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LOL loving the Heskey updates!

Shearer was well 'arsh!

When I turned up for training, alone in a foreign country, I was worried. The club had been fantastic in arranging a hotel for me to stay in for the first few weeks, but on €10,000 a week I'll soon be finding my very own house! Fortunately, the move to Spain meant that I spoke the language, although I found their accents hard to get by at first.  

The team were really welcoming, and the manager was positive, he's putting me in the lineup for the friendlies, he said!



I told him, I am an attacking midfielder! I do not play well as a defensive player, and I'll be talking to the manager about this!
I am very tired after my first match against West Ham. An English team I think, typical. They were very slow on the ball and we won 1-0, I got the assist! 



I am on the flight home from England. The weather there reminds me of Patagonia, very cold and rainy for August! We are not happy after losing 5-0 to Arsenal. I remember this team when they beat Barcelona here last year, but Barca still won in the end! Once again I am played as a defensive midfielder but I am finding a way into the box-to-box role. However I was substituted at half time, it was only 1-0 then I went off.. 5-0! Hopefully I have proved my worth, perhaps Arsenal will sign me next season?

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I actually thought it was a real Spanish person for a few seconds with the way it was wrote, I don't know why.

Probably cos I complained about England the whole time. It's very easy to write like a foreigner just by switching word order a bit so in English it sounds unnatural but is still understandable.

CHRIS MORTON

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I'm sitting in heaven, well, my idea of heaven. It is a West Ham lounge. I am sitting here waiting for it to start in 20 minutes. When I see Ron Greenwood, I am amazed! He was our best gaffer ever! I remember that West Ham are playing Barnsley, I whip out my BlackBerry Bold, and check on BBC Sport. WOW! We're winning 1-0 after Sam Baldock scoring in the 6th minute. That's his 16th this season. The John Smiths is coming out, and I pour myself a pint. I promised myself that I was on a Lager-Only Alcohol diet. The Tanoy Speaks up: "Can all People opposed to the signing report to the Devonshire memorial room, you will be escorted by a Chaffeur to the contract signing room. Thank You."

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I am wearing my best suit from the '90s, and it definitely has impressed Heskey, but he keeps giving Lyall and Pardrew a weird look, as if he is about to kidnap them. He is feasting on Brownies and Vodka. he Devonshire memorial room is even better than the lounge! it has a platter of chinese food. I wait for 10 Minutes, when I see my mate, Jamie Lovell. "Hey, mate! So you got invited as well!" he exclaims. "2-0 Hammers, by the way!" We're certainly tonking Barnsley!

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We are escorted, but I hear a funny hissing sound, and then a Shot. We dive for cover, realising it is a gunshot. "We're Not *bleep*ing leaving the Boleyn, ya prick Sullivan!" Yells a hooligan's voice, me and Jamie dive under a platter table and see Paolo Di Canio pick up a snooker cue and attempt to hit this hooligan. The Chaffeur is walloped with a baseball bat, and our owner, David Sullivan, can be seen outside the window, in a fully-armed Chopper Gunner. He sprays bullets through the windows, attempting to hit the hooligans goons. Oh damn, I thought to myself, I should've trusted my instincts.

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SotF

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D3structor Superb update. I want more action in the third one to make it possibly one of my favourite Fifa storys of all time

Wow i didn't know you liked it that much! Yes i promise more action than an american superhero film!

Crewe Alexandra - The road to glory - part 4

Heskey Time! - Part 3

Whilst Emile Heskey has been out injured unfortunately the Crewe side that he has graced with his 'Heskey Spirit' has been struggling. Alan Shearer was quoted saying "Emile Heskey is Englands best target man." whilst Neoseeker member robzda was quoted saying "Emile Heskey is my favourite player and Heskey Time is my favourite song." on neoseeker. Well let's get our verdict from former Crewe favourite Dean Ashton

Dean Ashton's Blog

Emile Heskey is a player every team would like to have. He has amazing skills, his speed is just so unmatchable and his strength is just so... amazing. If you get on the wrong side of him you will know what is going to happen to you... Meanwhile Crewe's results on the pitch haven't been great over the past month, they have a very promising squad who have what it takes to become one of Englands best. Heskey could lead this development with Shearer.

They have also got players like Shaun Miller, Jay Lynch, Matt Tootle and Nick Powell who have great potential. Shaun Miller is a great poacher and has scored a lot of goals and I am tipping him to get 25 goals this season. Jay Lynch, the goalkeeper on loan from Bolton has been tipped to replace Joe Hart for England when Hart gets rusty at an older age and he has been spectacular this season. Matt Tootle is a very good attacking full back who can cut it in the Championship easily at the moment. His attacking runs and superb crosses have set up lots of goals for Crewe and he can be very proud of it. Nick Powell is tipped to be in Crewes midfeild 3 along with superb Spanish playmakers in Juan Carlos and Lazaro.

Crewe Alexandra can be very hopeful for the future.

The end.

That is a very positive blog from Dean Ashton.

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This forum is turning into A Clockwork Orange lol

PaulCustus

Have a look at Davy Claude Angan

Crewe Alexandra - The road to glory - part 5

'Emile Heskey has been accused of raping a 19 year old girl at a night out in nearby Chester. We are not sure if this is a hoax or not as the girl was not in a distressed state when we saw her' was a quote from Greater Manchester police officer Robzda on TV. I switched the TV off and went to bed. I knew this was going to go all wrong. I just knew it would go wrong. I was worried so in the book I was currently reading I was reading the same line again and again. I was reading the same line again and again. I was reading the same line again and again. I was reading the same line agaainnn and aggaiiinnnn... then I fizzled off into my lovely nighttime dream. Why did it have to be our key player that always got arrested though?

Anyway we had a poor month in October in which we only won twice. A 2-1 win away at Hereford and a 1-0 win at home to Gillingham in the JPT. We lost our first game of the season away at Oxford - 2-1, followed by a 2-2 draw away at Shrewsbury. We then had a draw at Southend were we dominated. Then Crewe put in a horrible performance and lost 5-1 at Bristol Rovers Memorial Ground. Before rounding off with a 5-0 loss at Everton and a 1-1 draw at home to Swindon.

We also had to play an all u21 defence against Bristol Rovers and Everton because of injuries and suspensions in the clubs defence. Not very good at all.

I had now woke up. 8:17am. Instead of having breakfast in the morning I went to the TV to see the Heskey Rape verdict and this was the official report.

The Police Report

So in the end it was very very good news off the pitch but not very good news on the pitch. Heskey was warned by Shearer 'just incase' plus we had already agreed a transfer for a Portugal or Spain future player to join. An attacking midfielder called Christobal.