over in my other fm saves so i thought if you can't beat them you might aswell join them. I started a new save as Man City and intended to *bleep* over every team i could- it all started off well ( the highlight being the 5-0 trouncing of Man Utd at home) and then aguero decides he's scored enough for the year and chooses to miss every opportunity given to him, after losing the league to United with 2 games to go, he then has the cheek to score 4 goals in the final two games.

2-0 up against Benfica, last couple of minutes 2-2

...3-1 up against Braga...3-3 in the last couple of minutes.

Braga match had Contain > Play more safer on... also so that clearly made *bleep* all difference!

20 shots consisting of 6 CCCs and 6 half chances to Ajax's 1 CCC and 3 half chances

lose 2-1

what the *bleep* is that about SI you pricks

They dominated to be fair.

It seems every game I get a big referee decision go against me! It's 0-0, penalty after the guy dives. Another game it was 1-1, they score a goal which is offside, yet it stands. Another I was winning 1-0 and my player is fouled in the area. It was a penalty but the ref plays on and the score. In my latest game I'm on a poor run of form, 1-1 and I score, ruled out for a foul which wasn't a foul. They then score 2 minutes later, *bleep*ing bullshit!

Naughty strikers for the computer = GOD

World class strikers for me = Michael Ricketts in costume

Aaarrgghhh! I set my tactics so my players play short passes, which they do.. I also ask my keeper to distribute to a defender, so that I keep the ball. My keeper, from his hands, gives it to a defender, from a goal kick he launches it long every time.. there's a reason WHY I have you set to distribute to a defender, it's because our strikers and wingers are about 5 foot 3!

Come 4th in the league in the first year with wolves. Year 2 comes along and I've strengthened my squad nicely. Suddenly my team can't even make 3 passes in a row, shoot from distance when I've told them not to, and the defense just give up on everything... Absolutely choked right now. Lost first 3 games of the season. Sometimes I wonder why I even like playing this game. Time to shelf for a bit I guess. *bleep* you SI.