10 reasons why the new smash will suck

1. Extended character roster but *insert character here* will be missing and the fanboys will rage

2. Extended stage list but *insert absurdly large and gay stage here* will once again have to be banned

3. The online will suck

4. It's made by nintendo

5. There is going to be yet another game-breaking character/move that will ruin the competitive scene (as you see The Jiggz has done so in maylay cause it's boring as hell to watch her unless it's Mango's and it's evident in brawl with Superknight)

6. The fun items will be removed (soccer ball <33333 )

7. Less room for The Jiggz with all the extra garbage that's going to be added

8. Planking is an ongoing and popular AT, one which I am a proud user of, and will be even gayer in the next smash

9. There will be no option to switch items on/off

10. There is probably going to be an extension of the SSE/another phail story mode will be made

What reasons do you think will make the next smash suck [even more] :I?

yus ;I

Lol @ air tripping. Random gusts of wind come by and force you into helpless mode.

17. Blue shell is introduced, automatically kills player with the best record.

18. It will be too similar to Brawl, and hence not competitive and lazy on the part of the developer.

19. It will be too different from Brawl, ruining all the technique and experience you've trained so hard for and being less fun.

28.People will enevenatly be dissapointed at whatever nintendo does.
29.Golden Sun will be ignored again.
30.Stages will be able to instant kill people it chooses not to like.
31.All final smashes will be turned into Land Master

33. Ganondork will still only use his sword for taunt.

quote SonicFire

5. There is going to be yet another game-breaking character/move that will ruin the competitive scene (as you see The Jiggz has done so in maylay cause it's boring as hell to watch her unless it's Mango's and it's evident in brawl with Superknight)

7. Less room for The Jiggz with all the extra garbage that's going to be added

8. Planking is an ongoing and popular AT, one which I am a proud user of, and will be even gayer in the next smash

What the hell does any of this mean? its makes no freakin sence

Are all of these reasons true? Like, are they actually in the game, or are you guys guessing or predicting?

SonicFire You should change the thread title to 1001 reasons the new smash will suck
lets see if we can get to 1001 before the game comes out
#35 Gets rid of BR.