community Neoseeker FC - Story of my Season - Page 3

Nice work so far Cashis with the videos and everything. Though I think they could be even better if you commentated like an excitable foreign commentator.

Like this..

Injured: Cashis

Off Form: Nobody



GK: Februarys Shadow
RB: Lone Warrior
RCB: Matty
LCB: Chelskiman
LB: High Road
DMF: Klimowicz
CMF: ResistanceFailure
RMF: Whelan
LMF: tidus04
SS: Bs
CF: Highbury Highs

Subs:

1. Forrest Gump
2. Daveyposhboy
3. vipa
4. Crate_o_Carling
5. Goonjimbo
6. Djdaley
7. parmar1993

10: GOAL! - Klimowicz finds tidus04 out wide on the left. He takes Coleman on the outside and whips one of his usual lovely crosses for Bs to head in, unmarked. 1-0 Neo!

17: Highbury Highs passes inside to ResistanceFailure who lets fly from 25 yards - his low drive is gathered by Howard.

21: Chelskiman wins the ball and sets off on one of his forward runs. He finds Bs who plays it to tidus04 who has taken up a position in the middle. He cuts inside and lays on a wonderful through ball for Bs to run onto. Distin is all over him but he still manages to get the shot away with his left foot. He tries a cheeky dink but Howard stops it. Distin hoofs it away for a corner.

22: Whelan curls the resulting corner in. It skims off Jagielka's head at the near post and goes all the way through to Chelskiman at the back stick. He slides and knees the ball towards goal - Howard knocks it round the post.

25: Whelan is found by ResistanceFailure in the centre near the D. He cuts inside onto his left and unleashes a decent effort on goal - just wide. Howard was scrambling.

27: Baxter finds Donovan out wide right. He shapes to shoot but High Road crunches into him and wins the ball excellently.

33: Pienar plays in a very early cross. Stracqualursi beats ResistanceFailure in the air and flicks it onto Baxter - however, Chelskiman makes a last-ditch sliding block. Baines put the resulting corner in - Distin has a free header but Lone Warrior clears it off the line with his shoulder.

45: Some fancy footwork by Whelan gives him an inch of space which he uses to cross left-footed to the back stick. tidus04 heads over under pressure from Coleman.

Half time: I switched High Road & Lone Warrior over cos I realised they were on the wrong sides.

HT Sub: Bs off, parmar1993 on

57: Coleman puts a ball in for Stracqualursi but his header is terribly wide.

63: Whelan plays it inside to ResistanceFailure who takes a touch and hits it from 25 yards. It hits the bar and Jagielka just manages to stop parmar1993 from touching in the rebound.

63: Sub: Whelan off, Crate_o_Carling on

64: GOAL! - The resulting corner is cleared to High Road on the right. He plays it up the line to tidus04 who skins Baines all ends up using the heel-to-heel trick. He side-foots it from a tight angle - Howard knocks it back into the 6 yard box where goal poacher Highbury Highs is there to tap it in. 2-0!

72: GOAL! - Straq plays a ball out to the right wing. Coleman crosses it first time and Fellaini diving headers it in. 2-1.

76: GOAL! - High Road bursts forward and knocks it into parmar1993's feet. He holds off Baines and plays it back inside to the onrushing Irishman who takes a touch before calmly dispatching it into the corner. 3-1!

76: Sub: Highbury Highs off, Goonjimbo on - Goon moves into AMF and parmar1993 plays up top by himself.

85: Crate_o_Carling cuts inside both Baines and Fellaini and squares it to ResistanceFailure who shoots from 22 yards left footed. Howard has to be at full stretch to push it round the post.

Final Score: Neoseeker FC 3-1 Everton

Goals:

11' Bs (tidus04)
65' Highbury Highs
72' Fellaini (Coleman)
78' High Road (parmar1993)

Man of the Match: ResistanceFailure

Lovely stuff, come on lads on a roll now! From what I've seen of Bs, he seems like the new Messi, keep it going!

Assist! hopefully that should book me a starting place in the team

i need to be getting some goals though, although as an SS i like making goals.

also i love my long haircut on the game, but if you can be bothered could you change it to short, straight, 23, pretty sure that's the one i usually have on the game.

Injured: Cashis (28 weeks)

Off form: Forrest Gump, vipa



GK: Februarys Shadow
RB: High Road
RCB: Matty
LCB: Chelskiman
LB: Lone Warrior
DMF: DaveyPoshboy
CMF: ResistanceFailure
RMF: Crate_o_Carling
LMF: tidus04
SS: Bs
CF: Highbury Highs

Subs:

1. Lyonnais
2. Klimowicz
3. Whelan
4. Pappi
5. Goonjimbo
6. djdaley
7. parmar1993

4: Cleverley plays an incisive through ball for Nani to run onto but Lone Warrior sprints across to slide him cleanly. The ball falls to Berbatov 30 yards out. His first-time shot is caught by Februarys Shadow

15: Crate_o_Carling switches a ball first-time to tidus04 on the left wing. He beats Rafael and cuts inside - however, his left-footed shot is way off target from 24 yards.

