10 reasons why the new smash will suck - Page 3

If this is a joke thread, maybe it should be in the title...I came in thinking somebody was just bashing the game without having played it (for obvious reasons).

Good thing I read the posts. :L

PwnageMaster67

srry i wasnt clear, i know sakurai made all the smash games, the difference was that for brawl he was too engrossed with the idea of "including everyone" meaning to include the casual gamers into a naturally competitive game. The idea sounded awesome but it seemed that the competitive community got slapped in the face when sakurai made changes to fit the casual players in (hence my reasonings from before). And if you hadn't known this, he virtually made the game himself with little help from his crew. Meaning he did the character designs, the storyline, the music and stage design, and most importantly (which is where the butt of the joke lies) the debugging. Thats where his major fault lied and why i JOKINGLY mentioned his name.

Now for mewtwo, i never mentioned the word "fans" in my spiel from earlier, so he must be referring to u. If not then he misunderstood (which i noticed you corrected). I dont understand why a website was created to get mewtwo off the roster for SSBB if so thats the dumbest thing i ever heard in my life (my opinion obviously). And "everyone" isnt a small group of 200 people with a dumb obsession to get rid of a character. And calling an insignificant portion of people "fans" compared to tens of thousands that plays super smash bros who arent as bold as they were is beyond idiotic. Also i dont give a rats ass if everyone in the world wanted mewtwo gone, i will still want to see him in SSB4. He doesnt have to be good *cough* ganondorf *cough* to be able to go into a sequal. If i want mewtwo back i want him back, get off my grill already!

P.S 67. Goldeen actually does OHKO when sprayed by water...

Oh noes, actual discussion in a joke thread? I'd say that counts as reason number 68.

70. bbb gets banned from tourneys for being god tier.

73. mlp:fim characters will be added, causing a brony VS haters war.

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quote Cammi_Cakes

62. The Knee of Justice is nerfed even more.
63. All characters get partnered up Ice Climbers style.
63. The game becomes live action.
64. The Wii U has no Gamecube controller port (or equivalent).
65. The entire roster becomes a dumping ground for Fifth Gen Pokemon.

What do you mean by "live action"?

The characters are played by real people.

All I have to say is...

*bleep* Jigglypuff

85. the wii u version will be overdosingly better than the 3ds one