Cinema Lounge's Dirty Dozen - Page 15

All you fools with XBox Gold accounts need to download Dorito's Crash Course and play it with me.

A.K.A. lupin3rd

Hawkeye, Harm's Way is also free. I downloaded both those games, then realized I needed XBL to get the achievements. So I downloaded Aegis Wings instead since I also realized that's still available and it's still free.

I downloaded that Pinball FX2. It's free and I like pinball so I thought Microsoft finally gave us a really good freebie. Nope. I immediately realized it's like that failed Game Room of theirs. You have to buy all the tables separately in order to play anything.

Darknet, wont your roommates make fun of you like they do with everything else you watch? Bazinga! Don't forget Angel btw. That show is the shit. Still watch it every morning.

Speaking of which, I watched one of my favorite episodes from Season 1 the other morning "I've Got You Under My Skin" (PL, remember this one when they have to perform an exorcism? That twist is still the best; no spoilers for Darknet who's 10 years behind still. lol). Anyways, watching that episode I noticed for the first time the clerk that Cordelia talks to when she's buying that Ethros Box is Jerry Lambert, aka Kevin Butler, aka that douchebag from the PS3 commercials.

That Crash Course is actually kind of fun. I thought this was a Kinect game at first. Plus seeing my avatar stumble and run around makes me laugh. Like how it shows everyone's time too for comparison.

Edit: *bleep* you PL for getting 35 seconds on the first level. I call shenanigans.

Edit2: Completely dominated on the USA 2 level with 55 seconds.
Edit3: LOL @ myself getting smashed up onto the screen on USA3. Also falling into the water below at ridiculous heights.
Edit4: Aside from the first course, I owned the rest of them on USA circuit. America bitches. I did it for America!
Edit5: LOL Storm getting almost 2-3 minutes on every course. LOL!
Edit6: *bleep* Europe man. Course 1, 06:09.643. XD Could not get passed that first part. That stupid conveyor belt kept me pushing back into that last swinging hammer. I'll take my 6 minutes. For America!
Edit7: Daaaaamn. Darknet got me on Europe2. He has 01:10.010 and I got 01:10.769.

Good luck to all of you beating my Japan 4 record.


I won't lie to you all, 2011 is going to be *bleep*ing awesome. Uncharted 3, Mass Effect 3, Elder Scrolls V, Batman: Arkham City. I'm foaming at the mouth from the thought alone...

I forgot about Dragon Age 2 and InFamous 2 next year as well.



I'm going to be out of money.

Wow. Harms Way is incredibly easy to 200/200. I just got 11/12 in like 10 minutes. lol. The only one I need requires Gold and that's simply joining a multiplayer match.


Games I'm looking forward to next year:

• Dead Space 2
• Mortal Kombat 9
• Marvel vs. Capcom 3
• Gears of War 3
• Batman: Arkham City
• The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword (WWWYKI)

About it for games I'm anticipating, unless I'm forgetting one. Hopefully be E3 more games get announced at the end of the year ala DCKR. Would be awesome to get a sequel to NSMBWii with some better freakin powerup costumes.

How the *bleep* did you manage 29 seconds?!?! Best I can get is 33 seconds.

Least I beat PL...

Edit: WTF you beat ALL my times on the USA Courses!!

Edit2: Hmmm.. I may be onto something. Got down to 32.985 on USA 1, but I kind of messed up and cost myself 2 seconds at the end. I'll get 28 seconds, even if my avatar has to die trying.