30: A driving run by DaveyPoshboy opens up a gap for ResistanceFailure who steadies himself and shoots. Kuzczak catches.

32: Anderson slips inbetween Matty and ResistanceFailure and dinks a wonderful ball through to Berbatov. Februarys Shadow comes out sharply and blocks the first-time left-footed attempt.

38: Nani plays a lobbed through ball towards Rooney. He outmuscles ResistanceFailure, comes inside and unleashes a piledriver that just goes wife of the far post.

47: ResistanceFailure feeds Bs on the edge of the area. He jinks and turns and engineers himself some room but mishits his shot and it trickles into Kuszack's hands.

52: Neo defend a period of crosses well and DaveyPoshboy heads one out for a corner. Anderson curls it in and Vidic stoops to head but Februarys Shadow catches without issue.

56: Bs plays Crate_o_Carling in down the right. He crosses into the middle and it is only partially cleared. ResistanceFailure regains control and finds Bs inside the box. Evra steamrolls into him and sends him flying but for some reason, no penalty is given.

61: Matty randomly joins the attack and the ball spills itself to him 25 yards from goal. He runs onto it and thwacks it towards the top corner powerfully but it just goes wide.

82: Subs: Crate_o_Carling off, djdaley on & ResistanceFailure off, Pappi on

87: djdaley gets the ball on the right and cuts inside. He curls a 25 yard left-footed effort just past the far post.

90: GOAL! - A quick kick from Februarys Shadow finds tidus04 down the right. He plays in djdaley who is too quick for Evra. He sprints forward and crosses it with his weaker right foot. Highbury Highs is the man who heads it past the Pole. 1-0 Neoseeker!

Final Score: Manchester United 0-1 Neoseeker FC

Goals:

90'+ Highbury Highs (djdaley)

Man of the Match: Chelskiman

36' should have gone in. :<

Bad at Europe but high flying in the EPL, HH injury time goal at United must be one of our moments of the season.

Injured: Guess who...

Off form: Klimowicz, Nathan



GK: Februarys Shadow
RB: High Road
RCB: Matty
LCB: Chelskiman
LB: Lone Warrior
DFM: DaveyPoshboy
CMF: Lyonnais
RMF: Whelan
LMF: tidus04
SS: parmar1993
CF: Highbury Highs

Subs:

1. Forrest Gump
2. ResistanceFailure
3. vipa
4. Crate_o_Carling
5. Goonjimbo
6. djdaley
7. Bs

7: Van Der Vaart plays a clever log over the defence. Adebayor runs onto it but the combined pressure of High Road and Chelskiman mean that he can only slide the ball into the keeper's grateful arms.

10: Adebayor knocks the ball down for Modric on the left who speculatively shoots from 35 yards. Februarys Shadow parries it to Chelskiman who clears.

13: Corner cleared to DaveyPoshboy but his long ranger flies over the bar.

27: Bentley chips one over the defence and Adebayor runs onto it. Februarys Shadow blocks smartly at his feet.

36: parmar1993 passes short to Highbury Highs who threads tidus04 through but Friedel blocks.

40: Lone Warrior fouls Van Der Vaart on the edge of the box. He takes the FK and puts it narrowly over.

43: Adebayor goes clear yet again. Februarys Shadow comes out and takes him out. Yellow card for the keeper. Van Der Vaart puts his free kick over again.

Half time sub: parmar1993 off, Bs on

49: GOAL! - DaveyPoshboy plays it to Bs who skins Assou-Ekotto and whips in a lovely ball to the back stick for Highbury Highs to nod in. 1-0 Neo against the run of play.

54: Bentley stumbles through the left side of Neo's defence but his shot from an angle flies wide.

Bs receives the ball on the edge of the box - he fake shots and shoots with his left but Friedel holds.

65: Booking for Highbury Highs after he crunches Walker.

71: Another DaveyPoshboy long ranger floats harmlessly over the crossbar.

83: Bs plays the ball into the path of High Road who hits it but his shot is weak and Friedel catches.

88: DaveyPoshboy passes forward to Highbury Highs who has his back to goal and Sandro right behind him. He twists and shoots but Friedel gathers.

Final Score: Tottenham Hotspur 0-1 Neoseeker FC

Goals:

50' Highbury Highs (Bs)

Man of the Match: DaveyPoshboy - despite his erratic shooting he won loads of tackles against the technically adept Spurs midfield.

Game winner against United first and now Tottenham, good day for HH!