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Scott Cee Inglourious Bosh'tet Neo or Bust since: Sep 2001	Dec 20, 11 at 12:05pm ^ re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Caption Contest
	Log in to remove this sponsored message quote Darknet Dragon humming Ride of the Valkyries "I love the smell of Dovahkiin in the morning! Smells like... ebony." -------------------
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XtremeBladesta [Catchphrase] ultra seeker total posts: 1480 since: Jul 2007	Dec 20, 11 at 6:03pm ^ re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Caption Contest
	Petty arguments in Skyrim used to be settled by a friendly game of rock-paper-scissors. However, this usually dissolved into a drunken barfight, so they changed the game to whack-a-dragon. Players take turns with the greatsword attempting to hit the dragon as it flies by. If you don't hit it, you lose; but, if the game continues until the dragon gets pissed off and eats your ass, you lose too. Have fun! ------------------- Nothing in the world is single; All things by a law divine In one spirit meet and mingle. Why not I with thine?
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Darknet Half as long, twice as bright Elite Seeker total posts: 30101 since: Aug 2002	Dec 21, 11 at 2:17am ^ re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Caption Contest
	Winner: quote Emaster MK Even baseball is bleepING EPIC in Skyrim. Runner Ups: quote Ditnopota And that's how natural selection works, kids. quote XtremeBladesta Petty arguments in Skyrim used to be settled by a friendly game of rock-paper-scissors. However, this usually dissolved into a drunken barfight, so they changed the game to whack-a-dragon. Players take turns with the greatsword attempting to hit the dragon as it flies by. If you don't hit it, you lose; but, if the game continues until the dragon gets pissed off and eats your ass, you lose too. Have fun! Sucks to pick because they were all funny. ------------------- Superhero Costumes
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Emaster MK Wub Wub Wub Still Seekin' total posts: 3273 neopoints: 267 GameGrep pts: 406 since: Mar 2008	Dec 21, 11 at 12:05pm ^ re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Caption Contest
	Yay! Make me die from laughing ------------------- https://twitter.com/bucketofbrains2 http://www.youtube.com/Emastermk
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Scott Cee Inglourious Bosh'tet Neo or Bust since: Sep 2001	Dec 21, 11 at 12:20pm ^ re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Caption Contest
	Now it's time for me to tell you about Dovahkiin, archrival and nemesis of Alduin, with powers comparable to Alduin. What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the power of flight? That do anything for ya? (That's levitation, holmes.) How 'bout the power to kill a dragon, from 200 yards away... with voice bullets! (That's the power of Thu'um.) How 'bout the power... to move you? -------------------
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Resilience Disastrous Consequences Seeketh Maximus total posts: 5090 since: Oct 2008	Dec 21, 11 at 12:31pm ^ re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Caption Contest
	Rocket Man, burning up this fuse up here alone. Edit: Dec 21, 11 2:43pm ------------------- If Only You Knew The Thoughts I Brew
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The Stinger Retired NeoXtreme total posts: 8125 since: Mar 2002	Dec 21, 11 at 1:55pm ^ re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Caption Contest
	Now that I think about it, that measly five Septims I was too cheap to drop for the optional cape wouldve been a good investment. Hey wait...I really CAN see my house from here.... Aaaaaahhh! Thud ------------------- Profile retired as of 7/28/2012.
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skythelegend Stealing modchairs since 2006 Hooked on Neo total posts: 4114 since: Nov 2006	Dec 21, 11 at 2:38pm ^ re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Caption Contest
	I can see my house from here... Hey Lydia! Look! I'm flying! ------------------- No spelling making? Oblivion Blue Mage Morrowind Blue Mage
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Twilight [psycho] logy Seeketh Maximus total posts: 5609 since: May 2009	Dec 21, 11 at 4:11pm ^ re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Caption Contest
	And I'm freeeeeeeee, free falling, falling. Spoiler:Reference in case you missed it/don't know Sidenote: He's perfect. -------------------
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fablefan 360 fan! gone postal total posts: 453 since: Jan 2006	Dec 21, 11 at 4:13pm ^ re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Caption Contest
	"I have to stop Lex Luthor!" ------------------- insanity makes me sane
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LloydToS Run or be feared (moderator) Guild Wars 2 [PC] total posts: 1483 since: Jul 2006	Dec 21, 11 at 4:24pm ^ re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Caption Contest
	And thus the soundbarrier was broken, Skyrim-style. ------------------- Tales of- Series Warcraft III Legend of Zelda: The Windwaker (GC) World of Tanks Forum Guild Wars 2 Forum
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Briar30 Pure Awesome mad messenger total posts: 293 since: Feb 2008	Dec 21, 11 at 4:31pm ^ re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Caption Contest
	They see my Elven..... They hatin'! They sent my ass in the air trying to catch me flying bloody trying to catch me flying bloody
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Darknet Half as long, twice as bright Elite Seeker total posts: 30101 since: Aug 2002	Dec 21, 11 at 4:46pm ^ re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Caption Contest
	What you see is the Skyrim version of the Rocketeer Why does he have no rocket pack? Well the Skyrim world has no modern technology, so he ended up having to use a giant. R.I.P. ------------------- Superhero Costumes
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The Stinger Retired NeoXtreme total posts: 8125 since: Mar 2002	Dec 21, 11 at 6:41pm ^ re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Caption Contest
	If that was a Dwarven Helm instead of Elven, it would be damn near exactly the Rocketeer. Rofl. ------------------- Profile retired as of 7/28/2012.
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Ditnopota Neolithic total posts: 6851 neopoints: 287 since: Apr 2009	Dec 21, 11 at 8:05pm ^ re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Caption Contest
	Is it just me, or has planking gotten out of hand?
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