FM Therapy Couch - Page 16

Carrizo you *bleep*ing idiot. Long played through, his shot squirms under Carrizo but it's fine, it's rolling to the byline. Carrizo chases it, suddenly stops, and Long nips in and scores. You *bleep*ing tard.

If anyone watches John Green's Swindon Town videos, it was exactly the same as what Bunsen Burna did, but they scored.

quote Benjamino

If anyone watches John Green's Swindon Town videos, it was exactly the same as what Bunsen Burna did, but they scored.

Spoiler:Swindon Town

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I knew there was another.

Selling one of your best defenders for £15m then the replacement you lined up signing a new contract ftl

i hate it when a team bids on your player and you reject it, then the player automatically wants a payrise of 50k a week or more. its fine if it happens sometimes, BUT EVERY TIME IT HAPPENS

and what pisses me off ever more is, ill have a conversation with them, they 'drop it' and then the team will come with another offer, ill reject it, AND HE WANTS A NEW CONTRACT AGAIN, EVEN THOUGH I TOLD HIM TO *bleep* OFF A FEW DAYS EARLIER.

*bleep*

Actually hate playing United, always lose, defenders just leave them to wonder forward and score. *bleep*'s sake. Puts me off continuing a save if I have to watch it every *bleep*ing time.

Athletic(A)--Athletic(H)--Spurs(A)--Chelsea(H).

Bloody fixture list. Athletic is Europa League 4th qualifying round.

Ah yes, the 1 shot match winning goals...gotta love them. Or in my case, every shot is a goal after only having 2-3 attempts to my 30+ in a "thrilling match" 2-2 or 3-3 draw. I score, then they *bleep*ing automatically score straight away haxx.

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Is it impossible to convince a player to stay at the club? 4/5 times they get all pissy at me, and it ends up with them saying "our relationship has broken down". It pisses me off to no end.

give them a nice juicy expensive contract extension

my undefeated team (seriously, 36 wins and 2 draws last season) gets overran and concedes a 45 yarder (or seems like it) against newly promoted Norwich

then, (3 days later) i go and trounce AC Milan 2-0 at their place