community Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!

Well this is my first time to ever host one of these or even join in one so hopefully I can get this all right. I will post a picture and for about 3 days we will all post our best caption on the photo. Try to be as funny or witty as possible, even though none of you are and at the end of those three days the winner of the last round will say their favorite caption and that will be the winner then so on and so forth. I will judge the first round .

I will start this out then:



GO!

Come on guys don't be scared.

TBH, can't say I much care for the choice of image. It's too plain, just a picture of a character in the game.

Ellie? Why are you looking at me like that? You're not imagining me as a steak again are you?

Ellie: Chicken, actually.

"Im more woman than you can handle"

"This is why we have beer goggles.."

after finding out she wasn't a playable character in Borderlands 2, Lilith fell into a spiral of depression, gorging on deep fried skags to numb the unbearable pain....

Vault hunter : After meeting your daughter Moxxi, the only tips I have are to keep your legs closed and hide the fried chicken.

Surprised that the overalls actually fit over all.