enemies Funny things you've heard around Pandora.... - Page 2

quote Rayxanber

Raging Goliaths : "I want to see you on your GOD DAMN KNEES!!!"

I peed a little. D;

they also say something about wanting to stick their thumbs in your eyes.

quote Shinobi_razor

quote Rayxanber

Raging Goliaths : "I want to see you on your GOD DAMN KNEES!!!"

I peed a little. D;

they also say something about wanting to stick their thumbs in your eyes.

"I'm going to crush your skull... with my THUMBS! RRROOOOAAAARRR"



When he's a badass goliath completely leveled up and four levels or so above me, I can about believe it.

"I Didn't Even buy my lunch" "this was my last day before retirement"

One time I was saving and quitting and the whole time I hear "SOMEONE'S BORED". I thought it was pretty funny that they would put something like that in here.

quote Megas MkII

When Buzzard pilots start doing the Ride of the Valkyries song, I laugh heartily. 'Da-da-DAda-da-da da-dada-DA DA-DAda-DA-da da-dada-da!' The first five times I laughed so hard I had to pause the game so I could collect myself.

Thats gotta be my favourite as well. Always makes me giggle.

im hungry i wanna eat your babies!

quote Ajax

BRAKABRAKABRAKA

It was the first thing the damn gun said. I pissed myself.

That damned gun, annoys me so much I can't believe it. I'm all but rooted to the ground, and then it starts screaming whenever I fire it... It's nothing compared to the sniper rifle that Hyperion gave me. Always complaining about one thing or another. 'There are children on Pandora that can't afford ammo, you know!' or 'You wouldn't need to reload so much if you were a better shot!'. Or EXP Loader #1430, the Loader turned shotgun, when I zoom in. 'I spy with my little eye'... Though I like him. I'm going to do the mission on another playthrough for the shield he becomes. That way, I'll have two of him.

And I agree that anything Tiny Tina says is gold. 'I'm a little tea pot, bloody and cut. Here is my handle, here is my butt. *Explosion* Whoops.'