general tes Who Would You Worship And Why

Hm, well it's kinda a three way tie now isn't it? My patron deity is Sheogorath because he gave me the WABBAJACK! And taught me how to do the fish stick (it's a very delicate state of mind); not to mention that in RL I'm crazier than a sack full of cats and Sheogorath could very well be my Dad!
Then there's Sanguine, he taught me the power of friendship and who to never drink with again because they get you married to a hagraven even if you're a female as well! Then gave me the Rose of Sanguine which turns my enemies into a dremora. Not a bad night- if you can forget about the hagraven...
And lastly is myself. The Almighty Dragonborn. Badass in a suit of Daedric armor. Please, please, hold your applause, aw who am I kidding? Go ahead, clap for your ruler! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! *cough* yes well. I think that just about wraps in up. So as a recap, #1 Sheogorath Daedric Prince of Madness #2 Sanguine Daedric Prince of Debauchery And #3 Me, myself, and I.