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psydn717 not-such-a-newbie total posts: 41 since: Jul 2011	Jan 25, 12 at 10:06pm ^ Skyrim Jokes
	Log in to remove this sponsored message I've thought alot about some good jokes related to Skyrim or even The Elder Scrolls series in general. I've only come up with a couple of one-liners but hopefully everybody else could have a few of their own. Here's what i've come up with. A Khajiit Werewolf A High Elf Vampire ------------------- White: Mark-2236 9515 2570 Platinum: Cam-2236 5878 7994
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Blood Wolf Good news travels slowly... Resident Neo total posts: 2756 since: Feb 2009	Jan 25, 12 at 10:43pm ^ re: Skyrim Jokes
	quote psydn717 A Khajiit Werewolf A High Elf Vampire If this is a joke then I really, really don't get it. ------------------- ...bad news has wings.
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psydn717 not-such-a-newbie total posts: 41 since: Jul 2011	Jan 25, 12 at 10:51pm ^ re: Skyrim Jokes
	Khajiit Werewolf: Cat turning into a dog. next one wasent a great joke, was good for a small laugh when i realised it. High Elf Vampire: Massive weakness to fire (75%) meaning a simple fire spell would kill them. ------------------- White: Mark-2236 9515 2570 Platinum: Cam-2236 5878 7994
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Resilience Disastrous Consequences Seeketh Maximus total posts: 5089 since: Oct 2008	Jan 25, 12 at 10:54pm ^ re: Skyrim Jokes
	This thread. ------------------- If Only You Knew The Thoughts I Brew
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smarti3 true seeker (2K Remix) since: Aug 2007	Jan 25, 12 at 10:55pm ^ re: Skyrim Jokes
	Spoiler:Kinda Rude,not too bad though I used to play Skyrim. But then I took a vagina to the dick. No offence to anyone either
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Bowen2 high on "N" total posts: 751 since: Oct 2004	Jan 26, 12 at 12:13am ^ re: Skyrim Jokes
	quote smarti3 Spoiler:Kinda Rude,not too bad though I used to play Skyrim. But then I took a vagina to the dick. No offence to anyone either
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battousai Thread Killah Two much Neo total posts: 2417 since: Jul 2002	Jan 26, 12 at 12:20am ^ re: Skyrim Jokes
	No, it was supposed to go like this: I used to be a virgin like you But then I took a vagina to the dick Girls can say "But hen I took a penis in the vag" ------------------- "With great Bethesda games, comes great glitching"
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AzureLao not-such-a-newbie total posts: 47 since: Jun 2007	Jan 26, 12 at 12:49am ^ re: Skyrim Jokes
	So two storm-cloak soldiers walk into a Thalmor bar... Knock-knock. Who's there? Spoiler:... Dark Brotherhood Spoiler:... Edit: Jan 25, 12 5:00pm -------------------
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pol0202 just getting started! total posts: 105 since: Sep 2011	Jan 26, 12 at 1:22am ^ re: Skyrim Jokes
	i would have had sex last night but your mom took an arrow to the knee
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Anubis Allons-y! Hooked on Neo total posts: 4540 GameGrep pts: 371 since: May 2007	Jan 26, 12 at 2:48am ^ re: Skyrim Jokes
	Thread Closed. ------------------- Thank You Becks!
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